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 On my first date with my ex-girlfriend.We were making out & while we started making out i let off a big, loud, long, wet fart. - Bob |
| once i was pretending to be a bellydancer in the school bathroom and then an older student walked in and i didnt notice . when i looked up into the mirror
she was standing there, laughing. i ran into the stall,but i had heels on and tripped! she was the girlfriend of my older crush and omg, she told him and
pointed me out in the halls to him. now i am miss. sexy wantabee. - jillian |
| See my friends and I do this thing when were wearing a skirt, you flip it up because we always wear shorts under. But one of my friends didn't wear
shorts, she wore a thong under. So my friend flipped it up at lunch and we all found out that she was wearing a thong we were all shocked.All the guys
were staring at her!Every one always asked her the days she was wearing skirts,"are you wearing shorts or a thong?"so when she say i am wearing a thong
the guys whistle! - Emily |
| One time I was in second grade I was in class. It was a uniformed school so it really stunk. So one day I had to use the restroom and when I went into the
bathroom there was a whole bunch of 6th grade girls so I said "forget 'bout it" and went back to class. Then when I got to class I had to go still and the
teacher said I could wait. I tried to hold it in but I couldn't. So I wet the floors carpet and it was so embarrising. We went to lunch and this boy
behind me told me it looked like i peed me pants cause there was a wet spot, I told him that I acidentally sat in the sink. :( It was 1 of the MOST
EMBARRISING things in my life. |
| once i went school shopping with my grandma. we were at fort leanard wood which is like this big army base. everything was fine until we got to the
undergarments section. my grandma picked up this ugly mint green bra. of course there were a lot of cute military guys around and they all stopped and
looked at me. before i knew what was going on my grandma had my arms over my head and was putting the bra on over my shirt. my face was so red. then in
her naturally loud voice she said i think we need a bigger one! so i was beat red standing there with this ugly green bra over my clothes with all of
theese cute military guy pointing at me. i never went shopping with my grandma again. - Shelby |
| this girl I know named courtney is so dumb that one time her friend nicole and her were going to the snack stand and she said courtney go over there I
have to get some ketchup. So courtney goes (back to their seat!) and nicole is there waiting for her back at the snack stand and she finally goes back to
were courtney is and says, "Courtney, where were you?" and courtney replies, "O, I thought you said catch up |
| once i was outside with my sisters and my dad and i had to go to the bathroom really bad, but i was holding it in because my sisters wanted me to play a
game with them. As soon as the game was over, i ran into the house and pulled down my pants to save time. As i was running , i lost control. there was
poop all over the carpet and by the time i got to the bathroom there was nothing left. My dad was yelling at me because he had to clean it up. Luckily we
changed that carpet a few years later |
| Hey. I was playing coed football. I was the center for my team because I am not a small guy, anyway, I plant my feet to get ready and am looking at this
girl in front of me. She is giggling and giving me a weird look, then I look down and realize why. My zipper had broken from the bottom up and my pants
were hanging wide open for her to see. I was extremely embarrassed but, because of my love of football, I hiked up my pants and pulled my shirt down and
continued playing - The Flash |
| i was round my boyfriends house and i was dancing to this music when he getting a bit drunk and starting pulling my clothes he said look over there and he pulled my bra off and there i stand naked in his bedroom he staring and my boobs for ever on end |
| One day i was really late meeting my friends at the shops. I really need the toilet. So i quickly went into some public toilets and pulled up my pants, but little did i know that i got the toilet paper stuck in my pants and when i ran out left a huge trail behind me!! But that not the end as i was running down the street a huge dog jumped out and tried to grab the paper out my pants but ended up ripping off my trousers leaving me bottomless. Then I realised that i was in the middle of an old age petioners day out naked as the day i was born to make things even worse my nan was among them I was mortified so imbarassing!!!! |
| Me and My BEST friend in the whole wide world,Danielle were walking back from the cinema's when this guy in about his 50's whistled&tooted at us.We felt like idiots and my friend got really angry.So The next time when someone was honking us on the way home my friend got way mad.She went up to the guy and told him this "Leave us alone you f***ing pervert and don't honk us"and she kept abusing the driver until he drove away and then she came up to me and goes that will show him.When I got home my dad was all upset he said that he had seen me walking and wanted to know if I wanted a lift so he honked us and then my friend went up to him and started abusing him he got so upset he drove away.The next day at school I told my friend about it and she was so embarresed after school she came around my house and she could not stop apoligising to my dad after it. - Mystery Girl |
| I was at the mall and ran into this girl that worked at footlocker, and yes
she was hot. So I started to talk to her and see what she was about, I then
then asked if she would be down with going out for the weekend, she said yes
so I thought just be real and tell her what the agenda is. So I said this is
what we are going to do, go to the movies, out to eat, and back to my place.
She said that was cool, so we go out and when we get to the movies she
ordering damn near one of everything,(keep in mind theater food cost more
than gas no matter what you get) so I looked at her and said were F***ing
tonite right, she said "yes".Then I told her cool get whatever you want. So
I'm sitting here watching the titanic wishing it would just sink so that I
can move on with this date. Four hours later we finally go out to eat and
just before we leave I ask her are you ready to go to my house, and this
B****, says I feel tired, so the first thing that comes to mind is "WOW" she
played you, movie, red lobster. So I told her thats fine let me go to the
restroom and when I come back I'll take you home. I left, and left her with
the bill, and left her with no ride to get back (40 miles out). This could
have been embarrassing for me but I turned it back around on her. |
| i had the most embarrasing moment when i was going swimming with some freinds and when we were there i saw this boy that i knew and he was really fit. i was embarresed so i quickly went up the stairs to go down the flume to avoid him. what i didn't know was that the flume landed in the deep end. fine you would think ,but the only problem was that i could't swim. i went down the slide and when i came out the other end i was splashing about calling for help. a lifeguard had to jump in and pull me out to the side and told me if i could't swim i had to stay in the baby pool. so i got out and went in to the small pool. But the worst thing was, when i was in the pool i noticed that the fit boy and his friends were all laughing at me!!!! The next day at school they had told basically everyone in the school what had happened |
| Okay, about a month ago i was in a hurry to get to school, so I just pulled on a pair of jeans out of the dryer and practically ran to the bus stop. When I got to school, I felt a lump in the side of my pants and I managed to inch it out with my foot. A pair of my hot pink underwear ended up on the floor underneath my desk that had gotten twisted in my pants in the wash. I tried to play it cool and push the underwear out from underneath my desk with my foot but my crush said REALLY loudly "Hey Sarah, what's with the underwear?" and everyone in my class started laughing! I wanted to die! - Sarah |
| i was at school during lunch sitting on this heater with my friend and we were talking and then it was time to go so i tried to get up but instead of getting straight up i like slid over and then got up and i heard this sound..i knew it wasnt good..my pants had ripped..so i asked my friend if i could borrow his sweatshirt to tie around my waist to get to the office and cll my mom because i had to change and then he was like why and of course i had to tell him..he laughed a lot..then gave it to me..the bad part is my mom couldnt come get me so my grandma did and she just HAD to see it..so that was awkward..just an awkward day..because when i got back to school everyone kept asking my why i changed..needless to say i stay AWAY from that heater now. |
| I was at my friends birthday party and we were having dinner while watching a movie and I was sitting at the back on a seat with this other girl while everyone else sat on bean bags and I was drinking my orange juice when a funny part happened on the movie - I choked on snorted it all out and splattered 3 people!! Not to mention one of the most popular girls in school and now I never get invited to parties. |
| me and my friend courtney use to watch this show on MTV about people who go into haunted places for money. well being the stupid people that me and her are. we decided to go into the bathroom and try bloody mary,that didnt work we got too scared. so i ended up asking my dad to do it. so we SEEN him go into the bathroom act all stupid and say bloody mary 5 times. we were so freaked out that we were telling him to stop and to come out. well he didnt say anything. so we took a pool sick and pushed the door open,it creaked and we ran outside onto my back patio with 4inches of snow. We were in socks and pj's. we kept yelling to my dad telling him to come out and it wasnt funny anymore. finally after freezing our asses off for 10 minutes he decided to fall on the floor and act like he was dead, i got so scared i pissed my pants and they froze to my legs,and my friend courtney was crying she was so scared. after that,my dad wouldnt let us live it down. |
| Yes. I too have an embarassing story. My children were in a Bible quizzing competition at a large conservative Baptist Church. Somewhere in the midst of the proceedings, nature called. So I made my way down a flight of stairs to the restroom. When I came back up, I started walking from the back of the rather large sanctuary toward the front so I could see well when my kids' turns came. Suddenly I was hearing some "whispered" yells, "Mrs. G!! MRS. G!!!" I turned back to see who was calling me. Three of my friends were in the back waving at me frantically and tugging at their dresses. I looked back and down and discovered that I had tucked the back hem of my dress into my pantihose. I was, in effect, mooning all those good Baptists behind me, including the nice ushers in their suits! Two choices lay before me: I could act totally humiliated and run out to my car and hide in embarassment or I could shrug it off, fix the dress, and act like this was a perfectly normal occurance. I chose the latter course. It was, however, REALLY difficult to face those Baptist men with a straight face! |
| This one day I was just sitting minding my own business thinking about orlando bloom (lol soo hott) when all of a sudden this guy that i had a crush on like forever said hi and sat next to me n i said hi n we were talking. Then i thought i had to poo really bad then i started to get up but he put his arm around me so i stayed and he was about to kiss me but right then i farted sooo loud!!! Then he said "oh my god!" and jumped up and ran away. I said hi to him the next day but he didnt talk to me, he still doesnt talk to me! I,m still to this very day sooo embarrased! |
| One day I was rapping in a freestyle battle against someone else. I was winning and my confidence was going up. As I said my last line, my oppenent pulled down my pants. My boxers also came down. At least 1000 people saw my penis and laughed at me. I was the laughingstock of the town. |
| i was in the 2nd grade or so.. when i got chicken pox.
My grandma knew a kind of medicine, in which she rubs
some neem leaves all over my body. so she asked me 2
get outa my clothes.. if that wasnt embarassing
enough, all my friends came to call me for playing, n
there they saw me, lying face down, fully naked,
showing my ass.. i still feel stupid thinking of
this... - Anonymous |
| My ex was talking saying hey babe you lookin fine 2day and i replied oh thank you turnin round then he sed wat u wearin underneth ur clothes i sed blak thongs with a touch of pink then he sed wat did you say? moments later my friend told me he was on the phone laughing i could of killed her but then i saw the funny side of it. - Rianna |
| ok one time i was talkin on the phone wit my boyfriend and he said that he has like six amplifiers and i thought he was talking bout airpurefiers and i said yes my mom has like 3 of those and i said aint they the things that make the air clean he started luaghin and said no and just bout everytime i talk to him he makes fun of me cause of it signed shhh!!!!!!! not tellin |
| every one hs there embarrassing moments...but i think mines just a little mnore embarrinsing then most, i was at a thrift store with my mom and i saw the most (me) skirt i could find..,.i bought it and tryed it on....it was very 80-ish so it went all the way up to my belly button...well i decided to wear it one day to school and that just so happend to be the day that i couldn't find any clean underwear...so i went comando...so after second hour i pulled down my skrist a little and it started to unzip...and i couldn't fix it right there in the classroom so i ran to the bathroom..as i was running to the bathroom my skirt fell all the wasy down to the floor exposing everyone to my bare ass and everything else.....i walked in the bathroom and to my relief it was empty so i fixed my skirt and walked out to goup of people staring at me....no one has forgotten yet.....what a great way to start out my freshman year huh - katie |
| One day after me and my friend tiffany had got stealing a whole bunch of
stuff from the mall,we decided to take the city bus home,everything was fine
the whole way there,as the bus went to let us off. she got in front of me
and got off frist. i was behind her. it was in the middle of winter and
slippery as hell. i ended up falling flat on my face when i stepped onto the
ground i almost went under the bus. the bus didnt move in fear of running
over me. there was this HUGE snow bank in front of me and my friend was
yelling for my name as i was laying on the ground laughing my ass off
because i couldnt get up. finally when i got up she was like "i thought you
ran into your house,i didnt know what happend to you" |
| I've been involved in theater since high school, so I have a lot of embarrassing stories. I've forgotten lines. I've missed entrances. I lost my knife during a fight scene in which I was supposed to end up accidentally falling on my own knife and dying, and ended up having to pretend to fall on my head and die from just tripping. I once dropped a tray full of filled champagne glasses that the whole cast was supposed to use to give the final toast of the play, totally destroying the end of the play. But the MOST embarrassing moment of my theatrical career was in one of the first plays I did in High School. It was the musical The Sound of Music, and I had the small but important part of Herr Zeller, a Nazi who makes his first entrance midway through the second act of the play. All was going well until the night of our first final dress rehearsal. A friend of mine told me he was going to videotape the play, and I went up to the sound booth to see the video camera. This was in the early 80's and I'd never seen a video camera before. I was fascinated! My friend intended to just point the camera at the stage and let it run, so I volunteered to run the camera for the first half of the play. I had so much fun, zooming in and out, that I became totally engrossed in the camera work. Since it was a dress rehearsal we didn't take an intermission so I became completely focused on what I was doing. Suddenly my friend said "Isn't your entrance coming up?" And I totally freaked out! I didn't have my costume or makeup on! I raced back stage and madly dressed in my tuxedo. It seemed to take forever because nobody was in the dressing room to help me. I put on my makeup as fast as possible, and painted on my little moustache, and finally made it out on stage! In this scene every single performer in the show was on stage for a big party scene, and when I got out there, everyone was in their places so I just assumed I was a few moments late. Later nobody would talk to me, they were so furious. The director was livid, but didn't want to talk about it. A little while later I got a look at the video, and to my horror I saw that the moment my entrance was supposed to happen, everyone froze. They stood there on stage,standing there uncomfortably, waiting for me to appear for a full agonizing eight minutes!! I was so embarrassed I couldn't look anyone in the eye for weeks. Nobody ever said a word about it to me, but I'm sure they thought I was the biggest dumbass in the world. |
| OMG, this was very recent! Well we were down at the shops and we were picking up a layby and my mum being her talkative self, she told the layby lady how we wanted to go down to this register because the dude that was serving was hot. He was new to the job (you could sorta tell) and he couldnt do something, and he asked for help, and the lady that had to help him was the lady mum told! But it doesnt stop, i turned around and started laughin mi head off, but i tried to keep it in and my nostrils were falring... and my sister goes stop it you idiot... and she grabbed my nose and my eyes started watering, then the hott dude goes hey can i please see that for a sec, i turned around. It looked like i was crying it was really embarssed! But it was funnier if ya were ther! |
| Well, I was an MC for an assembly at my old highschool and I was giving a speech on School Academics. The speech was going great; the words were coming out of my mouth perfectly, nothing could stop me. There were 778 people at the assembly that morning. After my speech ended I walked over to my chair behind the microphone. It was all over, my speech that I practiced for two nights was done. However, I kinda forgot to step over the cords from the microphone...and I fell flat on my face. Plus, I knocked over the microphone stand, and it made that loud squealing noise that everyone hates. And last but most defiantly not least, I got a freakin' nose bleed in front of 778 people!!! Believe it or not, I eventually go over it...well sort of. |
| one time i was in the gym with my friends and we all get up to go to the bathroom and on my way back from the bathroom i was going to the top cause all the preps are up there and i was on the 4 stap and i fell i got up and the boys were on the other side laughin cause we sit on two diffrent sides anyway i took another step and fell again my face was so red but,i justed tried to play it off and laugh at myself - HW |
| well it was in 7th grade and me and all of my friends and my crush were at a haunted house and me and my crush were hanging out and then this clown came over..and i hate clowns..and stood behind me and they were all looking at me funny so i turned around and saw hime there and just started to run in circles as fast as i could..then one more came..i ran even faster i just hated it!! finally they leave me alone and i stop running..im all winded and kinda sweaty..and eveyrone is laughing at me as hard as possible..except for my friend who didnt see it because she was hiding from the clowns as well..i have not ran as fast since. |
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