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 A couple years ago I had a job posting bill boards"the ones you see on the interstate" and well the night before I had eaten Mexican at this new
restraunt... So I'm 40 feet in the air and my stomach started up. You know that point where you have a limited amount of time be 4 your cheeks will fail
you? I was there! so be 4 I'm even done we/ the post I climb down and jump in my work van looking all over for somewhere to go.. nothing.. I take off down
the road about 20 miles.nothing! I turn the other way nothing,at this point I'm pinching pretty hard. then all of a sudden it went away.. sweet rite? I go
back and get the post finished just as I finished putting everything away it started again! at that point I was in trouble I was on a VERY busy highway
and rite on a intersection. people are looking at me just standing there. I was froze I couldn't move cause if I did that would be it. Well everyone has
that point where pressure needs to be relived at this point I'm clenching as hard as I can. And then all of a sudden SQUIRT that was it I crapped my
pants. what's even worse is I had to get in the van still. so I laid some plastic on the seat and started driving home when I realized that there was a 5
gallon bucket in the back of the van. I get home and bolt inside rite to the bathroom my wife comes rite on in"oh honey why are you home"? what's that
smell she asked then she got a look at my shoes!!!!! As sweet and loving as she is she took all my clothes and thru them rite in the wash for me.... |
| Three years ago in my hometown, I went to my old elementary school to play around for old times sake. I decided to do a backflip off of the swing. There
was gravel beneath the swing, so when I did the backflip, I landed on my feet, slipped back, broke my tail bone and slammed my head against the gravel. My
friend James walked over to the swing and sat down on it, falling off backwards and landing on my face. He farted at that moment. |
| I was at school and the bell rang for 7th period to end. I had to run to my locker and get my stuff before the bus left! As i ran out i fell and knocked
over my crush! I was so embarassed! I hurry up and ran to my locker, then i was trying to open it up, but my combination wouldn't work!! So, I kept trying
over and over again! My crush went up to me and said "why are you trying to open my locker?" I looked at the locker number and it wasn't mine!!!! I got
really red and ran to mine! Our locker numbers looked exactly alike! From then on he would say " Don't forget my locker is that one and this one is
yours!" he would say that in front of all his friends and they would laugh as well as him!!! - Babygurl |
| When I was about 13 years old I was in Lowes Home Improvement with my Mom and Dad. We were standing in line waiting to checkout, when I noticed the
horrible purple flannel shirt with little golfers on it that my dad was wearing. This didn't look at all like something he would were, so jokingly, I
grabbed a wad of the shirt and said, "Why are you wearing that God awful shirt?" As he turned to look at me, I looked up and saw my mom and dad in the
lane next to me about to die laughing! They saw the whole thing! I turned bright red and ran over to my parents, never looking back and the man whom I had
insulted. - Rude Kid |
| When i was in eigth grade it was near the end of the year and i was going to be starting high school very very soon. All the eigth graders got to go to
the high school for step up day and see how it is in high school. The big day was finally here and i was going to the high school for step up day. i was
mostly excited to see all the cute guys. After the day was over and it was time to get on the bus to go back to our schools and i had no idea which bus i
had to go on and i was nervous because i thought i was going to miss my bus, it was raining out and i was trying to run to my bus as fast as i could. i
decided to run accross the muddy lawn to get there faster and i sliped and i landed in the mudd i was mad. everything got all muddy and i was soaked in
rain water and mud. And the worst thing was that everyone saw what i did and they were all laughing at me. i was so embarrassed! - Anonymous |
| Once, me and my class was watching Jaws and it was a really scary bit. Then I slid off my chair and ended up in a heap on the floor. I was sooooo
embarrassed, then my teacher told me to stop 'frolicking around'. Now, my new nickname is 'the frolicker's. Even my brother found out so all his cool
mates tease me when they come round! Eek! - Anonymous |
| Hi. My most embarrasing moment was in the 2nd grade ( I was really young) i had to go to the bathroom in music class. The music teacher said " No wait
until you get back to class". I said " But i really hsve to go". She still didn't let me. So, I went back to class and I asked my teacher which said sure.
As I was running to the bathroom I felt something coming. All of a sudden poop was going down my leg. I ran to the nurse who said " Go wipe urself in the
bathroom then come back out". She ended up giving me these big baggy pants. They were huge. That was so embarrising! - Anonymous |
| My most embarrassing moment was wen me and my mom n mates were on holiday and me and my mom were dancing when this boy from the country must of mistook me
for his girlfriend. I know spanish so i understood he was saying that he had been looking all over for me and thank god i was safe and that he loved me.
He tried to kiss me and I ran away screaming. All my friends thougth I had met a spanish boyfriend without them knowing and didn't stop talking about it
for the rest of the holiday |
| i once went into the city with my auntie this was like 3-4 years ago so i was onli tiny but my auntie has long brown hair and she was wearing a suit from
work but as usual i ran ahead and then went back and grabbed my aunties hand and sat on her footand then i looked up and it was some random man with long
brown hair in a suit and he looked at me and laughed and my auntie was standing behind me laughing at me so i cried lol - Callie |
| My brother had a few of his friends in one day, and I went to visit. As I was sitting on the sofa, I looked down and to my horror there was a pair of
dirty knickers sticking out of the bottom of my jeans! They were the first thing that came to me that morning from the room floor. Not only that but I had
my periods so there was blood on them too. I left his house mortified and avoided his friends for months after. |
| ok this was about a year ago in February...i was 30 minutes early to work. yippee finally not late. i was walking in the parking lot. i was parked in the
overflow parking lot which has 5 steps to go regular parking lot to the building. i was step number 2 when i decided to fly. well i did fly. i didn't hit
a single step on the way down. instead i landed on all 4's. my hand was hurt a little and my knee. no biggie we can play this off. i look up 6 people are
outside watching me. i get up and just laugh about it. i could feel the blood going down my leg. no big deal i could just run to the bath room and wash it
off. so i thought. one woman saw that my pants were ripped. then she is like oh my god you need to go to the doctors. only me and only me could manage to
fall in front of these 6 people. every one of them still make fun me to this day. so one thing led to another. i go to the E.R and need stitches. so the
Dr comes in. drop dead gorgeous and single. so I'm sitting there with a shirt and undies on. he looks at my knee. he is like i will be back. I'm like oh
please do come back. so 2 hours later he comes back. so thankful that i wore underwear that day and they were pretty underwear since i knew the Dr could
see them. now since i was bored for these 2 hours i was looking around the room and at my leg with all the blood. so thankful that i wore underwear that
day and they were pretty underwear since i knew the Dr could see them. i was doing pretty good until i looked at my legs. i forgot that i had not shaved
all winter so i had 4 months of growth. i was so temped to limp into the hall way with a sheet around me, blood pouring to hurry up and dry shave. so i
get 5 stitches and i am not allowed to bend my knee. he wraps it an ace bandage. he couldn't figure out how to keep my leg up for him to do this. so he
throws my hairy leg on his shoulder. underwear showing big time. he turns red wraps my leg and leaves me in to room t o fend for myself on trying to get
jeans and shoes on without bending my leg. this is very hard to do. i called my mother after i was done with the stitches. i said why all this time you
told me always make sure i wear clean underwear and never did you mention make sure to keep your legs shaved. but if any one wants a day off from work
fall down the stairs before you even get to clock in. |
| When I was 12 my grade went on the Oregon Trail. When we set up camp my underwear must have fallen out of my bag because my teacher (a guy) called me over
in front of about half of the grade and said ummm you dropped these. It was really embarresing because my crush was there and everything. - Anonymous |
| when i was 12, my friend brought me to a party with all her hott guy friends. latter on that nite, one of the hott guys asked me to dance, and i was sooo
excited i pissed my pants rite in front of him. it was a REALLY good thing he didnt see, and my friend had a pair of pants that she said i could use for
the nite. - Anonymous |
| me and my friend were getting ready for a banquet for our school and we were bored and decide to ride the elevator and kurt warner was the guest speaker and this guy got in and we started talking and then my friend amy said o yeah we are singing for some football guy and then the guy just smiled and then when he got up to speak we realized it was him to who we were talking to. really embarassing - Sadie |
| one day when i was like in third grade i had a problem. my problem was i went to the bothroom in my pants a lot. especaily when i was laughing really
hard. well one day i was playing at recess with my friend also the boy i like and it was really fun and i was having a really good time, but i went to the
bathroom in my pants. i was trying my best to hide the back of me but then i turned around to say hi to one of my other friends and thye boy i like
screamed, "She peed her pants!" and almost everyone saw. That day was the worst and i wouldnt talk to the guy i liked all day. but luckly the guy i liked
was cool and he said he would keep it a secret. |
| one day i was with my friends at seven eleven and i had just got a slurpee and it was a BIG slurpee so anyways me and my friends decided to go to the
dollar store.once we got to the dollar store i went to go show my friend something so i set my slurpee down and bent down but it fell right on me!!! i was
soaked and very sticky .the store manager made me stay till i cleaned it up. - Ryan |
| ok i was with my friend and her dad i was getting out of there truck and i was wearing a mini skirt and the truck is high up and when i am getting out my
skirt goes up all the way and im walkin around so im lyk RACHEL COME HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! some people say me walkin around lyk that 2 !!!!!!!!!!!! i was
sooooooooooo embarest - Anonymous |
| One day me, my boyfriend, and my best friend went to this haunted house, it looked kinda lame! It was $10 per person and i was like "Thats a friggin rip
off man!!" as i said it was lame as hell until we got to the very end. At the end of the forest maze there was this dark room we had to walk through and
what me and my friend didnt know were that there were guys standing on the walls but it was so dark so me and my friend were feeling on the walls and i
grabbed some dudes balls and he started freakin out and he said "YOU CANT TOUCH ME!! IM SUEIN' YOUR ASS!!" I started laughing hystarically, i couldnt stop
laughing! then my friend grabbed his butt on our way out, just to back me up! |
| One day, when I was in high school, I was giving a presentation in front of my entire school. I was in a dress with a built-in bra. Somebody stepped on
the back of my dress. The dress completely fell off, exposing my entire upper half. Did I mention in front of the entire school?! I still went on with the
speech, holding my dress up the whole time. |
| i was in the school choire and we were getting video taped. There where really bright lights on us and it was really hot. i felt sick but we were in mid
song so i thought i better finish it. I woke up on the ground with the teacher standing over me and my bestie holding my hand. They caught the whole thing
on tape. It was so embarrassing. People the whole day were asking me "omg did u really pass out!" then they saw the tape. ~ Jazmin
one time i when i was in year 5(im now in year 6) i was wearing my school skirt and we were havin races. when it was my turn against my crush i wanted to
show him how fast i could run-but to my horror, i tripped and my skirt fell down and got caught beetween my shoes. so i was lying on the ground with my
skirt down showing my groovy chick nickers! - Rebecca |
| My most embarrassing moment was in the 1st grade. I was pretty sick and I accidentally pooped my pants. I had diarrhea... like really bad, too. Then I had
to go to the office and they called my mom. While I was waiting for her, I had to go again and I pooped myself again! I went into the principle's bathroom
and tried to clean myself up. My pants were so nasty. Then my grandma came for some reason and took me into the kids' bathroom. Then she pulled my pants
down and cleaned up my legs and I once again "felt the need" and couldn't hold it back. Then I started crying and I felt sick. My teacher came in and
asked if I was alright. Then I was really sick and I threw up on her feet. |
| so i was 5 and i just watched the superman movie, i was with my 12 year old cousin on the second floor, im a girl and my cousin is a boy: danny, and so i
kinda think he is like the coolest person ever. So he told me that if I jumped out the window, i would be able to fly like superman, I didnt believe him
at first, then he insisted it was true, obviously he didnt think i would actually do it, but of course a 5 year old under peer pressure, you know what
happens, i jumped and my cape that i was wearing got caught on the window sill and it ripped my shirt off and pants, then i fell to the ground, broke a
couple of bones, got knocked out and my cousin felt so guilty but i felt the worst-EMBARRASED- cuz i didnt fly, he said i wouldnt have been able to fly
and i hit him in the head with my cast - Jesse |
| One time i was at a movie theatre and my best friend sam was trying to tell me something, he didnt get a chance to tell me till after the movie was over,
my skirt was stuck in my shirt, and then, thats not the end, i pulled it out and i found out i had my period so lots of people saw it. - Anonymous |
| We had been trying to sell our house for ages and were really happy when the estate agent said he had a potential buyer. I had just come back from a party
and arrived at about the same time as the buyers. To my horror it was the most popular guy in school and my room was in such a mess. Quickly I shoved
everything under my bed but missed a pair of bright red nickers. Of course the guy saw them and laughed continuously as his family saw the rest of the
house. I wished the earth would swallow me! |
| ok... i work the nightcrew up in my homeotwn for walmart.. one day me an my co workers were talking an i have a MAJOR crush on this guy named Lucky.. omg
we were all talking an making jokes an they started making jokes about me.. well to my surprise my boss new i liked him so he goes.."So Jojo,Lucky wants
you to go to his truck to see his package." i turned beat red an could not stop blushing an laughing i started crying i was so embarrased.. lol "las Vegas |
| one day i was at school and this boy said something really funny and i laughed so hard that i farted in front of the whole school bus and in front of my
crush and some of the cutest boys and i still have to catch the bus the same people but they only teased me for a month by now they have forgot about me
but that was so embarrassing lol. - Yassa |
| During the FCAT in 5th grade, we were testing and really concentrated. All of a sudden, I threw a tiny, little fart that came out of nowhere. Everyone
turned to look at me, even the teachers and i said that it was my shoe that had rubbed against the floor. My shoe did rub against the floor at the same
time i threw it but my friends did believe me because they had seen my feet and shoes moving and swaying on the floor. IT WUZ SO EMBARASSED!!!! |
| My most embarrassing moment would be the time when i was only in primary 2. I had a new teacher n she was really strict. So anyway I needed the toilet
really bad and when i asked to go she sed no. I really HAD to go so me being my cheeky self I walked out only to walk into the deputy head. I completely
ignored her and walked rite into her and not only than peeing myself in the process. Not only was i sooooooooo embarrassed but the head and 4 primary 7
pupils were standing next to her. I immediately started crying and my face went read and puffy like a cherry. The school lent me some p. e clothes and I
changed into them. I was then teased and bullied until p4 at least and called red face and wet nikers. Another embarrassing moment was sending this and
realising it was my best mate i sent it 2 - Keri |
| one time my friends and I were jumping on a trampoline and it was raining. So we went inside and we were soaked and I mean soaked so I asked Nicole if I
could borrow some clothes including underwear. so like ummmm...I had to go to the bathroom when I was putting on the underwear I had 2 go rely bad so I
went on her carpet and we blamed it on the dog lol - ASHLEIGH P!!! |
| When i was in 4th grade,was in PE and i had 2 go 2 the bathroom. i didn't know that the lock on the bathroom door was not working, so i just closed the
door and i thought i had locked it. so i'm doing my business,when all of a sudden, these boyz open the door. :o they were the boyz that they think they
are the most popular kids in the world. they didn't knock, so i did not know someone was gonna open the bathroom door. :( the worst part was, i was just
pulling up my underwear and they saw my bare butt!! thank god my old crush @ that time wasn't there that day! |
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