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| Ok so I was in 7th grade.. I am in 9th grade now.. me and my best guy friend were partners for stuff in gym. He was extremly athletic and I was ok athetlic wise.. so when we were partners, we had to like hold down each other's feet on situps, make sure we did push ups right.and so on.. so we were doing the sit ups.. and an extremly loud fart just came out! I was the most embarassed I have ever been in my life.. my best friend and me had to stop doing situps because we were laughing so hard! I was so embarassed that he was going to tell everyone.. by as a best friend should do he didn't tell ne one! - Mike, Minnesota |
| A couple friends and I went to a FFA banquet and I'm lactose intolerant. Well they convinced me to drink milk and it will be funny... so I did and nothing happend it was odd. Well, then i had a date later on that night. So i went to my girlfriends house to pick her up. And when i got there my stomach was really gurgley and i had to wait for her to finish getting ready so then i saw a magazine on the table and i was bending over and looking at it. And while i was looking at it my girlfriends mother came from behind me and scared me so bad i started constantly farting and i stained my shorts then I had to go home and change. - Anonymous |
| Once when i was at the Mexican Restraunt with my family my sister told my mom&dad about my girlfriend.And it was so enbarrising i started to cry.But she is cute says my sister.My sister still teases me.And i hit her when she does. - Anonymous |
| This happend last year as a freshman in highschool. I was waiting to leave for a ski trip after school got out and there is a dairy queen near our school that we go to to eat and kill time. So my friends and i go to dairy queen and we sit down in a booth. As soon as we sit down we start smelling something, and everyone started to say that someone farted. I said that one of us had probably stepped in dog crap and we should check our shoes. Well, sure enough, the poop was on my shoe, so i stand up look. Well after telling my friends (who are all laughing at me) that i am going to go back to the school to change my shoes, i looked under the table, and sure enough, there was a big pile of crap that i had put my foot in. The workers were listening in and knew something was going on when all my friends were laughing and being loud. So the next day I am in school and our principle announced that we were not allowed to go to dairy queen after school anymore because the manager at dairy queen said that we had taken our poop from the bathroom and put it on the floor. So our principle called us down and asked us what happend and we told him and he didnt yell at us or anything. But word had gone around the school by the end of the day that i was the one that had stepped in the crap, and everyone was making jokes about it to me. - Matt from Pennsylvania |
| Well, I was 20 at the time - My older brother was getting married - So all of the friends and family got together to attend the practice ceremony the day before the big event - After the practice run was all finished up, we all packed up and headed over for a big Italian feast at a very well known Orlando restaurant. In order to help celebrate the occasion, I downed two bottles of wine in about an hour time span - After that 2nd bottle was all gone, I lost track of how much I'd been drinking. My Mom, Dad, little sister, and I all ended up back in my parents hotel room. I was so smashed I thought it was my room - I took off my dress to be left standing before my sister, mom, and dad only wearing a thong, platform shoes, and my white ass. To top it off I began to parade around the room screaming at my Dad about what a jerk he is. Walked out onto their balcony poured a beer onto the head of some innocent stranger at the pool below - Walked back in and... The next I knew it was the next day - I awoke on top of a made-bed, still in my thongs and shoes - I'd never made it beneath the covers that night. I just passed out, butt in the air for all the world to check out. Picking my head off of the hotel pillow, I saw my parents on the other bed sleeping like nothing had happened. I couldn't find my dress - I quietly stole away into their bathroom, borrowed a towel and ran back to my room - I was so embarrassed - My parents and I have never talked about that day! - Anonymous |
| Ok, one time i was on the boat with the hottest guy in the world and my dad and were out fishing when all of a sudden i had to pee! it was soo bad because my stomach was killing me and i had cramps and i was almost in tears because of the pain! i tried to whisper to my dad to park the boat on a nearby island but he was still determind to fish yet he could see how badly i had to go cuz i was trying not to cry so he did and the whole time we were looking for an island my dad was talking to me about how disapointed he was in me for not going earlier while jacob, the hottest guy ever! was in the back laughing his head off. finally we found an outhouse and i could hardly walk straight but was so relieved after yet on the way home jacob wouldnt stop teasing me about it and i was sooo embarrased!!!! - Anonymous |
| One time I was playing strip poker in my garage. My parents were supposed to be out of town. To keep everyone from cheating profusely we let everyone deal the cards equally each turn. Well, everytime someone dealt the cards they cheated to get someone to take their clothes off. Before I knew it, me and my best friend were naked with 5 girls (who were also naked). Then, out of nowhere, my mom, dad, and little brothers were in garage looking at us - they had come home early from out of town, only to find 7 naked teenagers in their garage. I was a deer in the headlights. Extremely embarrassing! - Anonymous |
| Once I was at the r-ranch with my friend and it had just stopped raining so we went on a hike in the hills and when we were going down one I ran and then slipped and fell down and got all muddy on my shirt,pants,and shoes and I also got some mud down my pants. - Anonymous |
| One of my friends is my crushes sister and I was really bored and I had no clue that I was on the speaker phone and my crush walked in the room without me knowing and I started to talk jiberish ( my friend and mine made up language) to my friend since it was all quiet. After I was done talking in my weird voice my crush said," what are you talking about"? And the next day in class he teased me about it in a joking way. - Lexy, 10 |
| Well my most embarrissing moment was when i was going camping we stopped to go to the toilet and i went to the toilet and opend a door the door was opened but to my surprise there was a lady wiping her bottom i was so embarressed i did not talk until we got back in the car how embarrising!!!!! |
| Well this one time when I was taking a dump at school, this kid looked under the door at me and laughed.The next day I was laughed at from the bus ride to school to the bus ride home.And I will never forget it. - Anonymous |
| When I was at a birthday party I was it for tag and when I was counting I took a step and fell right in the deep end of the pool. - Cameron, Age 11, Fllorida |
| I have a really embarrasibg story i have not told any one so can you keep me as Anonymous. Well here is my story......... I was at my friends house, and we were at the park accross from here house and my friends neighbor came out with his mate it was a bit after dark and the two boys had been drinking any way my friends neighbors friend went and peed on the slide from the top so it ran doun the whole slide. i was talking to me friend and didn't notice what he had done so while my friend was talking to the two guys i got a bit bored and started to play on the play ground and not knowing what was on the slide i slid down it! i was so embarresed! When i get embarassed my face always goes bright red and thank god it was dark cause i could feel myself burning up! - Anonymous |
| My most embarrassing moment came just as it was the biggest UK high school moment came: The Year 11 Prom. I decided that I wanted to look my best just as the prom came along, so I hired a tux and decided to get my hair styled. First of all, I went to pick up my suit from the hire place, and when I got there, I was given what I thought was my suit in a black suit-carrying case. So then, I decided to visit the hairdressers as it was only opposite. I went in and decided I would get something that I wouldn't normally get. So I got it the usual length - #1 on sides and back and about 3 inches on top, but I also decided I would get highlights (as I have never got them before) in blonde color. I got it done, but they went bright orange!!!!! I was so annoyed, and almost began to cry. I thought, I cannot possibly turn up to the prom like this, so I asked if there was any way it could be fixed. The hairdresser only came up with one solution - get it buzzed. Needless to say, I had to buzz my head. I then got home (looking awful - my head is abnormally shaped!) and unpacked my tux. It was not the one I ordered, it was dark green, but I ordered a black one. It was too late to return it as the shop was closed, and the limo would be at my house in 25 minutes with all my friends. I got ready and the limo arrived. I got in and my friends took one look at me and burst into laughter. I felt like such an idiot, but that was nothing. When I stepped out of the limo at the prom destination, the whole year stared at us. I was the last one out of the limo, but as soon as I got out, the congregation of fellow pupils fell silent. They were all staring at me. Then after about 10 seconds of silence (that felt like an eternity), there was some slight chuckles, followed by an uproar of laughter. I was humiliated. The night was awful, with comments from everyone - even if I didn't associate with them at school. Anyway, over the holidays, my hair slowly grew back. Although I admitted that it was a good cut for the summer, it would not have been my choice for the big school prom. Anyway, my year 13 prom is in a year and a half, and i'm not going back to that hire shop or hairdressers! |
| One day me and my friend (who is a girl but not a girlfriend) were in math class. We were having a really great day untill she got into a fight with a guy she really liked. When we walked into math class she was crying so to cheer her up i gave her a big hug. My teacher stared at us for 10 seconds when we were giving are hug and then she yelled out in french pas de contact physic (translated into english that means no physical contact). Are whole class started laughing out loud and it took are teacher five minutes to quiet them down. The next day in homeroom because are homeroom teacher is also are math teacher our teacher decided to have a discussion with the whole class. She started off with "I know that at this school we encourage expressing our feelings, but it is inapropriate to express feelings towards people we love or towards friends ( she put the word friends in quotations.) Ever since she has looked at me and my friend funny and she moved us from the front and center of the class to the back corner so that we would not "ogle" her. - Signed~ I am not a lesbian just a good friend age:13 |
| I was at my friends house when we were in high school and as we were looking in the video box in the lounge room, i had the urge to let go of some wind, i didnt think twice because we were close friends, so i thought a nice short quiet one wouldnt matter.... So i let it go..... but to my astonishment it was the loudest most squelchiest fart (with more vibrato than a vibrator in a dryer )that i have ever heard. To make matters worse my friends brother had walked in while i was in the middle of my orchestral performance and as they were laughing, i laughted harder and farted harder aswell as intune with my snorting. - Chatty, 21 yrs Of Age |
| One day during my senior spring break I was spending the night at a friends house with another friend. Everything went good that night but the next morning was much different. I woke up I thought before both of my friends. So I went in his bathroom and started taking a shower. While I was in the shower I heard the door barely open. I thought it was just a cat or something then all of a sudden a very very cold Fanta drink with ice was poured on me.The laughing started immediately. So then I started laughing but then they did it again over the curtain but this time the whole shower curtain fell and I was standing dripping butt naked. My friends turned their heads laughing histerically. I hurried and grabbed the shower curtain up to my waist. My face was red and I had quit laughing. That whole day I felt stupid and weird in front of my friends but now its all good lol. |
| I have to say that this day was THE most worst day in my life. it all started when I first woke up. I have bunk beds, and I sleep on the bottom one. so anyways I went to get out of bed but I must of been that tired, I sort of rolled out, and landed on my dog. so the poor thing went crying down the stairs, and found mum. she sort of heard what had happened and was at the bottom of the stairs laughing her head off. next came the shower. still half asleep, I went to step into it and slipped on my butt. it was sore, but hey I'm a woman of the world I could handle it. well next came the stairs. I fell down them! I could handle that to. mum and I went to a friends place for lunch that day, and we were talking about what an airhead I was ( I'm an Aries ) I went got up to go get a drink and walked straight into the washing line! so I guess that day I proved to myself and to the world that the name airhead suits me down to a T. - Anonymous |
| Okay, at my high school we had a class of 1,200 graduating seniors. That is alotta people if you add up their families and friends and everyone that they would possibly invite to see them walk the stage. And of course you go one by one so all eyes are on you in any particular moment. Well, I have massive stage fright, and was wearing tall heels. I didn't walk well in tall heels. As I walked across the stage I was concentrating so hard on not falling that I forgot to get my diploma, shake the hand of the principal, and everyone else onstage. So I had to turn around and walk back to pick it up, and look dumb in front of everyone. (the moment they will always remember me from, right?) To top it off when I walked down the stairs to get off the stage my robe got caught on the railing and pulled me backwards so I fell and blocked up the stage exit. Once agian in front of EVERYBODY. The roar of laughter was so loud it echoed... pretty bad right? - Anonymous |
| I was home sick from school, when the phone rang. "Hello, this is so-and-so," spoke the lady with a friendly, bland voice, "how are you today?" I've heard it a million times, and I was not in the mood to deal with a telemarketer. "Not good," I intoned, "I'm dying." A pause, then, "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll be sure to pray to God for you." "Don't bother," I countered, starting to enjoy this, "I'm a card-carrying Satanist." "Well I'm sure God will bless you and keep you in his heart," she said seriously, "may I talk to your mother?" Giggling, I gave the phone to my mother, excited to know the telemarketer's reaction. But it wasn't a telemarketer! It was a client of my mother's, and a preacher at that! Needless to say, I was in BIG trouble. Though the poor woman forgave my rudeness! - Anonymous |
| Once I was over at a freiends house and we were playing around and he farted so I tried to fart and I did another butt movement on his carpet. - Lake |
| it all started out as a pretty normal day, except for the fact that i totialy forgot to use the bathroom before i got on the bus. Not good. I normally got to school and had to go straight to class, leaving me no time to use the bathroom. Thats what i did on friday, January 6th. I was sitting in class sraining, holding it, doing all that i could, and i asked the teacher if i could go and she said,no, you know the rules! No going to the bathroom during class..... wow. i was about to explode! i couldnt wait aa second longer and then....i passed out! i passed out from holding it! ohhh! it was sooooo humiliating! then to make it worse, when i woke up, no i hadent peed my pants, but the lunch lady was giving me mouth to mouth. yep. gross, discusting and unhumanly breath, rushed into my mouth. I jumped up, (cousing my bladder to shake a little bit) which made me realize I STILL HAD TO GO!!!! my teacher tried to stop me, but i wouldnt stop. I went darting down the hall, and only to run into a girl, causing her to drop all her books, ALSO CAUSING ME TO SLIP ON HER BOOKS LANDING DIRECTLY ON MY BLADDER. I was now drizziling. i ran and ran as fact as i could, but then the stupid hall monitor..(which i will never forgive) stoped me in the hall because i was running. At that very moment i lost it. I peed my pants. I went down the office and asked if i could call my mom and they said no. They thought because i was in 7th grade i should be old enough to hold it for 4 and 1/2 hours. So they told me to go wring out my pants people. WRING OUT MY PANTS!!! i did so and walked back to class where i found that another girl did the same thing, so i wasnt so emberassed although i did gain the nickname, peepancer - Anonymous |
| hey dude...I was sleeping in school like i usually do and my teacher put my hand in some water and i peed all over myself, the worstthing was it was my first period class. So I had to go the entire day with my pants wet... - Anonymous |
| Well, as usual, i had a crush. his name was kernon and i liked him alot! i was changing in a room with broken curtians, so i was just HOPING nobody was outside, so i took my clothes off and i was standing there in my bra and underwear, and kernon walked by a stared at me a long time, and i noticed it after a while and he laughed and turned red and i just turned red a ran to the bathroom!! i was soooo embarressed, i will never forget that! - Anonymous |
| When i went to my 1st sleep over in 4th grade i had stayed up late the night before and so i was really tired. I went to sleep first (big mistake) and i snore. Well I fell asleep in the living room which was near the parents room and my friends needed to shut me up or i would wake up the parents. They 1st just wanted to have fun with waking me up so they got shaving cream and put it on my hand and tickled my face and it worked and i smeared the shaving cream all over my face. Well, I was sleeping on carpet and I did not wake up so they had to clean me off or i would get shaving cream all over the floor. So they cleaned me off, but through all this i didnt stop snoring. So they took a pillow, and covered my head with it, you could still hear me snoring, but at least it was quieter. The next morning, when i finally woke up, i had a pillow on my head and i didnt know what was going on until they told me what had happend... Well, i havnt fallen asleep 1st at a sleep over since then and i dont plan to any time soon. - Anonymous |
| I was home taking a shower and I heard my friend walk in crying, so I got out of the shower and looked for a towel and their was only the bath mat, so I grabbed that and went to see what was wrong ... apparently the whole neighborhood was in my house! That was really embarrassing! - Courtney, Delaware |
| I just came from camp and i was walking to the bathroom and i saw a quarter so i went to pick it up and i ran into a tree and fell down and i had a concussion. - Anonymous |
| hi, I'm kyle but my friends call me Lucky. Maybe because they are lucky that they have such a funny friend lol. well here is my embarrassing story: Well i was just sitting around the house and, "ring ring" the phone rings. So i pick up and its my best friend Ashley. And she tells me that she found the perfect gal for me online. In other words she set me up with a blind date. Now neither of us knows how she looks and thats the most important thing! So I'm all jittery on the date thing cause what if shes mad ugly?!?! Ashley is all up in the dating thing so i cant cancel. But she gives me another option. When i get to the door and she(my date) answers, i should judge her there and then. If shes beautiful, take her arm and head out on my way. But if shes ugly, I should fake an asthma attack run to my car and head home. So I'm all on that idea and I'm very excited now. The date it Friday and Ashley and I practiced the asthma thing so much, that it seems one hundred percent real. Finally its the night and I'm all nicely dressed and my fake asthma attack is drilled in my head. I get in the car wave to Ashley and head out on my date. I reach her home and get out of the car. I take a breath, wheeze and cough a little and head for the door. I knock. I nice figure opens the door and my eyes automatically move up and down. Shes a beaut! A hot mother! A model. Her breasts were fit perfectly in her tight dress showing the right amount of cleavage and curves. Her long legs stand naked in the hallway, while her hair fell blonde, thick, and wavy down to her shoulders. I threw my hand out with a large smile. This was going to be the date of my life after all. Then she began to wheeze and cough. Moan and hyperventilate. Her breathing was asthma-attack-like and her body jittered as if about to die. Then in a slam, the door was in my face and all was quiet. - Kyle |
| As a first year teacher, I was frustrated with a student who simply would not put his book on his desk. I was thinking to myself..as we teacher must since we cannot say what we really think..that this guys a dick. As I was asking him to once again put his book on his desk, I inverted some words and accidentally said "put your dick on your desk." Thank goodness he ignored me that time too! - Anonymous |
| Well one day i was in a shop and a phone rang and i thought it was mine,so i didnt bother to look at the screen and then i said hello and relized it was the lady nxt to me. - Anonymous |
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