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 I was invited to a hotel party for this girl's (that I had a crush on) 21st birthday. A lot of people were there and everyone was tanked. We had the
lights off and flasher being the only light around. I went to the bathroom and closed the door (did not turn the lights on) and aimed for the toilet and I
heard someone saying "stop peeing on me) I freaked and got out and left just to find out the next day it was the girl I had a crush on. She said someone
had peed on her after she passed out on the toilet. |
| one day i was at the circus and i was 11 so i totally loved clowns i dreamed
about them i wanted to marry one and be one myself. guess what i saw, a
young boy, 11 training to be a clown!!!. I started to flirt with him i told
all my friends at school. they were so jealous .My first date i was getting
ready for hours i even made up a little act for him But then came the
disaster. turns out he was only acting a clown to impress another girl. poor
me!!! i made such a fool of myself doing this act in front of everyone. To
this day i hate clowns. |
| I had this embarrasing moment once....I broke up with my ex and she ran in when I was having sex with my new one. She punched me and her 20 times. I
finally got back with her. But it was so embarrasing. - Jeffrey |
| i was in this room changing with some of my friends and one of them(a guy) started to pull down his boxers by accident and thin his bro came over and was
like why the **** are you flashing her for?! and then he picked up his bro's pants and punched him there and lead me out of the room. I almost died. |
| Okay so here's my dumb moment, actually it's more like my mom's but whatever. haha So we went on a cruise to Encenada, Mexico and on the way back, we
stopped at the place where you pick up your luggage. I don't remember exactly who we were talking to, but it was some sort of security guy who was getting
our information. He started small talk and said, "So how was your trip?" and my mom answers, "Ensalada? Ensalada was great!" and I wasn't sure if he heard
her say Ensalada instead of Encenada, but I sure did hear it. I tried my hardest not to laugh in front of him, but I couldn't help myself, I bursted out
laughing and they were both looking at me like "what the heck?" and so I finally managed to say, "She said "ensalada!'" It's funny 'cause later she told
me she was trying really hard to not say Enchillada. LMAO. |
| one time my brother came in and i was in the shower and it was halloween eve and hed just got a scary mask for halloween and he came in and holding one of
those really old fashion looking pens and yanked the curtain back and screamed and i screamed so loud i was startled by my self. |
| one time i was at a birthday party at a friends house and i was in one of those inflatable bouncing castles and i forgot to wear a belt and my pants flew
down in front of 9 or 10 people and i was really embarassed. but that is not all i dropped quickly to pull my pants up and fell down because there was
some fat kid in there jumping around and made me fall right on my face. leaving me red faced and pantsless. |
| one day i had a doctor's appointment and i didn't have a ride so i asked my 18 year old cousin to go with me to the doctor on the bus. when the bus came
he got on first and i got on second all i know is that he went to the back of the bus and sat down when i sat down i put my arms aroud him and i was just
talking away in his ear for about 2 minutes when he didn't respond i looked up and it was someone else who i didn't know and my cousin was sitting behind
me looking at me like i was stupid and everyone on the bus started to tease me i felt so stupid because i had to get out of my seat and walk pass the
other people on the bus. |
| I had an embarrassing moment when I wasn't even there. Sounds weird, right? Trust me, if you were me you would know. Anyway, I had a notebook in my mom's car that i had wrote personal things in it. (the dumbest thing i ever did.) It said stuff about my crush and all that lovey dovey stuff. Well my younger brother had a little league game one night and my mom had to drive some of the boys there. They just so happened to be boys from my class. Apparently they found the notebook and read the whole thing! My brother told me about it later while he was laughing his head off. I dreaded school the next day. (and the rest of my life!) - April |
| one time my friend and i were at walmart with her mom
and when she walked in there was this little puddle of
water and she slipped and fell in it.i was laughing
like crazy!her skirt got all wet and so did her flip
flop and she made her mom buy her a new skirt and
shoes.(im just glad it wasnt me!) |
| At school, about last year (2004), i was doing some work in our history lesson in the library. I sat next to my best friend (hu is the smartest person in
our year). I looked over her shoulder to see what she put as the title for our assignment. It was then that i noticed she wrote 2003 as the year (it was
only the beginning of the year) so i laughed at her, then she looked at mine and laughed even harder cuz i had written 2002 instead. to make matters
worse, my crush was there and heard everything, he laughed so hard! |
| It was Valentines day in kindergarten so i wore my pretty dress/tights. my class was going to the library and i was farting all the way there. When we got
dismissed to check out books, i stayed at my table to 'finish' farting.Then when i thought it was done,i let out a huge fart leading to diarreah!! Yea
just picture, a dress, tights, and diarreah.. That doesn't mix! It was running down my leg and it smelt like something died! this kid that i was sitting
by was like,"whats that smell?" i sorta shrugged it off.. and I went to the nurse, got cleaned up, and went home. Lets just say, no one has forgotten
about it yet. |
| One time i went my friends house to go swimming but i wasn't planning on going swimming because i couldn't find my swimsiut. but i was standing beside the
pool and the guy i liked pushed me into the pool.....the worst part of it was that i was wearing a white shirt and a navy bra. i then had to get a ride
home with him and his mom....soaking wet and wearinga seethrough shirt. - KM |
| I used to be very small chested so I wore falsies to look bigger. One day I was loading a UPS trailer with a guy and one of the falsies fell out. I went
to pick it up and the other one fell out! He was so stunned he just looked up at me and then walked out of the trailer to give me a few moments to get
myself back together again. Even though he never told anyone, it was still embarrassing to work with him after that. |
| Last night i was at this dance party. And this hott guy asked me to dance with him. Of course i said yes. And then i relized it was just a joke that his
friends told him to do. And on top of that when he turned around , i farted in his face. It was so embaresssssssssssssssssssing |
| Ok...so one time....i was walking with my friend to her locker....and our halls are kind of skinny....so it only fits like 2 people when they are walking
side by side....anyways...all of a sudden...this freshman trys to get beside us...and she brushes her shoulders against some bushes....and my friend
screams so loud...a teacher came outside and when he asked what happened she said she thought the freshman was a bird and she thought that the bird was
like trying to attack her...lol.... |
| well i was sitting in kindergarden and well i really had to go to the bathroom and so well then i asked my teacher and then she said no! but you know well
i had to go #2 so well i couldnt hold on and then i asked her again and she said well if you dont stop asking me then i wont let you go at all and so well
after that i said ok then and i gave her a mean look and then i just went in my pant's and then well after i went everyone stared saying ewww!! what is
that poop smell and then i said well it wasnt me even thought it was and then i just went home with poopy pants and nobody ever new |
| It was my first music lesson and i brought my tape recorder and pluged it in to tape my lesson. when i turned up the volume i got feed back. it sounded
like i farted my music teacher said what was that meaning did i blow out the speakers? i thought he meant did i fart? i said i don't know you that well
why would i fart in front of you. so when i go to my music lesson now i use batteries now. so i don't sound like i need gas-x. |
| Me and a friend were walking home from high school, and two guys, one of whom we both had a big crush on, was walking close behind us. Every time we turned to look at him, he had a huge grin on his face. We were so excited, because we were sure that he liked us! Until we got home, and I noticed that my friend had an 8 inch blood stain on the rear of her white pants! Apparently, it had been there quite awhile, and no one told her. I was almost as mortified as she was. |
| I was in forth grade, and I had just gotten a pair of glasses. One other
kid wore glasses in my class, and got teased, so I dreaded wearing mine.
So, I walked into my classroom, keeping them hidden in my pocket. After I
sat down, I started working up the nerve to put them on my face when I
heard my friend calling my name. I look up at her, but was having trouble
understanding what she was saying due to all the noise in the classroom.
Finally, I determined that she must be asking me about the glasses that I
had tightly gripped in my hand! Yeah, that was it! She must want to see my
glasses! "You want to see my glasses?" I yelled at her. "No!" she
shouted back. By this time, the room got so quiet you could hear a pin
drop. "I don't want to see you glasses! We're waiting for you to stand up
so we can say the pledge of allegiance!" I looked up, and sure enough,
everyone was standing and staring at me with their hand on their heart. I
fumbled with my glasses, quickly sticking them on my face, as I stood up to
say the pledge, feeling about 2 inches tall. |
| well, ive known this guy 4ever, and well, i kinda started 2 like him. in the beginning of 7th grade, i wuz planning 2 ask him 2 dance that night. the
school day dragged on and on and finally it ended. recently, i had just gotten my period, so i wuz new to the whole thing. i got out 2 my locker, in
central hall, and quickly packed up my stuff. i had a rly old back pack and i had no idea that a new hole developed in the bottom. i grabbed my pack,
swung it over my back, and out swings allllllll my pads and tampons, all over the hallway. now im pretty slow wen it cums 2 packing up, so fortunately
most of the school wuz out on the busses. most of the school. just as *ehem* "things" spill out of my pack, shaun walks around the corner. i wuz so
embarrassed, but i shrugged it off and asked him if he knew whose things they were, but im pretty sure he saw. i just walked away, and he avoided me all
night long. this year, 8 th grade, he recently asked my 4 my picture, then sed he added it 2 his shrine of me lmao. with in a week of that, he asked me
out and we are pretty much having a secret relationship so my friends dont know. im planning 2 tell them soon, hes awesome!! |
| I was camping in this girls backyard with a bunch of other people and we were playing tug-o-war. Of course, my team won, so i, being so smart, decieded to
stand in the anhor at the end of the rope and spin around to wrap up the rope around myself. I didnt think anything of it, but when i heard an evil girl
-AMANDA- start yelling "pull", i freaked. Before i knew it, i was spinning in the opposite direction so fast i fell down, and she continued to pull, so
consequently, my pants came down revealing my nice underwear, and everyone -including my crush- laughed. I hate amanda for that. |
| A few weeks ago i was sitting in my environmental science class and i felt like i was going to fart, little did i know that when i let it out it would
absolutely smell like death and linger in the air for like 10 minutes. - Nick |
| when I was at school we were having a new girl but I wanted a boy so I said to my friend that I'll only like the girl if she is a sexy hoola hoola lady
therefore my friend laughed and told everyone even the teacher who kept me in |
| when i was in kindergarden i was talkin' to my mom and there is a flag pole outside of our school and i walked into it. then we were @ an after-school
program and the directer came out to see what was goin' on...i have a dent in the side of my head. iv also walked intio a car mirror on the night of the
2nd grade concert!!! - Anonymous |
| i was in history class, when i really needed to sneeze. the whole room was quiet and i didnt want to make a noise. in the end i really couldnt hold it in,
so i sneezed. But when i sneezed, loads of green snot flew out of my nose! the guy i like was sitting in front of me, and the snot landed on him! He has
never talked to me since. |
| i remember one time we were doing this play in school and i had to sing in front of the whole school and the parents, finally my part came up and first i
sounded good and i had no problem, i really wanted to lauph and i just couldnt hold it in that my voice started to sound horrible and finally i lauphed
and bugers just flew out of my noise in front of everyone!! now in school they call me booger splater! - Daisy |
| In 9th grade (2yrs ago) I thought I was just so funny and cool like every freshman thinks about themself. We had a sub in my English class and she was a
major B****. She liked my sister, though. Anyway, I wanted out of class so I could hang out with my freinds who I knew for sure were skipping that period.
So I stole Red Paint from the Art room. I went into my English class with my other friend, Amanda. I had already told her what I was conspiring while we
had art the class period before. I made sure Mrs. Paris(sub) wasn't looking and I dripped the paint off my finger onto my lip/undernose. Iwent to mrs.
paris and said,"NOSEBLEED!!!!" She told me to hurry and go to the bathroom. Now, I'm one of those people who can't keep a straight face for a long period
of time. So, on my way out the door, I laughed and when I laugh I breath in with my nose. So I accidently sniffed the paint I ran out the room as I
yelled, "PAIN!!!!!!" the next day 9Mrs. bobo(the real teacher) came back and to make a very long story shorter than it is, Iended up getting a day of
detention because the principal liked me. - THE IDIOT |
| It was when I was in 6th grade. I had gotten a new pair of thick souled
shoes, and they weighed a ton each. I was at the top of the bleachers and
when the bell rang to go to class, I was walking like I was showing the
shoes off. I missed a step and fell down about 11 steps on the bleachers.
I hit the hot 8th grader I had a crush on at thte time and he and his
friends laughed at me. I was titled the "Sole Klutz" until I reached high
school. |
| one night when i was asleep, i had to go! you know really have to GOOO! but i had a dream that i woke up and sat on the toilet! and in the morning my bed
was wet and then i remembered the dream! but that wasn't the worst part! my bff was spending the night! man was i embarresed!! another time i real tired
but had to go, so i got up and went but since i was sooooo tired i fell asleep on the toilet now this was when i was 9 or 10 but still its pretty
embarrasing having your parents find yo asleep on the toilet!! |
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