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Advice for Aliens and Monsters on the Rampage...
Inoculate before invasion.

Don't terrorize around nuclear power stations.

No matter how pretty the girl is, leave her alone. It's almost guaranteed that your anatomies (not to mention your biologies) are incompatible.

If your planet desperately needs women, chances are you can get them without invasion by simply offering job and pay equity.

 

Don't route all power through the Mothership.

Don't climb tall buildings to evade capture unless you can fly from the top.

Always pretend to be immune to gunfire. People will only shoot at you if they think it'll do some good.

Don't lay your eggs in a major metropolitan subway system. Find a nice secluded cave.

If you can outbreed your enemies, don't go for the brute force takeover.

© 2002 by John VanSickle from http://enphilistor.users4.50megs.com . Permission to quote for non-commerical use is granted, provided that this copyright notice is included. Permission to link from non-commericial Web pages is granted. All other rights reserved.
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