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| When me my mom my dad and my brother went up to Alabama we were walking in the mall and I told my mom I needed to go to the bathroom,so we went to the bathroom and I came out and started walking and looked behinde me and saw everyone lauging because toilet paper was hanging out of my pants!!!!!! - Anonymous |
| One day my guy friend Stas asked me if he can borrow my Cd player.. well, i gave it to him making him promise to return it in about 2 days.. So I wait about 1 week, 2 weeks and he still wouldn't return it. So I left with my dad for the vacation and my mom found out about the Cd played so she calls him up and tells him to return it to her. In about 2 minutes he was there at our house. My mom put in a CD to see if it still works and Stas left with the stupidest face expression.. He never asked to borrow anything from me again, but weirdest thing of all.. as much as I thought I was embarassed, I could imagine how he felt. - Anonymous |
| One night I stayed at my friend Amber's for a sleep over. Well, I babysit her little brother a lot, so when he saw me he wasn't too happy. We were in her room getting ready to go out and her little brother decided it would be funny to put a 30 gallon trash can right in front of her room door. Well I decide to bring it down stairs. I'm wearing heels and as soon as I got to the first landing I trip on my heel and start plummeting down the stairs clinging to the trash can full of trash. Her dad was at the bottom of the stairs watching me fall going "oh, oh, oh" every time I'd hit a step. Finally I reached the bottom of the stairs and my head is in the trash can. I pull my self up and I have spaghetti noodles and a banana peel in my hair. Both my best friends were at the top of the stairs laughing hysterically. Needless to say it wasn't the best time I ever had at a sleep over. - Rachel, Ohio klutz |
| One time when i was in the 8th grade i had a health teacher that was really old and ugly. I mean she had to be about 70 years old. When we started CPR she made me volunteer as the dumby because i had the lowest grade in the class. but then she leaned over me and was practicaly on top of me and i was wearing sweat pants and i popped a boner in front of the whole class. now that is embrassing. people still tease me about it to the day. - Hugh 18 OHIO |
| back in my freshmen year at highschool, a couple years ago, our school had a pep rally and i volenteered to go down and help out with a game they were playing. the rules were simple, we had to wheelbarrel race with our partner down 1 side of the gym to the other then pop a balloon containing a prize. me and my partner had gotten all ready waiting for them to say go and when they did, we took off to a good start. we noticed that the other team was cheating so my partner decided to cheat too. he had grabbed my ankles and started dragging me across the gym;but he hadn't noticed that my leg slipped out of his hand and he grabbed my pants by the ankles and pulled them right off reavealing my bright red thong in front of the whole school. yes, very embarrasing! - Anonymous |
| one time, it was pajama day at school, and I was sick the day before. as it turns out, pj day was cancelled, because some kids were too rowdy, and I wore my pjs to school the next day!!!!!!! I was the only one!!!! OOPS! - Anonymous |
| one day, i was walking through the school hallways, and i tripped. I tripped and fell in the trash can. right in front of my crush. when i came out of the trash, i had four week old lunch all over me. my crush, me, and i all laughed. it was soooo embarrassing! - Anonymous |
| When i was 5 years old everday i went to school i dress up like batman and later on my friend told everybody in high school because they forgot. - Anonymous |
| I work in a small office in the administration section and i really had to go to the toilet. So I went to the loo at 4:30 in the afternoon, quickly unziped me fly and did my business. Then to my horror my fly broke clean off and there was nothing i could do to fix it and i had bright red jocks on and you could clearly see it. I started to panic because i had to figure out how i'm going to hide this for the rest of the afternoon. So i did the obvious stuff by hiding it with files and not moving from my desk until i was allowed to leave at 5. I was extremely lucky because i had a change of clothes in my bag because i was going out straight from work that night otherwise if it was another day i have to catch public transport home, so i immedietly changed afterwork!. But the worst of it i had to tell my boss (she thought it was classic) that i would have to wear casual the next day because they were my only pair of black work pants. So you can imagine what i had to say to my work mates the next day. - Steve, Australia |
| when my boyfriend and i first started dating , on our first date we had dinner and he decided to take me to christopher street in newyork city by the pier. We were having a wonderful time , there were alot of couples there . He said it was a beautiful scenery , he worked as a messenger then , and had gone past here alot in the daytime , but he had never been there at nighttime. As we were walking we notice two very muscular gentlemen were looking at us . It made me a little uncomfortable and it made my boyfriend very upset cause he felt these guys were trying to make passes at me . About 30 minutes later , they came up to us and before they could really say anything , my boyfriend started giving them this long speech on respecting the fact they we are together and that we are on a date and i was not interested in them anyway and one of the guys said good because we weren't interested in her either , the guy said i came over here because i was interested in you. My boyfriend was so ticked off and i was so embarrassed because for an hour , i thought these guys were making a pass at me and to top it off , we found out later that evening that we were in a lovers lane for same sex couples. How embrassing was that ! - zabrina |
| I decided to take my friend's very UNBROKE 8 year old horse on a ride. She had never been outside the ring, and she wasn't to confident with her her aids. However, being my dense self, I proceeded. I climbed aboard the 4 legged beast in an adjacent field to her horse barn. As I was sitting on top of the crazy animal she begins to spin nervously. As I try to 'correct' her dangerous spinning, I realize that one of her reins has come 'un-clipped'. I then lean foward (horribly BAD thing to do on a horse) and try to 'fix the problem'. Only to realize that the rein has indeed broken. This is about when I realize that I should climb off and assess the situation from the ground. So, I make to dismount, and to my horror realize, once my feet have TOUCHED the ground, that my sweatshirts has become entangled on the horn of the saddle. Which means that I am now at the mercey of the horse, who takes off at a dead gallop through the field. About 8 bounds into her dead run I realize that my BEST bet would be to tear my shirt and hope that I can tear it free and fall off. As I am pull on my shirt I realize that my bra is also stuck around the horn (yay). I tear my bra AND my shirt in half and tumble and summersalt about 15 yards along the field after I 'free' myself. I regain my composure and stand up, feeling the unforgettable breeze on my midsection and beasttal area. I turn towards voices and realize that there are pedestrians in cars making their way towards me from the road (where they have witnessed the entire scenario...breasts bared to the world and all). Long story short..I got stuck on the side of a fleeing horse, tore my bra and shirt, summersaltered through the air and ground about 15 yards...boobs bobblying along, with people watching from the saftey for the vehicles. - Michele, PA |
| Ok get this about a couple of years ago I went to a New Years party with one of my brothers and there were a ton of people there at least a hundred anyways we had just got there when i arrived I had to pree really bad so I go to the bathroom by the way I was wearing a kirt that night one of those tight fitting ones well when i went to pee I hiked up my skirt around my waist did my business and walked out the door needless to say with my skirt still around my waisti must of forgotten to push it back down and alot of people wittnessed that I was so embarressed that I spent the rest of the night in the car - Crystal |
| First of all, some background information on me. I'm a white kid from northern Wisconsin who goes to school at UW Madison. Enough said. Well one Friday night before a Badger football game, a few of my friends of mine and I were drinking in my friend's room in my dorm. I was dressed really nice because we were going to go down to Mifflin Street to hit up a party later. I had just been home the week before, and I was wearing a brand new pair of blindingly white K Swiss shoes. Anyway, we had had a few beers and some shots, when my friend pulled out a bottle of Everclear. For those of you who don't know, Everclear is 190 proof grain alcohol. Not something you should screw around with. Anyway, my friend and I started taking shots of it. By the third shot, I had a bet going with another kid that if I wouldn't get sick and puke off of the stuff. By the end of the night, I had taken 7 shots of the stuff. At that point some of the guys in our dorm from New York began free styling. I tried to join them, but at that point I was so obnoxiously drunk that the only words I could make out were the name of my home town, "yeah", and something about having keg parties in cornfields. After that, we all went out into the hall, and somehow I just disappeared. I have no recollection of what happened to me after this point, but I found out later. What I did first was run into the 10th floor bathroom and throw up. After that, I ran into the 11th floor bathroom and threw up. You have to remember also that in my dorm the odd numbered floors were girl's floors and the even numbered floors were guy's floors. Then I went downstairs to the lobby of my dorm where I saw a guy I knew and told him that I was going up to the 13th floor because "there's girls up there." Somehow, though, and I don't know why, I ended up naked with my pants around my ankles, and my shirt off laying on my back on the bathroom floor- a girl's bathroom floor. Everyone on the floor was freaking out because they didn't know what to do. So two girls from 11 (who I didn't know then but am now very good friends with) came in, woke me up, and convinced me to put on my clothes because there was an RA who was after me. That convinced me, so slowly but surely I got up and got dressed and then took off down three flights of stairs to my friend's room. I banged on his door and told him to let me in, but he was long gone by that time. Then I had to go puke again in the 10th floor bathroom. That's when the RA found me. She escorted me back to my room and I passed out in a folding chair. The next morning, I had no memory of any of this past the rapping, but looking at the clock I saw that it was 11 am. I got up and ran down to Camp Randall and tried to get into the football game. They looked at me kinda funny and informed me that the game was later that afternoon. I turned around and walked back to the dorm and went up to my friend's room. He asked where I'd been and I told him that I didn't really remember, but I thought that I had won my bet and not puked. When it was really time to go to the football game my friend and I got into the elevator to go downstairs. This girl in the elevator looked at me, then at my shoes as if she recognized me from somewhere. Then it clicked. "You're the kid with the white shoes! You were naked in our bathroom last night!" Turns out, nearly everyone in our dorm heard about it and I am still to this day called naked boy. - Tom |
| While vacationing in miami during spring break I spent practically everyday at the pool. After eating nachos and cheese one day I felt a little gassy but decided to go in the pool anyway. I was swimming and playing around with my family when I felt a fart go loose. So many people were swimming around me that i thought nobody had seen a bubble surface. It wasnt until a few minutes later that I realized that people were leaving my area and throwing disgusted looks at me. When I turned around i saw a trail of crap behind me. I soon realized that my fart had not been entirely composed of gas. I was so mortified i spent the rest of my vacation in my hotel room not leaving once. - Anonymous |
| One night i was with my friend and we was at my brothers gig and it was raining outsides and i was walking up the stairs and i saw this really hot guy and it was my biggest crush ...!!!!i was walking past him and my friend was behind me and she started talking to me and i turned around and i fell right on top of her and we went flying down the stairs!!!!! and the guy i like was laughing at me i wanted to die!!! - Kaylie, age 14, from Peru IN |
| I would have to say the most embrassing moment I have ever had was at this party with nothing but guys. I got really drunk and took my clothes off and ran around the house in front of all them then I threw up and messed all over myself. They still bring it up to this day. - Laura |
| Lets see here, About 3 years ago I was at my dads birthday party and I drank a little too much.... Well the next day my WHOLE family (grandparents, aunt's, uncles, even friends). Well I was not feeling very well from the night before and I got REALLY sick and threw up in front of the WHOLE CHURCH to make matters worse the preacher was in the way. I missed a few Sundays after that. - Brien |
| I was at a party with my 2 best friends and my boyfriend justin and justin went to the bathroom and then he came out and i gave him a kiss as usual but then i found out that that wasn't justin but some other person with the same jacket and then justin broke up with me. And then i also found out that it was a girl i had just kissed!!!!!! - Makayla |
| I was vacationing with my family in Miami Florida for the first time to escape the harsh winter weather of New York City. Unfortunately I had a really bad cold. So after arriving at the airport we went to go find a hotel . We walked into the lobby which was full of people and I walked up to the check in counter with my parents. As they were getting ready to register and sign the papers needed I felt a sneeze coming along. I reached quickly to get a napkin ut I was not fast enough. My sneeze came out fully loaded with a whole bunch of snot an landed directly on top of the papers needed to be signed. Everyone looked up at me . I was so embarrassed. Luckily my parents understood my situation and they left to go check out at another hotel. - Anonymous |
| It was a time when i though I had to fart but I really had to doodo so I was in the movies with my friends and I fart my doodo was running like diareah it was nasty and to top it all off I couldn't go home because no one was there so I had to stay like that all day I tried my best to clean it out but it got all over my clothes. - Anonymous |
| i was in 6th grade and i was stupid. So i was messing arund with my friend Heaven and i kicked her and then she started chasing me so while i was running, i turned my head to say you cant get me, and when i turned back around i ran smack into a pole. and i wasnt joggin. i was a sprinter back then so upon collision i passed out and broke my nose. To this day i stil get made fun of. and now because of it i have to get surgerey on my nose cuz its so badly crooked. they say i have a deviated septum. just thought that was embarrassing. - Anonymous |
| I had a boyfriend a couple years ago in eighth grade. Now in middle school nothing is serious, so I wasn't surprised when he decided to break up with me. The break up wasn't what bothered me, it was how he did it. In the middle of the lunch room he came and sat next to me with a whole group of his buddies. "Melissa," he says, "this isn't working. It's like when you have soda for a long time, it goes flat. You're like flat soda. And nobody wants flat soda." Then he got up and left. Everyone at my table was laughing at me. If that wasn't bad enough, he had to tell everyone at his table why everyone was laughing at me. It was so humiliating! - Melissa |
| I was walking around town with my boyfriend at the time and i was wearing pajama pants because they were so comfortable and they were really bright green colored but anyways we were walking past the hospital when he all of a sudden grabbed my pants and pulled them down and i was wearing absolutely no panties at all so people going to the hospital and coming from the hospital PLUS the people driving by saw me, I was so mortified. - Anonymous |
| One of thousands embrassing moments waz when i waz at school getting in line for lunch i tripped over a chair right in front of this really cute boy that i have been trying to get his attention for like the past like forever years. After i tripped over the chair i bounced my head off the wall and then when i got back up as i waz walkin up the rest of the way i tripped over a kids shoe. EVERYONE waz laughing at me even my boyfreind i waz SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO embrassed!!!!!!!!!! - Anonymous |
| Once in taekwondo we were doing a hundred situps and I REALLY needed to fart...so i did. Oops.. |
| Okay, the school that I go to...it's a vocational school and there are at least 16 schools that go there. It's a huge school! I take Commercial and Graphic Arts for my class. Just so you get a visual...I have brown with blond highlights, it's curly. (My hair) Brown eyes, about 5'5" and I weigh 115. I was wearing this cute skirt one day and need I mention I was on my period. I must have went to the bathroom in a hurry. I came out of the bathroom and my skirt was stuck underneath my underwear. Well I didn't notice it but everyone else did. My friends are jerks because they didn't bother to tell me. They just kept telling me that they were laughing about something that had happened earlier. It was wierd because the people behind me were laughing also. I had blood that leaked through my underwear and my skirt was up. It was a horrible day. I honestly went home and cryed to my mom that night!!! You can't tell me that's NOT embarressing!? - Autumn Age: 18 |
| I have had a really embarrasing moment before. It was one time at school with my friend Sarah. I was giving her a piggy-back ride as we often do through the hall to Ag class, 6th hour. Alot of people were looking at us and probably laughing. But we kept on and suddenly my shoulder began to hurt. I tried getting a better grip of Sarah and suddenly we both fell over on the floor. Everyone was laughing now and I knew it too. This type of incident has also happened to us outside too. - Abby |
| Hey! I'm a tumbler and tumbling is my life. I'm REALLY good at it so of course i like to show off and enter the talent show every year. well, last year, i had bought these huge pj pants to do my dance/routine in them. well, i was doing 3 flips when my pants TOTALLY fell off my waist and dropped to the ground!! i was MORTIFIED!! then i just pulled them up and kept going. the cool thing was, EVERYBODY in the audience (which was like 800 people) stood at the end. THEY LOVED ME!!! it was the most embarassing thing, but i definately got recognized!! hahaha - Anonymous |
| I was in this club in fifth grade I think it was called the Young Astronauts club, and it was the end of the year for it and we were having a party. My mom volunteered to come in and help with the party and bring in cookies and pop. My brother was in Elementary School, too, so he just stayed after with me. Well, the bell for all of the bus riders to leave hadn't rung yet, and people were still waiting to go. I was putting stuff into my backpack when my brother and mom walked in. At the time, I had this HUGE crush on this guy named Stephen. When my brother walked in, everybody was at the door and he came up to me and asked, "HEY SIS, WHERE'S STEPHEN???" Stephen sat at the desk that was only 2 seats away from me, and he started asking, "How does he know me?" It was SO humiliating!!! I later found out that my best friend had told him, "OH! He knows you alright!" I was SO mad at my brother after that! I haven't told who I like to him since! - Taylor, Age 13 |
| My friend is the typical stereotype of a dumb blonde. We were telling "remember when" stories, and her stepbrother said "Remember the time you tried to make hardboiled eggs?" and I said "What happened?" He said "She boiled the water, and it told her to put the egg in the water, so she cracked the egg and put it in the water." She claims it was because she isn't a good cook. Her stepbrother also told me about the time she tried to make toast. "She was standing there for half an hour waiting for the toast to pop up. It wasn't until I came into the kitchen and told her it wasn't plugged in." She still claims she's not a cook. Another story he told was when they were discussing halloween. "Our aunt said 'wouldn't it be great if halloween could be on friday the 13th?' she said 'why can't that happen?'" I love her. - Anonymous |
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