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 My mom told me to go to the bathroom. But of course I didn't listen! I was on a rollercoaster and it was i was in the cart. Before it started i had to pee but i was already locked in the cart. Well just my luck it was along roller coaster well that is a average 13 year old's life.well as you might guess i used the bathroom. The girl beside me screamed when she felt the seat was wet!!!!!!!!!!! I just asked her what it her prob was. She said that i was a perv and that i needed to ask my mom to buy me some diapers. Of course she was screaming this and we had stoped so everyone heard! I just wish now that i should have used the bathroom when my mom told me that i should! |
| My husband and I were on the way to my first natural childbirthing class. We were confused about the directions and getting lost. To make matters worse, we were late, even though we had inhaled our spaghetti dinner in record time. All of the sudden my husband says, "I have to poop." I thought this was merrily funny because we were late and lost. Trying to blow it off I said, "Don't worry honey, probably the next light we'll know where we are." We get to the next light, we're still lost, and this time he's more serious, "I really have to poop." The light stayed red for an eternity as he squirmed in his seat. Then he starts moaning, "I'm in pain! I'm in pain!" He made a left and drove into the parking lot of an abandoned store. He desperately ran behind the back of the store and from what I understand, pooped all over the place. He came back to the car, dejected and embarrassed, had to sit on some newspapers just to drive back home, come in the front door where the babysitter was, take a shower, and then go back to the class. |
| Hi im Jessica from Ireland the most embarrassing ting that ever happened to me was when our school decided to go on a trip to meath and we had all just sat down to eat dinner and as I sat down some food spilled on my hand so I ran to the bathroom to wash myself but as I was running the floor was wet and I fell and hit my head off the head teachers chair which then made her fall everyone that was there broke out in laughter I still get laughed at to this very day!!! Is that the most embarrassing thing tat ever happened!!! - Jessica |
| I recently moved into my boyfriends house due to my pregnancy. I used to
live in a bad neighborhood. I still hadn't got used to the idea of of going
to the bathroom in front of him so I used the downstairs bathroom while he
was upstairs and stuff like that. One day when I woke from a long nap I
realized I had to pee. I dont know if you guys know this, but when your
pregnant and you get the urge to pee, you have to pee immediatly or else
you piss on yourself. Now I was in the basement and I realized that my
boyfriend was in the downstairs bathroom, so I took a rolly chair, rolled
it to the wash basin, that was installed in the basement solely for washing
the face purposes., and decided to relieve myself. While I was in
mid-urination I heard the door to the basement open, so I decided to hold
the rest in and hop down. While I did the first part successfully and tried
to hop off, I forgot the chair was still there and it rolled away,leaving
me to fall off face first in the concrete floor and resulted to me pissing
on the floor in front my boyfriend. After helping me up and making sure I
was allright he turns to me and says"Well at least I got to see you pee." |
| This is not really my most embarrassing moment, but a friends' of mine. I was in kindergarten one day and I had too pee really bad. I was too scared to ask the teacher so I peed in my pants in my chair. At recess time I tied my jacket around my waist so no one would see. After recess we came back in and since we didn't have assigned seats I choose a different seat to set in. One of my friends, a girl named Heather sat in the chair I had peed in and got her pants wet. Well she thought she peed in her pants and went and told the teacher,so her mom came and got her. For the next couple of weeks everyone laughed at her and called her "pee pee pants", which stuck with her all through elementary school. It wasn't until I was in the ffifth grade that she told me her mom made her wear training pants to school for the rest of the year because of the incident. When I told her I was the one who peed in the chair, she got really mad and hit me in the nuts. We became really good friends after that and ended up dating in sixth grade. - Anonymous |
| one day i went over to my cousins house and she has these really cute neighbor boys and we were all bored so we decided to go to the mall and stuff so we did and it was a great day and there dad told them they had to buy me and my cousin someting to eat so they bought us a brownie and we had a great time bringing us to stores people most likley guessed we were all going out since my cousin stood by one of them and i stood by the other so yah andyways when we were just about to go to the place where we were going to meet there dad so we could get back to my cousins house, my cousin and i desided we wanted to look at some clothes so as my cousin and i were looking at them i had to fart. i no i no most every girl has gone through it. well i had to right in the mall. i was too embarressed to laugh at my self so i blushed and laughed like not in a joke way but in the way when you are like so nervouse you cant help it so then the said "---(my name im not going to say so ---is the best i will do) did you do that i was on the ground now and just so embarressed but to make matters worse i got in trounble with there dad because i was walking my cousin around so she couldnt see adn the she was going to hit something i was just a few inches away and her dad got mad at me ( i think) and i was going to stop her but he got mad so i was quite for the ride home and went straight to her house and went inside but they found me anyways so i just went through it
the end - Anonymous |
| In all my 26 years, I never got a speeding ticket. I'm a pretty safe driver. Well, one Saturday morning I was especially hungry for McDonald's, so I woke up my 2 year old daughter (I was a single mom) stripped her of her pajamas and wet diaper and just put her in a fresh diaper. I myself hadn't showered, just brushed my teeth and hair, and had left my pajamas on. I gathered her up into my 1990 chevy Cavalier with the paint peeling off and the brake pads that squeeked, and off to McDonalds we went. I got our breakfast and was halfway home when my daughter started to shreik (if you do not have children, fyi: they do this sometimes for fun) , so being the concerned mother, I turned around to make sure she was ok. of, course, she was, Just a little joke on Mom. (ha ha) Well, as I turned back around, I saw a car's rear bumper approaching fast. I slammed on my brakes, but couldn't stop in time. I think I was going 10 mph, but we still felt the impact. Well, my daught er was crying and the police showed up while I was in the back seat trying to calm her down and I noticed that the accident scared the crap out of her, literally. So, I take her in my arms so I can speak with the other driver and the police. All the while, my daughter is simultainiously screaming, wiggling, and stinking, and half naked, while I am in my pajamas with wild hair having a conversation about my chevy junker. I have never felt more like white trash than on that day, and I now refuse to leave the house without a shower and makeup, no matter how strong a McyD's craving gets. - Ohio |
| Okay, just to start off I am a total blonde at heart, I am not even joking i am really stupid. anyway, one day ( my freshman yr) at school this friend of mine brought some vodka to school in a water bottle. i love vodka its my favorite drink. Anyways i hadn't had anything alcoholic to drink in about 6 months, so i thought i would drink some, just to let you know i get drunk SUPER fast and really easily. so i ended up chugging the whole bottle! well this was in Gym and i was so drunk. after class was over my friend melodi walked me to my table in the cafeteria( we have an upper section and a lower section seperated by a wall about 3 feet off the floor) well i fell off the upper section flat on my face on the floor! thats not all after that i ran up to my friend and basically fell on top of her, they made me sit down but i couldnt stay still! i ran into my friends classroom (b c she didnt have my lunch) and i was talkin to her, the teacher mr. amos (a first yr teacher) was yelling at me tellin me to get out, so finally i left but on my way out my friend josh was messing around with me and he wouldnt get out of my way, i told him to move and kneed him really hard in *where the sun dont shine* (sorry josh) anyway i was showing everyone my bra becuz i thought it was "so cute" i went to the bathroom and i felt sick so my friend jessica locked me in a bathroom stall until i threw up, only i dint i crawled out from under the stall and said hi to her from the floor. after helping me up she was huggin me and i look down and saw alot of boob and i was like woah cleavage! and i turned around so fast i fell over.they were giving me water, and i picked up my hair and told hannah to hold it for me(becuz that makes sense)i drank alot of water but my mouth was still dry when we went back to our table. i had cotton mouth so bad and they wouldnt gimme anymore water so i spit on the table and exclaimed ''look how dry my spit is!'' the teachers found out and took me to the principals office. while i was sitting in there i was talking to everyone asking them how they were (including the trashcan) I ended up being suspended from school for three days and sent to fair view (a disciplanary alternate school) for 20 days. i got back the begining of the next year and everyone still remembers it. I was *and still am* sooo embarrassed.... but,hey, I'll always have the memories! |
| I was on the beach and I saw some veeeeerrryyyy cute guys and so I walked
over to them and I started talking to them well chating them up so I was
chating them up and I said "come on i'll take you too my apartment and so we
went but when we got there the guy's name, Tom his phone went off so he
awnserd and it apered to be his GIRLFRIEND!!! so I was like NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!
and and he said "meet me on the beach" to his girlfriend so i folled him and
was with him on the beach and his girlfriend came and I was SHOCKED BAD!!!
aswell as she bieng his girlfriend she started TAKING HER CLOTHES OFF!!!!!!!
and i got SLAPPED!!! IT WAS SOO EMBARSING. |
| Once at my old school I really had to crap and I never did it at school cuz the toilets are dirty. So, i held it in for a while... It was going well untill i had P.E, Our teacher was giving us a skills test and we had to do as many sit-ups in a minute as we could. SO, it was my turn and i couldn't hold it any more. I did one then i farted this HUGE fart and the gym smelt like crap for the rest of the period. The class after that everybody was making fun of me calling me Farty Pants and they were asking me 'what the
hell did you eat for breakfast?'.that was really embarrassing cuz the whole school knows me for that - WaKa |
| When I was in 6th grade, I got the flu and went home from school. my crush, who was my good friend, stopped by my house without notice. He knocked on the door and I came out wearing christmas pjs. You know, the ones with all the ugly stuff on them. The next day, my friend called me and told me that he told the entire grade. - Jessica |
| one time in sixth grade, when i was getting ready to go to the busses to go home somthing totally embarrising happened. i was grabbing my backpack and i was wearing a low cut tight shirt and my boob just fell out. i mean right in the middle of getting my backpack w/ boys and the most popular girl standing next to me. only the girl noticed thank god but she was like laughing at me and saying, oops!! thats a problem. im friends w/ her now hough but it was still really humilliating. |
| One day i was walking across the road because there were loads of fitties the other side. There were five of them! One stopped with his mate said hi and everything, so i said hi. Then we walked of. They kepted looking back, and so did I, then there was this crack in the pavement, so i kept walking and then fell over in to a puddle. The boys that was talking to me ran over towards me, helped me up and then asked me if i was alright! |
| Hey, I was skiing for the first time. There was an hour and a half wait for instructions so I figured I'd do it by trial and error. I was going down the bunny slopes to teach myself. I decided to take the ski lift to a slightly bigger slope. Getting off, I couldn't stop and ran right into the back of this good-looking girl. It doesn't end hear. After apologizing, my cousin talks me into going on a bigger slope. While trying to enter the ski lift, I can't get stopped. The bench is swinging around the bend, catches me under my ribs, and sends me flying through the air into a snow drift. There's more. While going down the slope I lose control and do the splits. I then try my best to get up and completely blow out my knee and half to be taken down on a toboggan. I did get a laugh though. As I was being lifted from the toboggan, I see my cousin simply balling because he thought I was in a body bag. |
| The most popular guy in my highschool Adam ask me to go to the movies with him. I was so happy because Iam not the type he usally goes for ( you no the type blond skinny big boobs.) So we get to the movies and my tummy was upset I thought maybe I just need to eat (I skiped dinner I was so nervis) so I got up to the counter and was so releved when he got a large bag of popcorn so we could share. We sat in the back and just before the movie started my stomach made a loud sound and before I knew it I barfed all over him. It was so emmbarasing I can never look him in the eye |
| so, i love soccer. but recently, i started my period. anyways, i was at practice and forgot to wear a pad cuz it was only my 2nd time on it. usually i wear dark colors, (im not gothic) but that day i was wearing yellow shorts!!! so, im at practice and i didn't even think bout it, and i dont get cramps or nething, so i didn't even notice. during practice at water break, i sat down and felt sumthin wet on me. i look down, and sure enough, i was red down there. well, obviously im a girl so it shouldn't be that bad. it wouldn't have been if i was on a girls team, but im the only girl on a guys team. it was horrible, i tried keeping my butt away from all the guys the rest of the time, but it wasn't even possible!!! 4 a wile after that, i felt embarrassed around them, but now i think its funny, and its only been like 3 weex since it happened!!! |
| well it wasn't such an embaresing srory but i hate it when my mom tells every one. i was giving my sis a bath and i was like ten years old. i looked at one of the shampoos ,it had a weird colour so i thought it had gone bad. i actually emptied the whole new bottle which by the way really expensive. and i got grounded for a whole month. talk about expensive shampoos.huh! |
| well, i'm sending this 4 1 of my friends. so, this girl named sarah and i got in an 'argument' but we were having fun, not SERIOUSLY arguing, and each of us said we were faster then the other. like, i said im faster, she said she was. so we raced. well, we decided to go from 1 fence, to the other. we were racing, and im way faster then her, so i went kinda slow so i was just barely in front of her. and, she started running really really hard wen we got close to the fence, so i sped up. i beat her, but at the last second, she slipped and slid under the fence!!! it was hilarious. but to make it worse, we had asked a whole bunch of ppl who they thought was faster, and so EVERY1 was watching. she was sooo embarrassed, but all i could do was..................................LAUGH!!! |
| My friend and me were going to the corner store one day and i was still in my pajamas so i went to go get dressed but i was in such a rush i only had under wear and a t-shirt on. NO PANTS!!! thank god it was a long t-shirt. but it gets worse than not wearing any pants. When we got to the corner store there was a dog tied up outside so i bent over to pet it. and once i did that everyone could see that all i had was underwaer on. it was so embarising!! |
| Once I went to try on clothes, I was very tired and not felling too well. As I came out of the dressing room, I realized I was complete nude. I ran back into the dressing room and put on clothes that weren't even mine, because I put mine on the on the store racks. |
| well, my embarrassing moment happened at school. my mom had just bought me this adorable outfit and i had to wear it. it was a leather skirt, boots, and a leopard top. well, when i got to school, everyone loved it and i sat right next to my crush in geography. i was flirting a little bit and i reached over to get a book and my top fell down exposing my boobs and to make matters worse i farted really loud when i bent over!! It was soo embarrasing. - kim age 13 |
| Well, okay. My entire grade seven class went on a field trip to Muskoka woods. It was my friends Ashley, Chris and Mike who decided we should sneak out after curfew and just look around or whatever. At the time, I had the HUGEST crush on Mike. So, I did what a lot of girls would do to get a guys attention, I stuffed. Ashley told me they were even and everything. The teachers separated the girls from the guys, so Mike and Chris had to walk all the way to our cabins without getting caught by any of the teachers, luckily, they didn't. Anyways, they picked us up. Now, Chris and Ashley were dating so, naturally, there was a lot of uncomfortable moments between Mike and me because they would just start kissing and we'd just be watching them like losers. Anyaway, Mike noticed there was a light on in the gymnasium and we all went. Chris and Mike started bouncing and hitting each other with one of those huge ass bouncy balls. Then I noticed the trampoline, and I decided to show Mike how talented I was by doing some fancy flips or something. So, Ashley and I got on and we were doing those cartwheels where you don't use your hands and everything, basically just showing off. Very big deal. In the meanwhile, Ashley signalled to me that the kleenex out of my bra fell out. I didn't notice that Chris and Mike were paying attention. So, I picked them up and started re-arranging them. Don't ask me what I was thinking... I turned to Ashley, "Hey, are they even?" Ashley looked back at Mike and then Chris and started laughing cause they heard me, they laughed too, really loud. I still wonder why the teachers never caught us. Anyway, to this day they still poke fun at me. I'm in grade eleven. You'd think they'd get a new one, eh? "Hey, Hailey, let me even out the other one for you." They would be pretending to grab some out of my bra. ...Very funny guys. - Hailey |
| well about 4 or 5 years ago i was walking down the hall way to go see my sister who had just had a baby on the way i slid on a wet floor busted my nose and then i hit my head on the wall then i got home stepped on a peice of glass had to go to the hospital again where i got 12 stiches then i got back to the car and was on my way home and we wrecked the car it was a perfect day in paridise |
| One time when i was mid-shiting i had really bad diarroah. i heard the doorbell ring and having no other option,because it was an important delivery, i had to get up. the poo wouldn't stop coming out so as i walked there was a trail of POO following me! As i opened the door the delivery man caught a whiff of the vile smell.he dropped the package and ran away-It was SOOOOOOO embarassing!!! |
| We were having a BBQ and my aunt didn't know how to start the gas grill. She turned on the gas but never hit the fire button so it stayed inside the grill, when she finally found the button, I was standing next to the grill and...WHOOF I lost all of my hair on my right side. I still haven't lived it down. - Brent |
| I was walking to one part of the caf to get my dance ticket. When I walked
back (I had my smoothie in my hand) I tripped over some imaginary object and
everything in my smoothie cup slooshed out! It gets better it was infront of
the whole cafeteria and we have a big school! It was also in front of the
teacher's table. One teacher said, "go get a mop" I thought I would have 2
clean it!!! Luckly the janitor did, and when I got back to my table, all my
friends were eating my nachos!!!! |
| This one time I went to the library to check out a book and all my friends from school including my crush was there, as i walked away from them and checked out my book I could hear all of them laughing but I didnt know why. So when i got home my mom looked at my back and told me that it was that time of the month for me, I checked in the mirror and i had blood all over my pants |
| one time i was running across the quad at skool and it had just rained like 4 inches the day before. Anyway, i was tryin 2 find my friends, when i skid across the grass, and landed in the mud. messing up my pants, and shirt. every1 laughed, and i tried to laugh too, but it was so embarring. i envr run at skool anymore. - \"miss mud\" aka Erika |
| Our school has stairs, and I was wearing a very flowy skirt. All of a suddena big gust of wind came while I was walking down stairs and my skirt whent all the way up!!! To make things worse, there was a guy in the back of me!!! I tried despretly to push the skirt down, but the wind was to strong! It was so embarrasing!!!! |
| I was walking out of the local movie theatre after having just seen a movie. As I was walking down the hall towards the exit I noticed that a guy coming from the other direction kept looking at me. Feeling flattered that I could attract someone's notice I made eye contact and gave him a little smile. He kept looking at me as we passed. When I got out to the car and looked in the rear view mirror I saw that I had a big piece of popcorn stuck to my cheek. - Angela |
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