| I'm
trying to cut down. |
| I
have to sit up with a sick ant. |
| I
think you want the OTHER [your name] . |
| I
prefer to remain an enigma. |
| I
have to stay home and see if I snore. |
| My
Dress For Obscurity class meets then. |
| My
palm reader advised against it. |
| I
have to jog my memory. |
| I'm
going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for
me. |
| Having
fun gives me prickly heat. |
| I
have to thaw some karate chops for dinner. |
| I'm
going to count the bristles in my toothbrush. |
| I
have to go to court for kitty littering. |
| I'm
having my baby shoes bronzed. |
| I
have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar. |
| I'm
up to my elbows in waxy buildup. |
| My
uncle escaped again. |
| I
have to rotate my crops. |
| I'm
observing National Apathy Week. |
| I've
been traded to Cincinnati. |
| I'm
going to be old someday. |
| I
have to study for a blood test. |
| My
favorite commercial is on TV. |
| You
know how we psychos are. |
| I'm
writing a love letter to Richard Simmons. |
| I'm
waiting to see if I'm already a winner. |
| I
have to bleach my hare. |
| My
bathroom tiles need grouting. |
| I'm
trying to be less popular. |
| I
feel a song coming on. |
| I
promised to help a friend fold road maps. |
| I'm
uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others. |
| I
have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship. |
| There
are important world issues that need worrying about. |
| I
have too much guilt. |
| I
have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair. |
| I'm
too old/young for that stuff. |
| it
down. |
| I
just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put |
| Basil
Metabolism. |
| I'm
running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named |
| My
mother would never let me hear the end of it. |
| I
never go out on days that end in "Y." |
| My
chocolate-appreciation class meets that night. |
| I'm
touring China with a wok band. |
| My
yucca plant is feeling yucky. |
| I'm
attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer. |
| I'm
making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator." |
| I
changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out. |
| People
are blaming me for the Spanish-American War. |
| I'm
having all my plants neutered. |
| I
have to be on the next train to Bermuda. |
| None
of my socks match. |
| I
have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. |
| I've
got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting. |
| The
last time I went, I never came back. |
| I
left my body in my other clothes. |
| I'm
giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store. |
| My
subconscious says no. |
| I
have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. |
| It's
too close to the turn of the century. |
| I
don't want to leave my comfort zone. |
| I
have to fulfill my potential. |
| My
plot to take over the world is thickening. |
| I
made an appointment with a cuticle specialist. |
| I've
come down with a really horrible case of something or other. |
| I'm
converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian. |
| I
have to fluff my shower cap. |
| I'm
taking punk totem pole carving. |
| The
monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots. |
| My
Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then. |
| I'll
be looking for a parking space. |
| The
grunion are running. |
| I'm
being deported. |
| I'm
going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise. |
| I'm
worried about my vertical hold. |
| I'm
sandblasting my oven. |
| I'm
attending the opening of my garage door. |
| My
patent is pending. |
| I'm
getting my overalls overhauled. |
| I'm
in training to be a household pest. |
| I'm
trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. |
| My
crayons all melted together. |
| I'm
planning to go downtown to try on gloves. |
| I'm
going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl. |
| I
have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. |
| I'm
teaching my ferret to yodel. |
| I
have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted. |
| I'm
doing door-to-door collecting for static cling. |
| There's a disturbance in the Force. |
| I'm
enrolled in aerobic scream therapy. |
| I
did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. |
| I'm
building a pig from a kit. |
| It
wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People. |
| It's
my parakeet's bowling night. |
| I'm
staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture. |
| I've
been scheduled for a karma transplant. |
| The
man on television told me to say tuned. |
| The
President said he might drop in. |
| I
want to spend more time with my blender. |
| I've
dedicated my life to linguini. |
| I
have to floss my cat. |
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