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 one time i sent an embarrassing moment and i toldall my friends including this boy i really liked, my most embarrassing moment was on this website and when they looked it was'nt
on there.The whole school found out. - Rachel S. |
| My name is Mandie and here is my embarassing story: I was at church one day, standing around before service talking to people, and went to pick up a little boy. This boy is
notorious for having mood swings and not letting people pick him up, so this was not a very good idea, but I love the kid anyway so I tried. When I did, he tried to kick at me,
and his feet went forward into my stomach, and down, pulling my skirt down as well. Then he wouldn't let me put him down so I had to stand there in my underwear while his dad
tried to pry him off of me and my friends laughed at me. Not a good day. - Mandie |
| i was at my boyfriends house we were laying on his couch and is parents were in the room and we had a blanket over us (b/c it was Cold) and my idiot b/f was grabbing himself and
pulling it away and let it go and it popped his stomach and he made a really loud sound! (not a good sound by the way) and his parents looked at us like we were crazy horny
freaks it was not cool!!>>!! ok thats all - Stayce and Kevin |
| My grandmother was washing my clothes and I had some panties in there. And, I had a lot of guyz and girlz over there that were my friendz. Ok, one of the guyz was my crush. And,
my grandma came out and asked me what happened to my panties. They had poo stains in them. I was so0o0o0o0o0o0o0o embarrassed. They never talked to me again. They also told the
whole school. My teachers even laughed after a week. I had to change schools I was so embarrassed. - Desirae |
| Today was no different then any other... I got up and put on this really cute skirt and shirt. I was almost done with the school day. It was 7th period , and I was sitting in my
theater arts class. Suddenly we had a fire drill, when I jumped up to run out the door my skirt hadnt jumped up with me. My really hot GUY friend Paige, had been sitting on my
skirt without knowing it and hadnt quite gotten up as fast as I had. The whole class saw me in my thong! It was absolutly the worst thing to have ever happend to me! |
| Last year in freshman weight training i was put in the unisex class so there were about as many guys as girls. It was the day we had to max out on pull ups and i had just gotten
done doing mine. I got 38 pull ups which ticked some of the other guys in my class off cause no one can come close to me in that area, so while i was relaxing my arms dangling
from the bar a rather large burly guy by the name of adam comes and rips my shorts down to my ankels. i was completely exposed to a class of about 30 people. and to make matters
worse they were all staring at me because i had just made the senior leaderboard for pull ups. - anonymous in iowa |
| my most embarrassing moment would have 2 be was on my 5th grade graduation. my mom told me i would get my period soon but i didn't bother much for it. well, i was sitting there
waiting for them to call my name, when i felt like i peed. i looked down and saw a HUGE red spot. i was SOOOO embarrassed. the boy sitting next to me told me i had ketchup on my
dress. i ran out of the room and my stupid cousin recorded me running out of the room with the red spot. the sad thing was that i had 2 go up in front of evry1 with a sweater
around my waist. some people tell me that this is a sad story but, now that i think of it, it's pretty funny. - Selene |
| ok so when i was like 7 yrs old, i lived in a little town where everyone knew eveyone. one day as i was walking home from an extravigant get togeather with one of my young
counterparts i had the desire to release my bowels.... oh did i ever try to subdue my temptation. but the pressure on my abdomin was to large.. suddenly a i had the thought of
my dog pooping in the yard and no one caring.... and i told myself that if no one cares if a dog does it, why would they care if i take a dump in public.... so naturally i drop
my droors and commense pinching a loaf on the sidewalk. as i squat there grunting my best friend's mother drives up in a car and stops to ask if i'm doing all right. And i'm
like no mrs. beekmen i'm fine. Soon enough my public poop made a scene throughout my neiborhood and everyone was watching the spectical. Finally my father saw the comotion and
took me inside. All i remember is all the other kids laughing at me, and playing hokey with my feicies. - 1derboi |
| Well, In year 2 I was BUSTING to go to the toilet I had to ask the teacher about 7 times!!! When she finally said yes I needed to go so badly that i ran into the boyz
toilet instead of the girls! I only realized i was in the boyz toilet when my friend (that was a boy) yelled out my name and said dont look. I closed my eyes and ran out and
ended up hiting my head on the pole outside!!!!Sooooooooooooo Embarrassing + My friend stil remembers it and wont let me forget it!! - Simone |
| When I was like, 6, and my mother and I were driving from Stuart, FL (The place where Frances and Jeanne hit head on... >.<) to Cibolo, TX (Outskirts of San
Antonio). I had eaten a lot, and I was constipated, so we stopped at a gas station in LA so I could use the bathroom. Well, it was one of those ones with only ONE
toilet, not stalls, and I had to lock the door. So I had people knocking on the door for a half hour, and when I slipped out, i saw there was like, seven people
waiting in line, and some of them were just using the men's room 'cause I took so long. Five minutes later, we went in to buy stuff, and people were asking each
other who had taken so long in the frigging bathroom. - Anonymous |
| ok so i was at my gf's softball game yesterday, and i had gotten free sunflower seeds. so i didnt noe how to eat them. i watch a bunch of ppl spit the seeds out
after they chew them. so i stick like 10 in my mouth, chew on them, then i spit all of it out on this lady in front of me, i just off the bleachers and ran. i
thought erica had seen but she didnt. anyways i dont think the lady knew it was me. i love u erica!! - Stephen MD |
| my most embarrasing moment was when i went to try on some clothes. I realised i wasn't wearing ANY underwear! luckily the booth door was closed, unfortunately
someone in the next cubicle shouted "mum, see in my new trousers!" and the persons mother thought it was my cubicle the shout had come from. SO she opened the
door and saw me in the nuddy. She screamed very loudly and ran away because i had no willy. |
| one Saturday on an 90 degree day my sister, her boifriend, some of his friends, me and my boifriend, and then some of his friends went swimming at my uncles pool.
these bois were the hottest bois in the school! Well i had on this really cute bathing suit and i was jumping off the side of the pool i one time we id did jump
off i ran a decent distance and i flipped int o the water it was pretty kewl.Then when i was goin up the steps to jump off one more time my bathing suit bottoms
flew down so when i was walking up the steps i was mooning the hottest bois ever. They were all laughing at me. Then the next day at school the told everybody so
before the day was over the whole school knew! and to this day we are still laughing about it!! |
| I was at my friends sleepover party and I had to pee bad. I decided to hold it in
since we were having such a great time. Well one of my friends were hilarious making funny noises and such. Well I couldnt hold it in and I peed my pants. To make
it worse I forgot my pjs so the whole night I had to say I spilt my drink. - Anonymous |
| I had the most embarrassing night.My boyfriend and I were having a good time,we had been sleeping together all night. It was our nineth time that night and I was
about to loose it.He told me to lift my legs.I told him I couldn't take it anymore, I was about to bust. He didn't beleive me so I exploded all over his face. It
was sooooo embarrassing!!!! He won't lift my legs anymore unless I tell him it is safe!!! |
| When i was in the 6 grade i was wearing my favorite pair of white jeans, i was on my period that day and i didnt change my pad. Well i was walking back from lunch
and people were laughing and pointing at me and i didnt know why. I went to the bathroom and realized that there was blood all over my pants. I was so embarrassed
that i went home and didnt go to school for a couple days. |
| once me and my friends were at the big E and we were being really dumb, and I started flapping my arms saying " I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH
THE SKY!!!!" and my crush Steve was right there! He looked at me weird (although I couldn't exactlly say he was acting perfectly normal he was in a baby wheely
chair thing) well it was ok I guess. - Anonymous |
| A few months ago I spent the weekend with family out of town. When I came back, I had some dirty clothes in a pile in my car. So, I grabbed them and brought them inside. About an hour later I was sitting outside of my apartment on the steps feeding my cats when one of my neighbors, whom had just moved in, asked me "Is that yours?" I didn't see what he was talking about so I asked him, "What, the cat?". He goes, "No, THAT" and pointed at the floor. I look down and saw my dirty thong underwear lying on the sidewalk. I immediatly rushed downstairs and picked them up. It was sooo embarrassing. |
| when i was 13 i went to my best friends party at this kinda nightclub and their was dis cute guy and he asked me to dance. I thought my dream had come true we were dancing to this slow dance when i slipped and stood on his toe i fell straight over his arm and landed on the floor everyone started laughing when i farted i rushed to the bathroom and locked myself in the toilet then in the gap at the bottom of the door the cute guy slid in and told me his pants once ripped in the shopping centre and rushed in a shop with his boxers on to buy a new pair it made me cheer up now i am 22 and are still with the lad |
| they had just finished mopping the floors in the lunch room and I had just bought my lunch. I went to go get ketchup for my fries. I squirted the ketchup on my tray and went to walk off to my seat. as I turned around to leave and I slip on the floor and my tray flies in the air! I fall flat on my back and the tray comes down on me upside down. the worst part is that I was wearing one of the boys football jerseys! try explaining that one to him. |
| My most embrssing moment was when I was In NYC. MY aunt shes 15 with her mom ( my step-grandma) and her friend,Kali. So I was walking with my dad back to our car.
I was holding a bag we had just seen a play, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I was walking and I fell, my skirt went up. I was soooo embrassed. I started yelling atmy
dad and my aun they were laughing so hard. ZI kept yelling at him and I looked up we were in the middle of Times Square. A lot of people were looking at me and I
started yelling at them too. My calls me, Miss. Klutzy. She'll never let me live that down. |
| One day I was hungry so I went to Wendy's to get a cheeseburger. Well I only like mine "plain" as in bun, cheese, and meat. Well when I pulled up I told the lady
plain and I told her what I usually say "just the bun and cheese." When I got my food something told me to look at it before I leave. Well when I checked all
there was the bun and the cheese. Now why would I wanna pay $1.99 for that when I could go home and make it for free? |
| My high school isn't very well maintained. There are leaks and puddles all over the hallways. Getting to class alive is an achievement. I was strutting my stuff
down the hallway during passing time and unknown to me, there was a puddle of dirty, nasty, urine water leaking from the ceiling onto the tile floor. I slip and
fall right on my face and get a mouthful of the foul-tasting liquid! If that wasn't embarrassing enough, my crush was standing right there at the drinking
fountain and saw the whole thing happen!! I was absolutely mortified! |
| one day me and my mates went shopping and we were in tammy when my mate pointed out my crush and i started to show off so i pinged a pair of pants at my mate and
we were having a pant fight. my crush was having his photo taken with his girlfriend, by accident i pinged a pair of thongs too far and it landed on my crushes
head!!!!! he came over to me and gave me the photo and said i hope you pay me for it i was sooooooooo embaressed!! |
| One day me and my boyfriend went to the movies. It was our first date. When he came back from the bathroom everything was fine then all of a sudden I looked down
and I saw it sticking out of his pants. He had no clue at all. Then I started laughing and I finally had to tell him. He was so embarrassed. |
| When I was about eight I was climbing around on the playground, it was Picture Day and I had a skirt on, but I was sort of a tomboy, and I was eight, so I hung upside down on the monkey bars...it stayed with me till I moved out of California. Mortification...*sniffle* - Lizard |
| I was sitting the the library in 7th grade and I was a teachers aide along with some other guy. She asked for one of us to come deliver something to the
office so I got up immediately. He did to but once he saw that I got up he sat back down. We had to keep our shirts tucked in because its mandatory and I
had started my period that day.So it was all over the back of my pants but luckily noone but like 2 people saw because we were suppossed to be reading. I
cant help but think that if I had let that other guy go, that wouldnt have happened. Oh well you live and learn right? It was stil embarrassing. - Anonymous |
| My most embarrassing moment was when I found out I wasn't popular. I was a cheerleader(you know the stereotypes).Well anyways I didn't think females had to shave EVERYTHING. I never shaved my pubic hairs so everyone started calling me Morning Glory and Bush. I didn't get it until 2 years later(I was a junior in high school by then.)and my ex boyfriend told me. How embarrassing.But I still think I'm cool and popular!!! |
| A few years ago my brother and I decided to go down the road to his friends house. My brother rode his bike and I ran. It was pretty dark out and i fergot
my glasses so I couldnt see very good. As I was running I ran straight into my brothers friends mailbox. I smashed my face and it knocked me flat on my
back. I layed there rolling around bc it hurt so bad untill my brother and his friend came out and dragged me inside. After that his mom hung a pot of
flowers from the pole so I could see it. - ~LiL JoKa~ |
| I'm a cheerleader at Guthrie High School and we have to wear pants when it gets cold. Well I'm a flyer and it was really cold that night (and I really had to fart) So we were getting ready to stunt and I farted all over my backspot's face. And it wasn't just a plain jane fart this one was a monster(I had a beef and bean burrito with extra beans).Well now I have a different backspot and she hates me. So if my old backspot is rading this, I'm really really really sorry |
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