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 When I was in 2nd or 1st grade, me and my friends were hanging out on the top of the jungle gym. There was a firepole to get down, and 2 slides. I realized no one was going down the slides, but I wanted to, (It had just rained) so, I went down the slide, and at the end was all water. My butt got soaked, and everyone thought I peed my pants. It was soooooooo embarasing! - ~Dominique~ |
| my most embarrising moment was when i was staying in a hotel with my parents and my brother. my mom gave me some money to go get lunch downstares.she gave me the cell phone and i headed for the elivater. i axidentily pressed the "stop" button on the elivater wall. not relizing what i did the elivater stopped and i got all freacked out. i started calling the police to come get me out. i was in there for about 45 min. i got so scared that i took my belt off and started to hit the door with it. of course my pants got real loose. when they finally opened the door i dived to the room in front of me and while i was diving my pants slid off and my bare butt was showing to about 5 cops and 35 other people around me!!! |
| i would have to say my most embarrasing moment was when i was around 11 years old i went to the pet store with my boyfriend and we were going to pick out a hamster for his little sister. well we walked around for a little while and i saw this hamster that LOOKED cute. i asked the pet club employee if i could hold it. the pet club employee said that the hamster sometimes bites.the hamster looked so cute that i didn't beleave him. i held the hamster and it started biting me over and over agian. i didn't relize it. so we got the hamster and went for fries.i got fries and ketchup. i noticed that my whole hand was red from the blood, and i thought it was ketchup so i started licking my hand. i knew it didn't taste right so i go up to the manager and tell him his ketchup tastes like crap. i left the frie store and later relized the cut on my hand from the hamster. i found out that the red stuff was blood!!!!!!!! sorry frie guy. |
| Me and my bf were in the target parking lot and he went in and locked the car with the clicker thingy... I got freaked out because this creepy, dirty man was staring at me and winking so I unlocked one door and opened it and the alarm went off I had no Idea why so I ran into target and found him and got the clicker thingy and unlocked it... the man was staring at me and along with everyone that was around the car. I got into the car and the alarm went off agian. my boyfriend pressed the "panick" button and was laughing at me hystericly, he pressed the button again and we drove away (finally)! It was so embarrising! |
| when i turned 13 i went to the movies and stayed there till like 12:00. i was not supposed to go into the mall just the movies(they are right next to each other), but i did anyway. i went into claires bought a really cute necklece and then went to the movies. well as i was coming out of the first movie i tripped down all the stairs, and landed right on this guy i didn't even know. the worst part is that i was wearing a mini skirt and flashed a whole lot of ppl! o yea it gets worse i didn't flip my skirt down in the back and i was wearing a thong, and then the guy i had a major crush on walks by and then looks back and then i look back and wave and he yells "nice ass" i was like huh? and then my friends draged me to the bathroom!!~so embarising! - Chuck - 41 years old now |
| one day when I had invited 2 kids the to sleep over and they both did I spilt juice on my friend and in the morning my dog came over smelled that someone had had juice in there
and licked my friend until he went insane and hid in a cardboard box for about twenty minutes - the bubbs |
| One day, I went to my friends house to play and his parent's asked me if I wanted to go to the movies with them. so I said yes. when we got to harkins theater, we went to go get
snacks. After I got my popcorn, I went to go put some extra butter on it. While I was waiting, I accidentally leaned against the plastic covered fire alarm and the plastic cover
fell off and the alarm went off. I stood there with my popcorn everywhere. When a employee came running up and tried to put it back on. But she had trouble getting it back on.
Luckily no trucks came and the sprinklers didn't go off. But that was the most embarrassing moment ever. - Johnny C. |
| We have a "weather porch" which we do intros from at one point during our morning show. We then walk in from outside to the chroma key. About one year ago there were some snow
flurries and the decking outside was wet. I was hurrying back inside to get to the weather wall and just before I stepped into the shot, my feet went right out from under me! I
landed right on my rear at the base of the camera (off-camera!). Everyone in the control room (and at home) heard me hit the floor, but I didn't miss a beat and jumped back up
and stepped into the shot. This was for sure one for the blooper real! - Greg Morgan |
| This happened at work. I went to the mens room to take a dump. I went to the stall & sat down. Someone came in & was in the stall next to me. When I was finished I half way
stood up while tearing off some toilet tissue to wipe my ass. Well when I was done wiping I dropped the toilet paper & it landed on the floor in the next stall where the other
person was. I was mortified. I did not want to leave the stall until that guy was gone. I didn't want him to see me. Of course he could have hung around outside the door to see
who came out. Anyway, I was so embarrassed. |
| One day my best friend and I were at the mall christmas shopping. Everything started out fine and we had gotten all our shopping done and were going to get a pretzel from a
stand at the other end of the mall. So, we almost arrived at the pretzel stand when I started to get really awful cramps. All of the sudden, out of nowhere I started to urinate
for no reason whatsoever but I just lost control of my bladder. I turned bright red and ran into the bathroom. Luckily I had a sweatshirt to tie around my waist. |
| Me and my friend Jenna go out on every friday night and that night we went to a movie, but we first had to get our friend. He lives in a resturant so we went through the front
and went up the stairs but it was PITCH black. I am really really clumsy and i fell right down the stairs right into the door with a huge BANG! There was a party that night so
it was crowded and his mom comes through the door and she was FURIOUS! Now i just go through the back door! - Christina |
| Ok, One day i was at the movies with my boyfriend, and since I'm a gay man its sorta odd because everyone is staring at you. So we went to see this movie, and durning the
moviemy boyfriend put his arm around me, and the next thing you know we were making out. While we were kissing i was making these intense groning noises. Someone reported us the
the manager. So he came in and came to where we were sitting and said excuse me you need to leave because you are being way to loud! By then everyone was watching my and my
boyfriend, but as we were walking out everyone was point and staring at us!!! It was horrible!!!!!!!!! |
| When i was little, we went to this meeting at my church. I asked my brother to go with me to get a piece of cake.. Well once we got it and were heading back to our table.. my
brother dropped my cake.. there just happened to be a microphone right next to me and it just happened to be my height.. i said straight into the mic, "Damn it, you made me drop
my f*ckin cake." that's not the worst part.. There was a bunch of old christian people there.. Some old lady had a heart attack and an ambulance had to take her to the
hospital.. i thought it was funny then b/c i was little.. but now that i think a/b it.. i feel really bad for that poor lady. - Meghan |
| One time in 7th grade when we were coming in from gym class, where we had been playing tennis on the courts outside. My friend who was walking behind me a bit with some other
classmates decided to lob the ball to me. Instead he kinda served the ball without me knowing, and low and behold the tennis ball became lodged between my butt cheeks. The most
embarrassing part was removing the tennis ball. |
| when i was like 12 i went to the pool w/ afriend and her cousins. one was older than me & REALLY hott. i jumped off the diving board & got out. he was lookin @ me funny. i
looked down & both my tits were hangin out of my bikini top! i ran to the locker room. holy crap it was like bad. - Anonymous |
| one time i was at cheerleading tryouts and i went to do a toetouch when i farted really loud. Itechoed through the gym.It was so loud that this girl across the gym started
laughing and then ran out because it really stunk.After that i checked to see the list to see if i made the team of course after that accident the cheerleaders didn't even want
to be around me!!! - _julie |
| Hi my name is Katlyn, and i'm a hairdresser, and once there was this REALLY GAY LADY. Who wouldn't shut the hell up, and she was like no I want pink, Wait no brown streaks, WAIT
NO BLACK! I was about to explode (I got fired after this) And I snipped almost to make he bald, I GOT FIRED!!!!!!!!!!! - Katlyn |
| Okay, like my name is Angela. Anyway, one day at summer camp my girlfriends and i were like, braiding each others hair. I was talking to my girlfriend katie and i accidently got
my hand all caught up in my other girlfriends Amber's hair. our counselor had to like chop Amber's hair really,really,REALLY short to like get my hand out. Amber refused to
speak to me for a month PEACE OUT! |
| This is a story that happened when I was like in fifth grade and
my friends still tease me about it to today. My friends wanted my
to play basketball to even out the teams, so when I was playing I
tried to block my crush {Ryan Capel} and I looked be hind me and
I fell . I stood up and I started to hipervenelate and I started
to go into shock. As I walked off the court I couldn't start to
cry. I tried and I tried but nothing came out!!!! All my friends
were freaking out and I was too. I couldn't feel my arms so I went
to tell the teacher they rushed me to the nurse's office and then
I could cry! The principal laid ice on my arms and the nurse
called my aunt cause my mom was at work. My aunt came to pick me
up at the school and then she took me to my grandma's house and
then we waited for my mom to come home. When she did we headed out
for then hospital we had to wait in these weird lil temporary
rooms and then they gave me a pain reliever then they took me to
the x ray place. There was this dude and he had chopped his toe by
accident with a table saw ewe it was soooo nasty and any ways when
they got back the place were we saw the x rays they said I broke
BOTH my arms!!!!!! Plus it was the THIRD day of school!!!!!! I got
a pink cast on my left arm and a green on my right. I got my
braces to match!!! And every thing I wore was pink or green I
matched almost everything to match my casts it was cool in a weird
lil way!! - Annie |
| One time at volleyball practice my firend and I were teasing each other and tugging at each others shorts. So she pulled just a little to hard and my shorts came down to my ankles!!! Everyone saw and there were a bunch of moms there too!! I was so embarrased!! My face turned bright red and I pulled up my shorts immiedatly! |
| One time at school, the hottest guy (my crush) walked up to me and asked, "You want to go out?" I could not believe this!!! My friends were elbowing me, and I said, "Yes" THe
guy started laughing, "April Fools" and walked away, his friends all laughing. A bunch of kids were laughing at me now as they left their locker. "I was trying to tell u to say
no." My friend said. From now on on April Fools, I'm not gonna fall for anything! That was sooo embarrising! |
| i was visiting my friend in new jersey(where i used to live) and me and my friends decided to go to the movies. we picked the most boring movie ever so we bailed out and decided
to walk around out side these guys in this white truck pulled up and were like are you guys from newburge and my friend is like yea their like we can tell. so they leave and the
come back start yellin white power so we get mad and cuse them out. then when my other friends mom comes to pick us up her brother and his friend are in the van too. i was
wearing this really long (cute) skirt on. i was in the back of the van so when i was getting out my friend steped on my skirt and my skirt fell down so my friend's brothers
friend saw my colorful thong and my butt i was so embaressed - Anonymous |
| one time when I was about 11 i was standing on my friends wall and as i went to jump off a wasp went up my shirt. So, to save myself from being stung I took my shirt off not
knowing that I had no bra on. And to make it worse her brother was jusst walking up to the house with his friend! |
| One day at school I got my period and wasn't expecting it. So in gym class we had to run suicides and instead of using a pad I had to use toilet paper cause I was mortified to
ask anyone if they had a pad I could use. Anywho while I was running the bloody toilet paper fell out of my underwear. Luckily everyone thought it belonged to this other girl
and they tormented her about it. But I felt so bad and so embarrassed. |
| hi my name is cazm (callum) once i was walking down the road with my m8s and they were laughing at me after skool and wen i got home i looked in the mirror and to shock horror i
had pen and colors all over my face so the next day my m8 had a sleep at his house and to make fun of them they woke up in the Morin and i had write on there face they did not
wash there face or look in the mirror so i was ok and wen they got outside they had to go to a footie match and they went on the pitch in front of 100,45,0 people and every body
laughed at them it was well funny. and the funny thing was the next day they were in the paper it was so funny. - Callum |
| i was in school and we were getting changed for PE and while i were talkin to my mates i kinda got lost in the conversation and took every part of my clothing off but the worst
bit was i didnt realise so i turned round to get my PE shirt and everyone started laughing their heads off i just grabbed my clothes and ran into the toliet and sat their
crying!!!!! - Faith |
| Ok i was i th edisney store with my mom and she went all the way to the back and farted there was a little girl about 7 right next to her and it smelt REALLY bad the little girl
RAN out of the store crying everyone was staring at us it was so embaressing - Jamie |
| Once I was at the apartment of this guy I really like, and he was
using the restroom when I really had to use the bathroom too. I
couldn't wait for him to finish, and I didn't know what to do, so I
just dropped my pants and crapped right there on the floor, and I
swear I was going to pick it up with a paper towel and throw it away,
but right then he came out of the bathroom. I threw a pillow over my
crap and hoped he wouldn't notice. Unfortunately he knew something
was up, so he picked up the pillow and there was my crap. He was
like, "What the Hell is this", and I was so scared that I just made
up this story. I said "Your dog just ran in here and pooped on the
floor, but I didn't want the dog to be embarrassed so I covered it
up." And he said "I don't have a dog, I think you're lying". And I'm
thinking gee what tipped you off. So he knew it was me, and he picked
up the poop and he threw it at me. So I said "I guess this means we
aren't having dinner?" So I had to leave covered in my own poop.
Oddly enough I did hear from him a few days later when he called to
ask if I would pay the bill for the carpet cleaning he had to have.
Then he asked out my twin sister, and told her the story. Now they
are getting married, and I have to be in the wedding, and they sent
me a diaper to wear under my dress. Oh my gosh, I wish I could die. - Anne |
| When i was 13 i was in my maths lesson the most embarissing moment in the history of my life happned.There was this lad my freind who was sitting next to me .I saw this other
girl talking to him across the class then suddenly she threw a band over ,like a make poverty history one, then i tryed to grab it and it fell on his lap and i tried to get it
.Every one saw it and they thaught i grabbed his balls and i still get the mik taken outta me for that!!! |
| was at a party and got completly wasted and badly needed to use the bathroom and when I came out I didn't realise my thing was hangin out and all these girls were whistling at
me and I just ignored them and then it got a whole lot worse because I wasn't concentrating on where I was goin I walked into a hen party and a guy came up to me and dragged me
on stage thinking I was a stripper and he blackmailed me to dance so I did then after a short while I got booed of stage and ran out of the night club without my friends
completly naked and I ran straight into the sexiest girl in school and landed on top of her and she shouted "HELP! GET THIS PERVERT OFF ME" and then the manager called the
police and they arrived and cuffed in front of like 90 people while still in the nude! - Anonymous |
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