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| I once won a contest and I had to make a public apperance. I went up for a speech and I farted in the microphone. It was so loud and everybodey laughed at me. It was so embarrassing. - Anonymous |
| I used to work in a Mexican restaurant a number of years ago. I was running a plate of Grande ultimate nachos to a table who had ordered it. The woman at the table looked at me as I arrived to the table and said, "How are our nachos?" I said, "I am sorry, what do you mean?" and she said again, We want to know how our nachos taste to you since the cheese is attached from the plate to your bottom lip!" - Mel |
| One time i was babysitting and i farted and my crush came in and said gross whats that smell and i blamed it on the baby! - Anonymous |
| I was riding on my bike and a bus then i fell of my bike and my trousers got caught in chain and they fell off and the worst thing was that all of my freinds were on the bus and they were all laughing at me. - Aiden |
| Probably my most blondest and dumbest moment was at one of my first weeks at secondry school. Lunch just finished. i rushed ALL the way to the top floor and to maths.I went into the classroom and sat down i looked round to find a bunch of year tens looking at me blankly! i had gone to maths instead of registration by mistake! everyone was laughing oi just went out the classroom redder then ive ever been before! i havnt heard the end of it since! |
| My dumb moment was when i was in a shoe shop trying on shoes the shop assistent brought my size shoe for me. i tryed it on and pulled up the tounge it came off i just wanted the ground to swallow me up! i stared at my mum she looked GOBSMAKED! and i looked at the shop assistent she was laughing she said o no worries there suppose to come off there reversable! i was so relieved! but so embarressed! - Anonymous |
| Ok, one day i was playing with my ring and the girl in front of me was leaning over her desk. my ring fell and went down into her underwear. i didn't know it fell , i thought it fell on the floor. so i was looking then the girl screams she had something cold down on her pants. she jumped up and it fell i quickely retrived it with paper. after that period i SCRUBBED T. - Anonymous |
| My boss asked me to make some copies of coupons and somehow I managed to break the copy machine. There was litterally papers flying all over the front end of the store and customers having to steer around my mess it was much like a small riot. - Anonymous |
| In my first semester of college , I was always very early for class, most of the time i got there before the instructor did. One morning I was very loudly telling another student how much I disliked the Professor, she happened to be standing right behind me and asked me if she should leave. |
| I was in class, and I was turned around, facing the back of the class, facing the boy I like and 3 of his friends and I was in a casual conversation. Well I wasn't paying any attention to the movie that was playing. One of the boys in the back of the room all of a sudden yelled "She's STRIPPING!!!!" I turned around immediately because I thought he was serious, not because I wanted to see it. Well of course, everyone stated laughing at me, but I tried really hard not to turn red, (not that it would matter, it was dark in the room). Well I turned to my friend and acted as if I turned around to have a conversation with her. But all the boys probably thought I was gay and kept bringing that up!!! I was embarrassed SO bad! - Someone from a very small town in MA |
| It was my first camp for year 7, and we were in the rec room watching a magic show, While every one was quite i accidentally farted. Every one looked at me i tried to blame it on the girls behind me, but it was no use everyone knew it was me. So now my nik name is magic fart! I have never been so embarresed in my life! - magic fart |
| At work we have a salad case that must be cleaned every morning now being in a rush that I always am. I somehow spilled an entire 10 lb contained of mayonaise all over the floor where the customers were. It was so slippery and messy to clean up and it took a really long time to get that oily greasey stinky mayo off the floor. A river of mayo! |
| I was riding my bike one day down the road next to mine and someone was walking toward me with a baby carriage. A car was also coming so I couldn't swerve into the road to avoid the carriage so I had to swerve toward the lawns. Well, I swerved and I didn't hit anything but I turned around to see the carriage and make sure it had fully passed. As my head was turned, I did the dumbest thing ever. I kept peddling, right into a mailbox! OWW! - Someone from a very small town in MA |
| Me and my mom were coming home from vacation and my dad was at work. So he called the HOUSE to make sure we got home safe. Well when I picked up the phone I heard him on the other side ask, " Are you home?" I was like "Dad, what do you think? You called the HOME phone. I think we are home!" LOL - Someone from a very small town in MA.s |
| This one day at work I was so out of it and so tired I really made a fool of myself. I work in a deli and I turn towards the counter seeing a man sitting a few feet away from the counter. He is dressed very nice and is pushing samples. I was so out of it and so tired that I asked the man if I could help him with something. He had to be at least 3 feet away. I'm screaming across the store and he's looking at me like im crazy. I was so out of it I didn't realize until the guy I worked with filled me in. - Anonymous |
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