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| Well see I was at a cross country meet and we were on a new course that we had never ran before. it was a course that was in the middle of the woods with alot of trees(hint) i remember that as we were coming around the corner i looked back and as I turned around i ran right into the tree that was in front of me. everybody started laughing and now my nickname is non other than GEORGE after george of the jungle. - Brittney |
| I am such a blonde! okay, i was riding home with my best friend in her carpools car. they had a mini van. i was getting in to shut the door, and it wouldn't move! i was like why won't this thing move. shes like "sweetie, its automatic" everyone was cracking up and i felt like an idiot...one of those you had to be there moments. - Anonymous |
| Last weekend my best friend Joey had a bombfire/ pool party and my crush was there. i recently bought this really cute bathing suit. so i was so happy that he would be there to check out my hot bod. i got there and me and ryan (my crush) were having so much fun. he asked my to go in the pool with him. we were walking to the pool, and i knew he was checking out my butt but then Ashely ( Ryan's x) came up to me and said need a tampon. i was like what is she talking about. and ryan says i think you started your period! i look were i sat talking to ryan and i realized i did start my periord. i dont think ryan will be checking out my ass anymore!! - Anonymous |
| My most emberrising moment was something that i would never ever forget, it was when i was in elementry school and me and my friends use to like dig toilet thingys in the sand and lay in them and act like we were sitting in the toilet reading the newspaper. Well my friend dared me to actually pee in the sand and knowing me when i was little i would take any dare that was given to me so i said ok whatever ill do it but to find out i was wearing a white long dress and i got up to find out that it was all over my dress when i was walking to my class in the mourning i was told that i had to be on the morning annocements i thought what if they see the back of my dress but i guess that i thought that would never happen so i went. When they turned on the camera i accidently droped the paper thingy and i looked back to see that it was behind me..... so i turned around not thinking about my pee stain on my dress _so you know when they are filming you they usually zoom on to you will they happened to zoom in on my but and it was all wet and a yellowish color when i was walking back to my class i was being laughed at and evern worse when i walked into my classroom they were all laughing at me and it made me feel so emebarised my friends told me that when i walked into the classroom i smelled really bad and my face was as red as an apple it was really bad. - Nicole, AZ |
| It was a really nice day out, and me and my sister decided to go for a cruise in my car. I had to stop to get some gas cause my tank was nearly on E. When I pulled into the gas station, I had to wait for 3 cars to get gas before I could. As I patiently waited, I was listening to some music and bobbing my head to the beat. My sister screamed "It's your turn!" I slammed on the gas because she startled me, and ran right into the gas pump! The gas pump was ok, but I needed to replace a headlight! - Candi, Wisconsin |
| One Time At school in P.E. my "Friends" took my T-shirt, and pants so I had to stay in the girls locker room while the other teams basketball players came in and stared at me, I really looked like a Loser! - Kelsey |
| I went shopping downtown one day and I saw the most beautiful dress that I just could not resist.I felt that perfect dress was just calling me. It was a nice candy apple red with a zipper down the back and v neck with shot sleeves, I was going out to a party,and so I bought the dress.When I got to the party people were staring at me constantly and although I didn't mind the attention I began to wonder why alot of the men could not take ther eyes off me.was it my new dress.?well little did I know that my new favorite dress had came unzipped in the back. well that dress was calling me alright for attention.I got it.! sighned, blushed forever. - Anonymous |
| I have an older sister that always thought she was not the most favorite. Basically the youngest took all the attention from her. Unfortunately, I was the youngest. My sister was around 14 and I was around 11 and my sister was left alone to watch me at my grandparents house early in the morning. I was running around in only a bra and underunderwear I was getting ready to get dressed and go outside to play in the snow, meanwhile my sister was taking forever to style her 60s looking hair when I told her to hurry her butt up. She got mad and twisted my arm to the center part of my back and pushed me outside in only my underwarunderwear that time I had a crush on the neighbor boy and I needless to say the neighbor boy saw me in my underware ran in terrified to see a girl like that. The neighbor called my grandparents and they came home an hour later, by then I had caught cold. When I got inside I grabbed the nearest thing to hit her with and took after her. She ran in the attic and climbed out the window. I locked the window and the attic and my sister was stuck on the roof. My grandfather was trying to find his keys, only to find out I locked them up in the attic. He got really mad and had to climb on the roof in the middle of winter and get my older sister down and to break into the window. Need less to say, I got ridaculed at school for two years, meanwhile all the older students made fun of my sister because I had her locked on the attic. This might sound scary, but that is one of my less threating stories. - Anonymous |
| One day i was really hungry and i hadnt had anything to eat and i was with a bunch of my friends at the mall and my sister had her baby with us so she asked if we could wait till she changed her babys diaper but i was so hungry so when she was done everyone went and got something to eat and i was waiting in line with my sister i was digging in her baby's bag and i pulled out what i thought was chocolate as i was eating it i realized it had a funny taste so i was like what flavor is that chocolate you bought and she yelled out thats not chocolate thats shit! now i know the meaning of all eyes on you! - Anonymous |
| I was in the 4th grade and i was kinda popular but the real loud mouth and clown of the school, and one day i was really in a hurry to get to school and threw on a pair of pants that were in the newly done laundry and started to go to school, we were all walking down the stairs to eat lunch when someone said who's underwear are those? i looked down and they were mine saying Wednesday when it was Friday and they were hanging out of my pants i quickly took them out and stuffed them in my shirt, i asked to go to the bathroom and i went a stuck the underwear in the toilet and flushed it, later they announced that the toilet overflowed caused by a pair of underwear, i hoped no one remembered moments before....how embarrassing. - Anonymous |
| I had spent the night at a friends house for a slumber party. Four other girls were there. Well we found out my friend lived by a cemetary so we decided to go there. Well we were all standing looking at this one grave and I deciced to look at a different one,well as I walked over it I farted and everyone laughed.They wont stop saying,"Ha ha you farted on a dead person!"It wasnt funny to me. - Anonymous |
| I was at school on the way to class. I was really hyper and believe me you don't want to see me when I am hyper! Anyways I was walking ( more like skipping) down the hall with abunch of my friends and I saw my crush I was in too good of a mood to stop being dumb just cuz of him, so I kept skipping and I ran into a door post dividing the hallway. My head hit it smack in the middle and I fell flat on my butt! I look back to see that everyone was laughing at me including my crush! I also had a huge lump in the middle of my forehead!!! I felt so dumb! - Kaylee, Age 16 |
| My most embarrassing moment was when I was in 7th grade. We were taking a test and I farted REALLY loud!!!!!!!!!!! Now that is really embarrassing for a girl like me. my teacher said Ashleigh was that you and I said no and turned BRIGHT RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Ashleigh |
| One time in fifth grade, I was trying to talk to this boy in my class who i thought was really hot. his girlfriend was in the same class and she was talking to him. well, i ran his way and a bookbag was right in the middle of the hallway were he was and i said "hunter" and he turned around and i fell right in between him and his girlfriend. i grabbed his pants to try to save myself but instead, his pants got halfway pulled down in front of everybody!!! I was kinda scared to talk to him since.lol. - Anonymous |
| One time I was walking and felt the need to use the bathroom(#2) and had nowhere to go. So I turned around to go home but I could only get so far, so I started to go behind some bushes. As I started to go the neighbor walked out and started yelling, so I hurried up and wiped with the tissues I had in hand. I never ran home so fast or was so embarrassed in my life!!!. - K.J. |
| Hi. Once, when I was in kindergarten and my sister was in Pre-kindergarten, and we went to the same school. Now, for my sister's class, she was having a dress-out day where they could dress up like a cowgirl/cowboy. So my mom dressed up my sister as a cowgirl with a vest, hat, and all. But, my mom thought that it was that dress-out day in my class, too, so she dressed me up like a cowboy with like boots, a vest, a cowboy hat, and brown leather pants. The only thing wrong with that is that it wasn't that dress-out day in my class!!!!!! I'll never forget how I had to go through the whole day dressed like a cowboy. - Anonymous |
| I was sitting in biology one day listining to the teacher blab and blab about this and that. Anyway the night before i had pulled an all nighter so i was pretty fricken tired. My eyes were heavy and i realized i wasnt going to make it through class. I figured what the hay 5 minutes of sleep will do me some good so i layed my head down to rest. I opened my eyes a moment later to the sounds of the loudest laughing i have ever heard. I then raised my head off my desk to find the entire class looking at me and busting up. Turns out during my little nap I let a huge FART go. I was so embarressed. Anyway that sucked. - Will |
| One time in second grade i was sitting down and a kid was fanning himself, then he fannded his self so hard that my dress flew up and he saw my Alladin underwear. it was soo Embarrassing - Anonymous |
| Well i was at the mall with my friend steph and we were going bra shopping! so i found this really cute bra and so i bought it right away, because i had out grown all my others.we were waiting outside for my mom to pick us up i was holding the bra up to my chest next to a parked car. well all of the sudden a really really hot guy looks out at me and says "thats what mirrors are for"! i just wanted to die! and just as i was thinking things cant get much worse,o how wrong i was. see i have this problem when i get under a lot of pressure or really nervous i faint so right there with the bra in my hand i faint! they had to call the ambulance and the hot guy explained the whole story to them and my friend said that i pass out a lot. well i haven't been bra shopping in a long time now! - Anonymous |
| laughed and a cute boy saw but i pulled up my pants and cryed i was so so emberresed! - Anonymous |
| I have played the violin since the sixth grade and I graduated highschool last year. While in school I was in orchestra. Last year there were two orchestral groups, the advanced and the intermediate. I was in the advanced group. For our concerts, my teacher had the advanced group play their own program, and on top of that he had us play with the intermediate for their program. Well, the night of our winter concert, the intermediate went first. The program went pretty well and we started to walk off stage. While I was walking down the stairs I figured that I should probably hold onto the handrail so I didnt fall b/c the girls had to wear these really long evening gowns (and everyone was watching us). So, I was holding my dress up w/ my right hand and holding my violin in my left hand and couldnt possibly hold the handrail. At that moment I skipped about four steps and completely fell off the stage and down the stairs!!! I was sooooo embarassed! My friend that was behind me panicked along with my teacher because after intermission the advanced group was going back on stage to do a concerto and I was supposed to do the SOLO!!! OMG! but...I was ok and I laughed it off. We returned to the stage and everything went smoothly. I will NEVER forget that night. And neither will ANYONE else! - Anonymous |
| my embarrassing moment happened in fifth grade. i was really shy and got stage fright really easy but i got the guts to be in the christmas play. before the play started, i had to pee but i was worried that i would miss my scene if i went to the bathroom. i decided to wait it out. that was a bad decision. in my scene i was pretending to make cookies and i had to pour water. i tried my best to hold it but i had to go so bad. i felt it running down my leg and i just turned to the girl beside me ( megan hatcher) and said i would be right back. i ran off stage and cried. my little tights were soaked and i was so embarrased. i went to the bathroom and cried until the play was over and my sister came in and asked me what was wrong. she thought i had run to get more cookies for the mailman. needless to say, i havn't been in another play since. i might take drama next year though. (junior year of highschool) i ran into megan in juvey last june but she didn't remember the play. * thank gawd!* - Christine, 16 |
| Ok i was in class, sitting next to this girl i liked. and when i reached down to grab my books, i let a huge one rip and this girl went and ran off and never talked to me again, but i moved on. except not the pants. - Anonymous |
| One Fourth of July my friends and I went to an outdoor concert in downtown Washington, D.C. The only bathroom was a bunch of porta-potties with a huge line. When it was my turn, I saw how dirty they were and tried to pee without sitting on the seat. Well, the porta-potty was sitting at a slant, and as soon as I started to pee, it began running onto my shorts. I managed to stop mid-pee, but by that time, the back of my shorts were wet and I had to walk around all day like that! - Tracy |
| Once while my friends were in a musical. and there was a song that we had to scream to we were doing that and everyone could hear us. we stopped for a sec and relized we were sceaming the wrong stanza! - Anonymous |
| One afternoon i decided to ride my atc motorcycle to the local liquor store not far from my house.i grabbed my pants out of the dryer put them on,put on a pair of flip flop shoes i was on my way. it was a friday so the store had a line of mostly men coming out of the store waiting to cash there checks. i pulled up on my atc, and all the men were checking me out,i got off the atc trying to act cool,i felt something on my foot so casually i kick my foot thinking it must be a weed or grass from goin thru the field on the way there,as i kicked my foot a pair of my brightest underwear went flying thru the air, skinning about 6 of the men waiting to cash there check heads and landed right in the doors of the store.everyone seen.i was so embarressed , what could i do ? i just kept walking like nothing happen, i surely couldnt pick them up, i just went in the store got what i went there for walked out, i heard someone say "hey did you forget something here?" i left. - Kelley |
| I was at my school and was absentmindedly singing, when I walked past the guy I had a crush on. Only after did he look at me REALLY strangely did I realize I was singing a lullaby... - Anonymous |
| I went to church ,went to the rest room first at the church then i walked to the main part of the church where everyone was in there.not realizing that i pulled my back of my skirt in my pantyhose after i went to the bathroom.realized it when i walked to the front seats of the church when i felt a cool draft. - Kelley |
| One day last summer me and my friend were walking on the sidewalk of our street. We had water balloons to throw at our brothers and this other cute boy who were building something in our col-de-sac. When they saw them they said that we had better not throw them at them. After throwing a few anyway, they got really mad so we decided to stop. Walking back to my house, I stuffed the water balloons up my shirt as a joke. My friend was laughing when I heard someone behind me call my name. I whipped around and the cute guy's eyes bugged out. Yeah...he was looking at my shirt. My jaw dropped open and I ran home. - Anonymous |
| My family went to Disneyland last summer, and we had a small hotel room. I woke up kind of early one morning and got in the shower. I started singing, but I didn't really notice because I do it a lot. And I don't have a good voice either. So by the time I got out, dried off and opened the bathroom door, the rest of my family was standing there glaring at me. I know it's my family...but I hate it when people hear me sing. When we got back home a few days later my brother told all of his little friends. - Anonymous |
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