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 When I was in the hospital having my daughter I farted really loud in the doctors face while I was pushing. My fiance and a bunch of nurses where there also, it was sooo
embarrassing. At least I didn't crap. Another time when my daughter was 2 mo. we where at wal-mart and she farted sooo darn loud people in the isles turned to look at me in
disgust and I said it was her, The looks on their faces told me that they didn't believe me, after all an innocent baby couldn't make a noise like that. One more story. We where
at the video store renting a movie she was about 7 mo. here, and I was wearing a low cut shirt with no bra. I finally got the movie I wanted and I walked up to the counter with
baby in one arm the movie in the other all of a sudden she grabbed my shirt pulled it down and exposed my boob to the movie guy. He got a good show. poor embarrassed - Krystle |
| my embarrassing story. Me my friend Heidi and Kelly where driving around, we decided to stop at Kelly's boyfriends for awhile. I was having women troubles and knew I had to go
home soon to do my thing. When we got out of the car I happened to glance in the car window and saw the reflection I though I had leaked, as Kelly walked up to her boyfriend who
was standing outside, I told Heidi to waite just a moment I told her to discreetly tell Kelly my problem. what does she do? crystal's having womanly problems we need to get
going in front of about 5 people. I could have killed her. So we all went to my house I took off my pants and went to wash them, upon closer examination I realized I had just
sat in red gum!! all that embarrassment for nothing. |
| Ok so one time my friends neighbors were really annoying and we jumped on their trampoline and they came home and they flipped out so when we got into her yard again and we were trying 2 decide wut 2 do 2 them so we decided 2 make them disgusting cookies first we put alot of salt then it turned 2 alot of other spices from her kitchen and then it went from tabasco sauce and chili powder to purfume and nailpolish remover then it got way out of control and my friend pissed in a cup and put it in the batter then we kept putting more spices in there then we had this great idea 2 poop in a cup and put it in the batter so she did they smelled sooo bad when we tried 2 bake them they kept rising and then they got all over the oven and they didnt bake. So we had 2 clean it up and it was so gross. We didnt give them 2 the neighbors so they just sat in the house and made it smell like ass |
| hi, one time, i was at gym, and i had to run laps as usual. well, i was running, and i was sweating like crazy. on my 15th lap, i collapsed on the floor. knowing that if this is
serious, i started to cry. i then was screaming on the floor, balling my eyes out, and everyone circled around me. so then, i decided i should try to stand up. after that, i
collapsed again, and this was public school, so there was a ton of people there to watch. i was reeeeeeeeeeeelllllly embarrased at what i did. now i dont look forward to gym
class |
| once when i was in 2nd grade, we were on a field trip,and we were looking for bugs in a pond. i had found some bugs, but when i went to put them back nick ran in to me with his
bucket. well i went flying right in the pond!!!!! the pond was deeper than it looked it went up to my waist. my teacher had trouble helping me out so she fell in after
me!!!!!!!!! so me and mrs. s had to go around the rest of the field trip dripping wet. the field trip lasted the whole day and we had oly been there fo 15
minnutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Sam |
| Well one day i was acting like i was so cool,and as i steppedone of the meanest boys tripped me in front of my biggest crush in the world and every one including my teacher were
all laughing,i felt sooo stupid! |
| One day I needed to go to the library to do some research and I began to feel a little warm and sick. I had just ate lunch before I went so I thought maybe I had overeaten. I
rolled down the window and began to feel a little better. I went to the library and got the books I needed and some books I wanted to check out and I sat down and began to do my
research. Suddenly I began to feel ill again, but instead of running to the bathroom I decided to check out my books so I could leave and go home to lay down. I got to the
checkout desk and the next thing I knew I threw up all over the front of the desk and on the carpet. I was mortified and to this day there is still a stain on the carpet where I
vomited. |
| well,one time i was helping my uncle in his restaurant, being waitriss is not a good position.On the fith tabele there was two little 5 yearolds,and they were playing with the
katchup bottle .As i stopped by to tell them to quit one of them turnd around and squirted me in the face with katchup! aaaaaaaaa! it was so embaresing! |
| Once i was at a friends house and we were bored so i sugested an arm wrestling contest. Soon the contest started introducing dares and i foolishly suggested that the loser should lick the other ones feet. I lost and had to lick my friends foot which smelt quite bad. He made me lick in-between his toes and everything. My friends never let me forget
it - Anonymous |
| My friends and I were in my neighborhood trying to find something to do... This was back when I was in the 5th grade. I'm now 17. We went over to the neighbors house and they
had one of those things that are tied onto two trees and you can get on it and ride the rope to the other tree. Well, I was climbing up behind one of my friends and she was
really scared and she started fussing at me to help her get down. We all thought that it was so funny, but I think it was funnier to me because I couldn't stop laughing and the
next thing I knew I was peeing all over myself and almost on one of my friends below me. Then I had to walk all the way back to my house with wet shorts and my legs were rubbing
together *ouch* hehe. That just made us all laugh harder. It was mortifying, yes, but it was also funny! - Nicole |
| When I was in 5th grade, I was playing dominoes with 3 of my friends. Then I went to sit on the table and I farted. and it knocked all the dominoes over!! And I used to sit next
to the boy I liked. Then he asked my best friends out on a date and they went out for 2 weeks. To this day, I am still trying to get him to ask me out!! - Anonymous |
| It was my grandma's birthday so all of my family went to her house. I was about 7 years old and it was about 11:00 o'clock at knight and I was so tired I wanted to go to sleep
really bad so I went up to a lady but I thought she was my mom but she wasn't and I went up to her and leaned on her and said Mom I'm really tired can we go home and the lady
turned around and said I'm not your mom it was soooooooooooooo embarrassing that I went running in the bathroom!!!! - ~Francesca~ |
| One time i was playing basketball with some people I had just met that day and one of my best friends. And well one of the people that i hadn't known through the ball at me so I
could catch it and make a shot and I trip and fell. But as I fell on the ground I farted in front of everyone..And to top it off I was wearing these sort of low-cut pants and
half my but ended up hangin out.. It was so embarrasing...Let me tell you I didn't play basketball after that anymore..
one day at skool i was in my algebra class and we were taking this big test and this really mean teacher. it was sooo quiet too quiet and it soo figures i farted! everyone
looked at me even the teacher gave me a dirty look and all i could say was : sry lol - Anonymous |
| one time i was swimming @my best friends pool when she dared me to go skinny dipping and earler i had swared to do any dare she would tell me to so i did and her dad walked in
to checkon us while my pants were down to this day i never sware on truth or dare. - Ponca |
| ok i guess this is my most embarrassing moment. lol. ok anyways our school is not that big but it has about 400 kids in our whole middle school thats 6th-8th grade. and im in
7th grade. anyways one day we were walkin down the hallway which is kind of narrow and theres lockers on the sides and stuff so it was kind small and the hallway was really
crowded but anyways me and my friend were tryin to get to class and our lockers are diveded up all the girls are on one end of the hallway and the guys are on the other but
anyways we were walkin down the part where the guys were and my friend connor was draggin his bag and walkin behind us and we werent payin attention and we were walkin and he
didnt mean to but he kicked his bag out in front of me and i tripped and fell in front of all the guys they were all laughin at me and i was blushin cuz i was really embarrassed
but i just laughed and my friend helped me up and we went on to class. |
| Well I was about 3/4 years old, and I was in primary school, in one of my classes. I really really needed the toilet but I'd previously been sent to the naughty corner for
talking. So when I asked the teacher if I could go to the toilet she said no. Well you can imagine what happened next. I had to go really bad and ended up wetting myself, the
chair and the floor. I was so embarressed that I started crying, and still even tho it was my teachers fault for not letting me go, she shouted at me for it. - Anonymous |
| Last year, we were in a classroom on the top floor of the form room block at lunchtime, and I was pretty bored. Amongst our class, we had challenges to jump onto desks, jump
onto window ledges, touch the ceiling, and the like. I climbed onto a group of lockers three high, then I climbed higher to the five-high pile and stood up so I had to bend over
because otherwise the ceiling was in the way. Then, however, I heard the door opening and thought it was a teacher. I jumped down as quickly as I could but unfortunately one of
the locker doors opened on the way down and snagged my skirt, lifting it right up! I was absolutely mortified. The people who came in weren't teachers either; they were in my
class. My friends didn't stop laughing for about fifteen minutes! |
| yeah... so when i was in the 2nd grade... i sat in one of the seats in the first row... so one day i had accidentally dropped my pencil infront of my desk... and i had to get up
and get it... saddly to say at the same time i ended up farting as i bent down to get it... i felt so embarrased about that i didnt talk or look at anyone for the rest of the
time i was at school. - michael |
| I was at the local pool with my grade and we had been warned heavily about wearing string bikinis, but i had just bought a gorgeous, brand new string bikini(the teacher had told
us the very last minute that we werent allowed to wear them.) so i was definetly going to wear them. but we were at a pool with a water slide and they came undone without me
noticing. so when i landed in the water feet first, i went to get out of the pool and suddenly everyone was laughing at me and my crush had just found my swimmer bottoms on the
bottom of the pool. he gave them to me without looking down and i was so confused because i thouhgt i still had my bottoms on. and thebn i realised and then i ran behind a plant
and now everyone calls me 'mooney' |
| When i was in sixth grade i had to go to the bathroom but my teacher wouldnt let me, so i came up with a plan to go to the restroom. I asked if i could go to the library and of
course she said yes. So on my way back i was going to go to the bathroom with out telling the teacher. So i got to the library and grabbed a book. When i went to the check out
desk the librarian kept on talking to me, " this book looks good" and " are you sure you will read it all the way through" by then i was bursting. So right as she stamped my
book i was going to run to the bathroom but it took her a long time to stamp it. So finaly my last words i said to her was " i had an accident" i was soo embaressed, i locked my
self in the bathroom |
| One time a took some laxatives before a football game. I was a running they handed me the ball and as i was being tackled I shit my pants. Then the next play someone tried to tackle but grabed my belt and it tore down my pants underneath i was nude and shitting myself as i ran for the touchdown. |
| Ok, some years ago I had entered a drug treatment center. I had gotten
addicted to a pain medication and needed help getting off of it. It was
about my second day there and I was very nervous and shaky. I was assigned
to doing kitchen duty one morning and was in charge of setting the tables.
After I was done, everyone was called to eat, and we sat down 5 to a table.
I'm eating, and trying to get through the meal without dropping any food on
my lap or any doing any other awkward thing, when all of a sudden a guy at
another table shouts out some obscenities "Jezus effin Kireest! what the
h*ll is this??" I turn around and he's got a pair of my baggie, lilly white
underwear on a fork and he's holding it up for everyone to see. Apparently,
they fell out of my pant leg that morning while setting tables.
Unfortunately, I was one of only two women there, and the other one was
twice my size. I was busted and felt like a complete idiot, so I just kept
eating not saying a word. - Anonymous |
| A few weeks ago, I was in art class. A lot of my friends are in that class so it's always very fun. We were drawing leaves outside that day. The shop class was outisde too because they were building a shed. Most of them were hot juniors and seniors. When it was time to go inside my friend whispered, "You should wave to them." I said, "No way!! You wave!" One of the guys saw us looking at them and shouted, "Hey!" We were in front of everyone so we had to keep walking. I thought it was harmless so i waved over to them. But I wasn't watching where i was going so i walked right into the side of the door. It really hurt and everyone... my classmates and the hot guys were laughing. I still haven't lived it down. |
| something so embarassing happened to me....I was in class one day and my instructor was talking...she was saying all this stuff was important. I guess I had one to many coffees or something and and I had gas really bad or so i thought was gas. It actually turned out it was diharrea. When I pooted doo doo came out I was so embarassed that in the middle of her lecture I got up and hustled to the bathroom. The doo doo had gone through my underwear to my jeans. I had to wrap my sweater around my waist for the rest of the day. I was literally mortified. |
| My most embarrassing moment is when I first moved into a new town me and a guy Justin were "talking" and about to start dating or so I think and he played football so I went to watch him play. Well, I ended up meeting another guy Charles at the game. When, it was time to go he introduced me to his ride home which happened to be Justin's mom. Well, him and Justin lived together and were apparently best friends until me. Which I am totally in love with Charles and I see a future there so I was not too worried about it. Needless to say Justin called me when I got home and told me that he did not want anything to do with me. |
| Once i was having a race with my sis and 2 other frends on the way to a party and i was in the leed and then these 2 dogs saw us and started barking like mad; i mean real mad and they started this hot chase. I was so scared that i stood rooted 2 da ground. Then i realized and started running back as i was in the leed i was last wen i turned back. then dees dogs wer so close to me that i tripped on one of their chins and fell down. I almost fractured my back and a nice old guy on a cycle chased the dogs away. This's not it. My father a doctor had to plaster the bottom of my back himself and I dont no how I managed my toilet! |
| I was at the hilton hotel in Durban, south africa and there is a salon there so naturally i went to get my hair done. while i was there, i saw a hot guy waiting for his mom to finish getting her hair done. i caught his eyes and being a flirt-a-holic i started flirting with him from my chair... then he left. i was so determened for him to ask me for my number that i followed him down this big glass stair case... and i was running and wearing flat shoes so guess what happened? I slipped down the stairs and landed right in front of him!! i never went back thre again!!!! - Dhiya Lachman, 15 |
| i was in my bedroom with this boy nice looking boy and he was able to sleep tonight thou i dont were eny clowhs in bed and the boy didnt have eny clows ether and we did not have a sper room ether so we endid up in bed togher with no clowhs on and i fell aslep strate away and wen i woke up i was under neth this boy realising he could of done eny thing with my body |
| ok lemmie tell you. i had just recently met this really awesome guy and we weren't dating yet but we had been hanging out a lot. well, it was about 95 degrees outside so i was in a white beater and a pair lil blue hollister shorts. about halfway through the day it decided to thunderstorm. i had juss straightened my hair that day so i didnt wanna run through the rain to the house, so i just sat in the garge for about a half hour. when it finally stopped raining, i decided to make a run for the house. as i was runnning, my right foot hit a slippery section of cement and i went down HARD> i landed right in a huge mud puddle and i bruise easy so within minutes my legs and my butt were turning black and blue. my guy helped me up and we were both laughing so hard! although on the inside i was seriously emabrassed. we did eventually hook up and are still together, but he doesn't let me forgert that. i got stuck wearing his wrestling shorts and an oversize t-shirt home. :o) - Laura |
| a few months ago, i went to splash landings in alton towers, they have a huge swimming pool area and one of the main attractions of it is a huge bucket wich fills up and pours water over you every 2 minutes. i was enjoying bathing in a little tub full of water when i heard the bell ring, yay! i thought to myself and began to make my way up to the top, i was pleased with myself because i'd made it to the top in time! so there i was standing and waiting to get soaked, sundenly the bucket tilts, 'here it comes' i think to myself as i feel the water splattering on my head i felt something else, i looked down and saw a little boy with his hands tight around my waist and stomping his feet, i was thinking 'haha he's gone for me instead of his mum, thats pretty cute now get off!'i tryed to push him off but making sure not to hurt him, but he was squeezing me so tight, i nearly fainted because he was suffocating me. and he didnt notice becuase he had his eyes closed! finally the water stopped, i looked down and he looked up embarrassed, i was so embarressed his parent looked at him then me then smiled, i could only smile then run away! |
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