| Id
love to but... Im already going out with sombody much cuter than you. |
| Id
love to but... I have Constipation |
| I'd
love to but.....You have popped my bubble. |
| I'd
love to but.....I have to tape the Official Boy George fan club meeting
tomight on the t.v. |
| I'd
love to but.....I have to finish my replica of the Efel tower that
i have made out of popsicle sticks. |
| I'd
love to... but my orange juice box said concentrate. |
| I'd
love too...........but I'm having my in grown toe nail removed....
wanna see? |
| I'd
love too..........but I'm getting a tattoo. |
| I'd
love too........ but I meet my psychiatrist every friday |
| I'd
love too........ but our weekly star trek meeting is held then |
| I'd
love too........but I cant be bothered. |
| I'd
love to but... fred flintstone's stalking me. |
| I'd
love to but... ive got the runs |
| I'd
Love To But............But My Boyfriend says no. |
| I'd
love to go, I just don't like you. |
| i'd
love to but....... i farted and if i get up it will smell REALLY bad! |
| I'd
love to go on another date but its my other girlfriends turn |
| I'd
love to but... I'm in a place where I don't know where I am |
| i'd
love to, but ....... i gotta go walk my turtle. |
| i'd
love to but... life just handed me socks and now i have to arrange
them. |
| i'd
love to but... I have to go wash my llama |
| I'd
love to but.... I don't want to be seen with you, no offence or anything. |
| i'd
love to but i have to iron my sheets |
| i'd
love to.. but im busing chewing my nails. it requires a lot of concentration. |
| I'd
love to but........ I have to sort socks |
| I'd
love to but...I have to pull my popsical out of my dogs nose. |
| I'd
love to but ive fallen and cant get up. |
| I'd
love to but.... You do it. |
| I'd
love to but... its evil |
| I'd
love to but... my dogs teaching me to bark. |
| I'd
love to, but I'm about to die. So I think it's best if I stayed here. |
| Id
love to but jupiter's in my rising |
| I'd
love to but my mom said I had to rub her feet tonight |
| I'd
love to but my leg itches |
| I'd
love to but rob says no |
| I'd
love to but the queen of roses has left me with nothin but thorns |
| i'd
love to....but i have to read my handbook of elements |
| i'd
love to...but i'm too busy staring at the sun |
| id
love to, it's just that my dog died and i have to flush it down the
toilet |
| "I’d
love to but...I'm too busy ignoring you." |
| I'd
love to but... I have to do the dishes/do the laundry/clean my room |
| i'd
love to but... my mums grown her nose back. |
| I'd
love to but... god is calling me |
| I'd
love to but... i heard that my imagenary friend died |
| I'd
love to but... i half to think of an excuse |
| I'd
love to but.......I have to de-worm my Grandma |
| I'd
love to but.... I fell into a shredder. |
| I'd
love to, but....I have to change the air in my tires. |
| I'd
love to but .......i have to comb my cat |
| I'd
love to but.... I'm ironing my grandparents. |
| I'd
love to but...I'm dusting my duster. |
| I'd
love to but...I got sucked into a hoover. |
| I'd
love to but........My blueberry muffins are burning. |
| I'd
love to but........Im going to the butchers to watch the chickens
rotating. |
| I'd
love to but........I've got a severe case of leprosy. |
| I'd
love to but........I can't speak any english. |
| I'd
love to but........I have to go and lay an egg. |
| I'd
love to but........I'm migrating south for the winter. |
| I'd
love to but........I'm waxing my armpits. |
| i'd
love to but my dad just jumped out of a window |
| i'd
love to but...i have to break my great grand mother out of jail |
| "i'd
love to but im fat" |
| I'd
love you to but ... i wouldn't know what family im in |
| id
love to but....sshh im sleeping! |
| I'd
love to but.... I have to breed my spoon and fork or else the world
shall run out of sporks |
| I'd
love to but I have to eat my cat |
| I'd
love to, but...my toaster is having quadruplets and I have to name
them. |
| I'd
love to but... There is an angry mob outside my front door and back
door and I can't get out |
| I
LOVE TO BUT .... I HAVE TO WAX MY BUTT HAIRS |
| I'd
love to, but I have to take my goldfish out for a walk. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm preening my duck |
| i'd
love to... but the government has me subject to random inspection |
| I'd
love to but... my inner child is too young for things of THAT sort
of nature |
| I'd
love to, but no. |
I'd
love to but... I'm looking at Excuselist.com trying to find excuses
for
all of the other events I'm trying to get out of. |
| I'd
love to but...my butt got stuck in the toilet, again! |
| I'd
love to but . . . I have to rotate the tire on my unicycle. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to take the cat to the dry cleaners. |
| I'd
love to but... I've got silver hair, gold teeth and a lead butt, I'm
filthy rich! |
| I'd
love to but... I just had a frontal labotomy. |
| I'd
love to but... my dog needs to have a flea bath. |
| I'd
love to but... I have a wedding to plan, a wife to murder and a kingdom
to blame for it - I am swamped. |
| I'd
love to but... I've been sitting in this chair and my butt has fallen
asleep. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm donating a kidney later. |
| I'd
love to but... The voices said evil things might happen 'cause your're
bad. |
| I'd
love to but... I'd be happy to after I bungee jump off of the Golden
Gate Bridge without the bungee cord. |
| I'd
love to but... I was doing yoga exercises and got stuck. |
| I'd
love to but... No hablo Ingles (I do not speak english). |
| I'd
love to but... but I don't wanna. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm sorry, I built a circular drive-way and now I can't
get out. |
| I'd
love to but... sorry...I'm sacrificing you to my evil Gods of death
and havoc that night. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to re-chain my bicycle. |
| I'd
love to but... The Earth's about to get destroyed, I've got to find
a ride off. |
| I'd
love to but... My psychic advised me otherwise. |
| I'd
love to but... That's the night I stimulate my gums. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm steamcleaning my WonderBra. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm busy taking all the sponges out of the ocean to
see how much deeper it gets. |
| I'd
love to but... I've been arrested for heckling at the Ballet. |
| I'd
love to but... Ed McMahon and Dick Clark wrote "It's Official..."
so, I'm waiting. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm expecting a subpoena from Ken Starr. |
| I'd
love to but... I've got a highway pizza in the oven and I have to
watch that it doesn't burn. |
| I'd
love to but... I can't come in, that bright ball in the sky is blinding
me. |
| I'd
love to but... My hair hurts. |
| I'd
love to but... When an egg dish flops - those hens must have had a
rough night. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm still looking for my other arm. |
| I'd
love to but... Some big kids made me do it. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm sorry I can't, I'm busy reading excuses. |
| I'd
love to but... I got snowed in. |
| I'd
love to but... I lost my contact - I can't see. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to deworm my kitten. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to deguass my monitor. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm passing a stone. |
| I'd
love to but... I accidently took some ex-lax with my prozac this morning.
I've been sitting on the can all day, but I feel great. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm pruning my fishing lures. |
| I'd
love to but... The lawn's turned into a jungle. |
| I'd
love to but... I need to clean my carpet with a toothbrush. |
| I'd
love to but... I have a date in Transylvania. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm painting my toenails. |
| I'd
love to but... My computer needs tuning. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to follow the directions on my orange juice
container (concentrate). |
| I'd
love to but... |
| I'd
love to but... I'm right in the middle of knitting my bellybutton
lint into a cardigan for my elephant. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to finish making my ear wax sculpture. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm sorry, I'll be abducted by a flying saucer at 9. |
| I'd
love to but... I ran out of Prozac and I just can't go on. |
| I'd
love to but... The voices say that if I go to work/school, then I
will have to sacrifice an animal/small child/virgin. |
| I'd
love to but... It's against my religion. |
| I'd
love to but... My cat has a yeast infection. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm going to catalog my cutlery collection. |
| I'd
love to but... The jury is still out. |
| I'd
love to but... I've already used up eight of my nine lives. |
| I'd
love to but... I need to eat some food for thought. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm trying to cut down. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to sit up with a sick ant. |
| I'd
love to but... I think you want the OTHER [your name]. |
| I'd
love to but... I prefer to remain an enigma. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to stay home and see if I snore. |
| I'd
love to but... My Dress For Obscurity class meets then. |
| I'd
love to but... My palm reader advised against it. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to jog my memory. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone
is looking for me. |
| I'd
love to but... Having fun gives me prickly heat. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to go to court for kitty littering. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm having my baby shoes bronzed. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup. |
| I'd
love to but... My uncle escaped again. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to rotate my crops. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm observing National Apathy Week. |
| I'd
love to but... I've been traded to Cincinnati. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm going to be old someday. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to study for a blood test. |
| I'd
love to but... My favorite commercial is on TV. |
| I'd
love to but... You know how we psychos are. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to bleach my hare. |
| I'd
love to but... My bathroom tiles need grouting. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm trying to be less popular. |
| I'd
love to but... I feel a song coming on. |
| I'd
love to but... I promised to help a friend fold road maps. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship. |
| I'd
love to but... There are important world issues that need worrying
about. |
| I'd
love to but... I have too much guilt. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my
hair. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm too old/young for that stuff. |
| I'd
love to but... I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands"
and I can't put it down. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange
student named Basil Metabolism. |
| I'd
love to but... My mother would never let me hear the end of it. |
| I'd
love to but... I never go out on days that end in "Y". |
| I'd
love to but... My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm touring China with a wok band. |
| I'd
love to but... My yucca plant is feeling yucky. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew
in My Refrigerator". |
| I'd
love to but... I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out. |
| I'd
love to but... People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm having all my plants neutered. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to be on the next train to Bermuda. |
| I'd
love to but... None of my socks match. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. |
| I'd
love to but... I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting. |
| I'd
love to but... The last time I went, I never came back. |
| I'd
love to but... I left my body in my other clothes. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store. |
| I'd
love to but... My subconscious says no. |
| I'd
love to but... I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. |
| I'd
love to but... It's too close to the turn of the century. |
| I'd
love to but... I don't want to leave my comfort zone. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to fulfill my potential. |
| I'd
love to but... My plot to take over the world is thickening. |
| I'd
love to but... I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist. |
| I'd
love to but... I've come down with a really horrible case of something
or other. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to fluff my shower cap. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm taking punk totem pole carving. |
| I'd
love to but... The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to
eat more dots. |
| I'd
love to but... My Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then. |
| I'd
love to but... I'll be looking for a parking space. |
| I'd
love to but... The grunion are running. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm being deported. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm worried about my vertical hold. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm sandblasting my oven. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm attending the opening of my garage door. |
| I'd
love to but... My patent is pending. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm getting my overalls overhauled. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm in training to be a household pest. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying
yes. |
| I'd
love to but... My crayons all melted together. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. |
| I'd
love to but... I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still
wanted. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling. |
| I'd
love to but... There's a disturbance in the Force. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy. |
| I'd
love to but... I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm building a pig from a kit. |
| I'd
love to but... It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People. |
| I'd
love to but... It's my parakeet's bowling night. |
| I'd
love to but... I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture. |
| I'd
love to but... I've been scheduled for a karma transplant. |
| I'd
love to but... The man on television told me to say tuned. |
| I'd
love to but... The President said he might drop in. |
| I'd
love to but... I want to spend more time with my blender. |
| I'd
love to but... I've dedicated my life to linguini. |
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