| when
you get pulled over for going through a red light say "im sorry
officer, i thought it was a christmas decoration" |
| I
was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are not other
cars around, that's how far ahead they are! |
| Sorry,
Officer, I didn’t realize my radar wasn’t plugged in. |
| I
was speeding to to get you to notice me so we could exchange numbers!!(
4 speeding tickets) |
| (For
American's caught speeding in Canada...) What's a kilometer? |
| im
sorry officer...i just got brest implants and wearing a seatbelt hurts... |
| sorry
officer well you see what happened is when i reached for my crack
pipe my gun fell off my lap getting lodged under the gas pedal forcing
me to speed out of control |
| Sorry
officer...I'm from Canada. |
| "I'm
sorry Officer, but I already have a date!" |
| "But
Officer, I couldn't have been driving 60 miles per hour in a 35 miles
per hour zone. I haven't been driving for an hour!" A true excuse
by a little old lady. |
| No
thanks...i gotta drive |
| Ooh
officer i'd love to wear ur handcuffs for awhile but...i really have
to get home! my husband is going to find my lover locked in the basement |
| Please
ociffer, i swear to drunk im not god. |
| Sorry
Officer, i ran over a banana peel |
| OOOOhh
your a policeman?!?!? I thought you were just another speeder!!! I
was trying to get away so you didnt hit me! |
| "I'm
sorry officer but dunken donuts is right ahead not here." |
| Sorry
officer, I was trying to kill a bug under my gas pedal (For speeding
tickets) |
| If
I was speeding, you probably where speeding to catch me, so how bout
we forget abut the whole thing! |
| I'm
sorry I was speeding officer but I have diarrhea. |
| So
that’s what those signs are there for. |
| (Running
a stop sign) I’m sorry officer; I thought the sign said POTS.
(Dyslexic) |
| I'm
sorry, Officer, but my child has to use the bathroom |
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