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| Here is one of my dumbest moments when I was walking backwards at a birthday party I rolled right down the stairs infront of everybody at the birthday party and there like didn't u see those steps and I'm like no I was walking down the steps what do u expect. - Anonymous |
| Well, when I was in 8th grade, i was on the highschool golf team. My sister was also on the team, but she was a junior. on my first hole, there was a closest to the pin contest, and I got it. But, i figured someone behind us would get it. On the closest to the pin sign i wrote my name. My sister was a few groups behind me, and when she saw me on the sign, she crossed it out, and wrote my nickname, Hodgey. After everyone was done, I had still won the constest. So, he took the sign, and stumbled as he read it. Then, he read out, Hodgey Nelson. Everyone was laughing, and I turned bright red, as i went to the front of the room, in front of hundreds of people! So, i got her back, the next tournament she won, so i wrote her nickname. Now we are Hodgey and Betty!. |
| When i was at my friend's sleepover we had just got out of the swimming pool. i had to go to the bathroom real bad so i went and there was no tp. so i used a towel from the cabinet. then to my horror i saw my friend 10 minutes lkater with her hair wrapped up in that same towel. - Anonymous |
| Me and my girlfriends were at a weight meet watching the guys and while I was walking up a row of bleachers I wasn't paying attention stepped of the top and fell face first into the judges. It was so embarrasing and to top it off two guys had to help me up and everyone clapped as I walked back to my seat. - Anonymous |
| We were goimg on a field trip and me and my bf sat on the same seat in the bus. the place we were going to was like 5 hours away from our school so it was going to be a long ride.almost half of the bus was asleep waiting to get there including me and my bf.ok so we were all asleep and suddenly i felt myself getting wet...eeew he peed on me it was the worse feeling ever so we had stop at a gasoline station so he can kinda dry himself and stuff and right when i started to smell the pee i threw up on him! it was embarassing for both of us.well anyway we got off the bus and we were both smelling bad.people were laughing and it was so embarrasing that when we got to the theme park for our field trip i didnt even enjoy it. - Anonymous |
| In second grade I was sitting with my class at lunch and this boy sitting across from me was being extremely funny and I couldn't help myself but to laugh. Since I was at lunch, I was drinking milk, and all of a sudden a volcano erupted, or well, my nose spit out a whole bunch of milk. To top that off, the milk went all over the boy's shirt, my best friend's (who was sitting next to me) shirt, my shirt, and the table and floor. It made a very big mess and I was extremely embarrased. - Tori, 15 |
| I was at the county fair when my friend and I needed to find a bathroom. I knew where the bathrooms were located so I lead the way. On our way to the restroom, we passed by a group of great looking guys. They caught my eye immediately. They were never lost from my gaze until I tripped and fell on a rock in my unseen path. I was horrified! I felt no pain except for the sounds of giggling I heard from the guys I had my eyes on only moments before. As they proceeded to walk by, I quickley picked myself up and brushed off the dirt. Though, as I was brushing the dirt off of my knees my hands became drenched in blood. My friend and I panicked and luckily at that very moment a fair security gaurd was driving by on a gator cart and he gave me a ride to the nearest medical tent. In the medical tent, I was bandaged up and sent to the hospital to recieve 5 stitches in my left knee. When my parents found me in the hospital and heard the story my mom asked me, "Were they worth it?" I laughed and admitted to myself that no they weren't. The moral to this story is: don't go trippin over a guy unless they're worth it, because, ya know, I never saw them again. Obviously they weren't my prince charming because they never came back to see if I was ok. They just kept walking. Boys - Anonymous |
| One time when i was about 9 or 10 i was swimming in the city pool and when i dove off the diving bored my shorts didn't come off, but ripped in half... and i didn't realize it until my mom picked me and my brother up, then she said "Oh my god, when did u do that" i looked down and freaked out. It had been like that for an hour or so in front of everyone. - Anonymous |
| It was a tipical day when my friend Olivia and I wanted to go for a bike ride out in the sun. We decided to not just go for a bike ride but go to the pool on our bikes. But the problom was that it was getting late so we desided to take our swim suites there and change in the bathrooms changing rooms. SO when we arrived at the pool we went down stairs to the changing room and put on our maching bathing suites that we had just botten the day before together at the mall. When we came up from down stairs where the bathroom was and walked about 2 steps my bottom of my swim suite fell off!! Olivia and I descovered that we had put on eachother's swim suites instead of our own and that Olivia was a size bigger then me in a swim suit!!! - Anonymous |
| When I was the age of 15 me and a friend were goofing off and she jumped on my back and I fell into the pavement face first causing two of my front teeth to come out. Well I ended up having to get crowns which are fake teeth and two years later at the age of 17 me and my boyfriend were wrestling in the pool and he knocked me in the mouth accidentally. At the time I shrugged it off but two days later while I was shopping and having lunch with my friend and her guy and the tooth fell out and I had to go home and live the weekend missing a front tooth and for a girl that is so not cool. I was mortified!! - Anonymous |
| One time my mom took me cruising with a really hott guy aka jeremy , his best freind aka matt, and my sister. I was sitting in the back with my sister and jeremy (the hott guy) and matt and my mom were sitting up front. I went up to go reach a c.d. in the front to listen to when my sister pulled down my underwear and pants . I was so embarrased that i sat down really fast and sat on jeremy. He pushed me off of him and said gross ?!?!?! It was really embarrasing but he still talks to me we just dont talk about the incident !!!!! - Whitney |
| My name is Ashley, and my embarasing story was an embarasing DAY! I was at the mall with a few friends. My one friend and I have the same cell phones and I was holding his. I totally forgot I had it. We both also have a friend named John. Well, his phone went off - me thinking it's mine - and it said "John calling... " So, I picked it up and said "Heeey baby, how YOU doin" and he got scared and hung up. Well, he called back again and I said "Sup home dizzle, what you doin in da hizzle?" and he hung up again. Well, next time, his mom called. I said - in a deeeep voice - "Hey baby, how YOU doin. Lemme spank dat booty." and she started to swear at me. I hung up and then realized, it was my friend's phone. And my friend was so mad. Then, to make things worse, the same day - I was wearing a mini skirt - and I was jumping around with my friend when he cooled off from earlier and I didn't realize my skirt kept going up too. It was soooo embarasing when I saw MY friend John. I think I was blushing more than he was. - Ashley |
| I'm 16 livin it, boozin it up every nite at partees..the only chick thats kool with the boyz.. i have a certain friend who i hooked up with all the time.. so one nite were gettin it on in the back of an muscort (mustang looks like like an escort ) lol.. anyways this guy was and i was going it at it and my neck started to hurt real bad..well i'm blithering drunk and think nothing of it .. the next day i awoke and looked in the mirror,, my neck was the size of a hunch back.. i remember thinking i looked like quasimoto.. ya know..so i'm like freakin out so i go to the doctor.. ya know and he's like its just a little strained you'll be alright.. So i figure everything is okay.. somethin like a month goes by and i'm in the shower washing my hair and i flip back and my neck pops in and out.. This totally freaked me out so i go to the er.. I'm sitting there and all the nurses r questioning me about how this came to be.. i lied at first saying i fell .. but somehow they new better.. so i told this one nurse what had happened that one luvin nite.. she tried not to laugh i could see it on her face..she left for a minuite.. then came out a whole mess of doctors interns i guess just pointing and laughing..it was getting intense..i knew the whole er just new what was up .. Here was this girl with a broken neck.. from having sex in the back of a muscort..I'm just sure it made their day.. So i finally got the heck out of there with meds in the hand and i'm walking out to the car..and who do i run into but the guy..He just so happened to be working there as a housekeeper..He's like so whats up.. and i was trying to hide my big ole secret , but my mother just blurted out you little bastard you broke my daughters neck!..I swear his eyes nearly popped out of his head..i could feel myself flushed and unable to speak.. i just ran like good ole forest out to the car and away..to finish my lovely story.. the guy felt so bad he couldn't even face me after that.. and i can no longer go to a certain hopital ever again..Hope you all enjoyed my trauma.. ps to this day my neck is still out of wack..a forever reminder of that one luvin summer nite. - Anonymous |
| So it all happened one day after a tornado struck one of the towns in my school district. We decided, as a school (since there's a whole 125 kids in 4 grades) that we'd go help with the picking up and helping out where it was needed. My 3 best friends and i decided that we were sick and tired of being in the town, and there was a lot of stuff out in the fields, so we'd just go out and pick it up. We were having a pretty good time out in the mud by ourselves becuz i mean hell, 4 girls out there picking up these huge pieces of tin and hunks of wood would probably be funny to anyone, right? Well i guess that it was pretty funny to these 2 guys, we'll call them *Travis and *Brent. These two came out on 4 wheelers and a trailor to put the shit on and so we were like, ok i guess that our job is done with. We were about ready to go back when Travis asked us if we wanted a ride. I looked at my friends and was like, sure why not. Travis was REALLY REALLY hot, so i got to ride with him and my best friend, while my other 2 friends rode with Brent. We spent the entire day with them, just joking around and flirting and having a grand old time riding on the 4 wheelers. Well it was finally time to go back to our school and we were covered in mud, and i mean covered. We'd gotten into a couple mud fights, and had to push the trailor out of a couple spots from where Brent got it stuck. It was one of the best days in my life, and i didnt want it to end, but it did and i never got to really talk to Travis much after that....Untill i finally admited to my best friend that i liked him alot, so she got his number for me, and after a lot of thinking and postponing i finally texted him. The next day he called and was like "omg i'd like to hang out sometime, what are you doing this weekend?" Well i ended up going out with him and 2 of his friends, and doing absolutely nothing of much importance besides driving around. I didnt think that it was all that bad, and i guess neither did he, because he called me back the next weekend asking if i wanted to do something, but i couldnt cuz i had some family stuff. And that was the last time i really talked to him. Untill about a month later when he called and left a message on my cell askin if i wanted to go to his football game and if i wanted to do somethign afterwards. i was devistated cuz i had missed his call, but also cuz i couldnt go becuz i had to cheer at our own football game. it sucked, but i figured that i could possibly make it down in time to do something, but i couldnt find him for a while until a friend of mine and i decided to go into casey's and wow. there he was. we talked for like 2 seconds, but then he left with his wonderful cousin, Jen (whom i've always hated--but remember her, she's still a part of this story!). So that was that. And the next time i tried to call him, it was like 2 months later and he had led his football team to the state championship in football and WON. i was so happy for him cuz i knew how much he loved football and how hard he had worked to get there. I try calling and no one answers, and i'm not really into leaving voice mails so i just hung up and all of a sudden my phone rang. it was his so-called "girlfriend" saying that she'd really appreciate it if I stopped calling him. i'm like OK hunny, but i know that it's you, Jen. i'm not stupid. she got all huffy and hung up on me and so i never tried again. if he hated me that much to have his COUSIN call and say that she was his girlfriend, that's sad. Needless to say, i havent talked to Travis since, and i'm very happy with my b/f today. i guess things work out for the best even when you think that they suck! - Anonymous |
| The Battle of the Bulge - It was so exciting! My roommate and I were preparing for a wonderful evening with two wonderful guys who, ironically are not with us anymore and I don?t blame them. Let me explain. All dressed up in nearly matching red dresses, we were helping each other style our hair, do our makeup, etc. We looked really good, if I do say so myself. I think our confidence level had an almost supernatural boost, something much needed in a stressful time of college financial issues, difficult classes and work. A relaxing evening was just what the doctor ordered. Hurry, Hurry, get the perfume,? I yelled. ?Oh, ok! Don't forget the red nail polish,? she replied. Not a moment later?[DING DONG] [KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK]. They're here!? we both whispered in a frenzy. For once, I was the first one ready, so I confidently answered at the door. Both of our dates looked amazing, smelled amazing and oh yeah, this was definitely going to be a night we would never forget. (Little did I know?) They both embarrassingly admitted that they had forgotten to use the restroom before they left. ?No problem, you know where it is!? I replied. It always excited me when people came to visit my apartment. We were located on the second floor of a little yellow house in Steubenville, Ohio. The tiny staircase lead directly to the bathroom, my beloved bathroom. They say the bathroom is the second favorite room for a woman. It was my first!! When you walked in, the shower was on the right side with the toilet hidden behind it, and the sink and mirror directly in front of the potty. It had cute country dcor and a baby blue shower curtain for our big bathtub. I knew my bathroom like the back of my hand, as I had to use it when the electricity was off several times. So the guys used the wonderful bathroom and informed us that they would be waiting for us to finish last minute touch ups. By that time, my adrenaline was rushing quickly and I was frantically running around, trying not to keep the guys waiting. My high heel shoes were cackling on the hollow floor, nearly causing me to slip down the stairs to the floor below me, but I managed to catch myself. Whooohoo, that was a close one? I sighed. I flew into the bathroom, darted to the toilet, and without looking, turned, pulled up my dress, squatted quickly and SPLOOSH!!! It was everywhere. The walls were soaked, the floor was soaked and my beautiful new red dress was almost completely drenched. My wonderful date, whom I loved so dearly, had accidentally left the toilet seat up. Let me tell you. Toilet water.the same water filling up the many porcelain bowls of the world, is FREEZING at sub-zero temperatures. But, most memorably, bleach burns like none other. So there I was, stuck tightly in the depths of the toilet bowl, with my knees nearly touching my nose, screaming my full head off. I attempted to squeak out, but failed as excessive laughter combined with tiny groans of pain from quickly forming bruises on my legs and soaked bottom hindered my only possibility of escape. Meanwhile, my very confused, very worried roommate was pounding on the door, preparing for my rescue. My repetitive laughter cut short my explanation of the predicament. Without hesitating, however, she heroically broke through the door to find me there, with my dress up to my neck, sunk in my doomed toilet grave. She was determined to get me out without the guys even knowing any issues came up in the 2 minutes they had been waiting. Holding both of my hands, with her feet on the wet floor, she jerked me out, with an unimaginable force. Still laughing, we couldn?t help but notice that my bruises on my legs extended to my bottom AND my back. Please keep in mind we still hadn't actually gone to the bathroom yet, if you know what I mean. I was completely humiliated, but as I was preparing to walk out the door to change, I noticed why my roommate was laughing so unceasingly. She had gone in her pants, or dress, rather. I ran for my bedroom to change, avoiding any contact of anything or anyone else, so I could stop laughing. Both of us cleaned up, changed clothes and were about to walk out the door when it occurred to us that the guys had been waiting for about 15 minutes now. We couldnt believe we pulled it off without them finding out. Why haven't they knocked? Aren't they wondering why we are taking so long?? we asked ourselves. Could it get worse. Oh yeah, it just did. It was the end of the summer, so we had left our windows open. They heard it all! The one whom I loved so much felt ever-so-terrible as we opened the door to find them standing there red from laughter and red from embarrassment. I mean, what was I supposed to do? Scold, scream, cry, and heaven forbid, laugh?.again?? You would think that guys would learn the importance of that tiny action at the ripe age of about 2 or 3??or maybe it?s 23?oh, yeah that's it. I can't blame him. We women never intend to cause inconvenience when we leave the bathroom, bedroom, every room smelling like flowers from our one puff of perfume. Or when we assume guys actually work towards being dumb, when so many times it comes naturally. No offense guys. Well, we quickly put on our coats and headed for the cars. My date and I scurried over to Damon's Restaurant for an exquisite meal for two. We had decided to drop the subject for a little while so that our stomachs could digest the food before we would have flashbacks and begin to laugh again causing indigestion and, eventually, vomiting all over the floor. We talked about Steubenville, school, family. It was a perfect date. That is, of course, if you overlook the fact that I got honey dijon on my recently changed WHITE dress. That was no biggy though. I would take dijon over potty water any day of the year. He needed to help me back out to the car as I ached in the pains of my swollen bottom. I will never forget my bathroom battle, now coined "The Battle of the Bulge." I don't think I will ever live it down, but I will always look before popping a squat, and ladies, I suggest you do the same. - Mary |
| My most stupid and embarrassing stories is all about "little fart make big smell." It started in my math class when my teacher was giving a lecture on basic number. I was sitting and nodding as I learning something and taking note from the board until I was starting to feel sick because of my stomach. When my stomach start to feel like bubbling a little and popping, I knew it that I am going to lose some gas but not in the math class with full of cool friends. It will embarrassed me! TOO LATE! I already felt a bubble of gas coming out of my arse and I tried to sqeeze as lightly as I could and I was calming down to show that there are nothing wrong with me. I tried to find a way to get out of my class room but my teacher already set a rule in his classroom that no one allow to leave classroom when his lecture is done. After I could not hold it anymore and I could not escape the classroom, I let a little gas pop out of me and hoping no one heard it. Until few minutes later, a classmate of mine started talking how bad is the smell of gas going around and everyone noticed where the smell come from! My teacher came up to me and ask me honestly if I did poo a gas and I lied, "NO!" Later, I had to say yes (feeling so hot on my face and my skin glowing red) then I got a automaically detenion hall for lying and interrupted teacher's class because of my gas. - Anonymous |
| This is sooooooooooooooooo embaressing! i was at skewl and i was in choir class and we were all sittin in chairs waiting to try out for the solo for our next concert. the teacher would call us up one at a time and we would try out in front of the entire class. ---but a little change of plans for me! I heard my name and stood up and took like 2 steps and stoped when everyone was pointing at my butt and most of the guys were lik ewwwwwww! I looked down at my butt only to find the biggest blood stain ever! some boy was likewwwwwww theres a puddle on her chair!!! i was mortified and began crying! I had started my period- for the first time ever- and was wearing white capris that day! - Elise |
| Well i was on my way to school walking wit my cousins and i had stepped in dog doo doo and i walked inside the school building every body's like somthing stinks and everyone's all smelling their shoes and on the way to the cafeteria and i had slid my shoe across the floor by accident cuz i almost fell and the person behind me wuz like eeeeew i smelled something when she slid her shoe and for that whole day everyone wuz callin me dookie shoe i just laughed along! - Anonymous |
| This past summer, my mom and I were out picking blueberries. We live in a small community in New Brunswick, so the field we were at was empty. We were picking for over an hour, but then it got super hot, so I decided to take of my shirt. So there I was sitting there in my bar and shorts..still sweating. So I decided to take of my shorts. Now I was sitting there in my undies picking blueberries. I had put my clothes on the car's hood near by, and was on the lookout for any cars. We were picking for almost another hour, when I heard this car door slam. I turned around to see this women (around her 40's) getting out of her car. OH NO! I didn't know what to do but run. I ran out of the field (still in my undies) while knowing in the back of my mind she was trying not to laugh. I got to the car, and shut the door, forgetting that my cloths were still on the hood. My mom came over and wanted me to keep picking with her, and through my clothes in with me. I got in them, and ducked down in the seat full of embarrassment. The women had just moved here from PEI, but I was still totally embarrassed. Finally, we got home to the nice cool airconditioner...but my panties still have blueberry stains which I will always remember. - Stacey, 13 New Brunswick Canada |
| Hi, have you every wished you were somewhere else when something happened to you. OF COURSE everyone has and that is how i felt in my embasissingly dumb movement. Heres what happened. I was already having a bad day (woke up late, no breakfast, and there was no hot water when i took my shower) well then i got to school where i was running late. Now at my school if your late you get detention but i had a test later that day that i had to show up for or else i couldnt take it at all (new policy to get people to school on time). Well once i had gotten my assingned detention I left the office and slipped on the newly moped floor (some one vomited there eariler) and slipped all the way and hit a trash can filled to the top with suprise!!!TRASH!!! Well now i was covered in trash and the back of my jeans were covered in mop water and then i discovered yesterdays pizza which got stuck on my shirt (why didnt they empty the trash the day before, i just dont get it). And then to more of my great suprise the bell rang which ment that people were going to leave the classes and see me like that; trash, mop water, pizza, and spilt milk. Well the did and they all had a pretty good laugh so i tried laughing along with them pertending like it didnt bother me or any thing but it did, and it went around the entire school what happened bye the next day. so i decided to leave and not take the test (which i got a zero on). Well i had to drive myself home and my car tag was expired so what do you think happen, of course i was pulled over and by who, a totaly hot cop. Well here he comes and walks up to the car were im at covered in pizza stains and mop water mixed in day old heated milk (a receipe for yummy, right) well imagine the stink of that. So he comes up and i take down the window and he sees me and well now i was really embarrassed so he gives me a ticket and a few wierd looks and drove off. So now i had detention, a zero on a test, a ticket, and was covered in the worst stuff, great hu. Well i got home safely but my mom was livid to see me comming home like that and i got in a lot of trouble, no tv or phone for a week, and i could not go out on a date that evening that i had been hoping to go on for the past week (he was so hot too :-C ). Well that was my terrible bad day and embarrising moment. so That's All Folks!!!!! - Cloud9chik |
| Okay, well this on time my dad and I went to burger king well we were going to order and he got to acting all retarded! and so he ordered me him and my sister a drink and when the lady gave it to he looked at her funny and said look woman just cause I am not the brightest thing in the world doesn't mean I don't know how to count I ordered three drinks and you only gave me two straws but he didn't just say it like that it was in the most readiest voice it was sooo embarrassing and to make it even worse the boy of my dreams was in there at that exact same time!! - Anonymous |
| One time I was in class and the teacher called me up to come and answer the problem on the board. I was wearing shorts so when I turned myself in my desk to get out and walk up to the board the chair and my leg rubbed together and made a really loud squiking noise that sounded like a fart... it was so embarresing, everyone started to laugh. They thought that I farted. - Anonymous |
| One time I was sleeping on my back on the couch and I lifted my leg high and farted really really loud and it did not wake me up cuz it usually does but it did not. My moms friend was there and they laughed alot I'm not really sure if the laughter woke me up and until this very day I still don't know which - Anonymous |
| A friend of mine, who i knew was expecting a baby came, over to talk to me in a supermarket. After a few minutes chatting i asked her when the baby was due. She replied "I had my baby girl 3 months ago". - Anonymous |
| My boyfriends grandparents were finally coming to town and I was going to meet them for the first time. I wanted so bad to make a good impression because him and I were going to get married soon. So when they finally arrived we were all sitting around in his kitchen looking at old pictures. Then my phone rang, which I was embarrassed about, so I took it out of my purse and turned it off. At that point, my boyfriend turned to me and said "do you want to go" so I said "sure, but hold on I left my purse upstairs in your room", when I had just opened it to answer my phone. Everyone thought there was something mentally wrong with me, but i was so nervous i forgot that my purse was on my arm even after just opening it. - Anonymous |
| As a freshman in high school i was selected for the homecoming court. Well at our school's pep rally this meant a silly relay race between the freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior classes. This year we had to run with a partner to the middle of the gym floor with a balloon sandwiched in between us. Once we got there we were to pop the balloon and twirl arond a bat three times then run back to the line. Well as i spun around and proceeded to run back to my teammates, i tripped and fell. flat on my face, in front of everyone. The crowd was howling with laughter. i was bright red with embarassment. - Anonymous |
| When i went to the movies i laughed really hard and i sat down and my pants ripped it was so embaressing. - Sami |
| One day my mom was walking down the hall and a phone started ringing and it was her cell phone(she has a special ringer) she ran all over the house and was yelling " where is my cell phone, one of yall has it, i know it." Then as she turned around we saw the imprint of her cell phone in her back pocket. we tease her all the time about it. - Joshua |
| I was in gym class and i was wearing those pants that snap off and well i decided that i wasnt going to wear any shorts underneath....well i was playing basketball and one of the jocks thought it would be funny to rip them off as i jumped to shoot the ball...well i landed back on my feet i looked down and i was standing in my underwear and everyone was laughing at me... i covered myself and ran out of the gym it was so embarrasing - Brittney, B.C Canada |
| I had a huge crush on this guy through this whole year, and I have always dream about being his girlfriend. Well one day in accelerated social studies I went to use the restroom. He already knew that I really liked him a lot, and he did slow dance with me at the Valentines dance when my friends asked him if he would. Well he went through my purse and pulled out what he thought was a photo album, but it was actually my diary which had his name written all over it covered in hearts. He also read what I wrote about him the day of the dance. I was so embarrassed. I cried so hard for the rest of the day. - Anonymous |
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