| I
was late for class because i was fighting with a kid who said that
you werent the best teacher in the world |
| Excuse
my daughter for being absent for three weeks. She's going to have
a baby |
| I
did my homework, but I just forgot to write it down! |
| I
was feeding my dog some bisqits, and she thought my homework was the
bisqit. Just quimsidental i say! HEHE!! |
| Please
excuse Jimmy from school his hair hurt. |
| Kayla
did not have her homework today because last night aliens abducted
it. |
| Student:
" Miss! Would you punish someone for something they didn't do?" |
| Please
excuse sarah from school for this month. She has mild bladder weakness
and has a heavy period. Thanyou Muchly. |
| on
the way to school i was feeding the ducks and my homework fell in |
| I'm
going through puberty! |
| i
did my home work on the computer but it broke so i couldn't print
it off for you. |
| please
excuse shyann from gym today she was watching t.v. yestuday and strained
her eyes so now she can't focus well |
| Please
excuse bob from school this week as he has to attend his grandmothers
aunties uncles friends cousins dentists pets vets mums sisters daughters
speech on .......................stuff and she will be talking about
rather alot of stuff. |
| Alex
had constapation and exploded at breakfast.We have stiched him back
together now.Sorry for any inconveniece caused. |
| Please
excuse so and so from P.E. Today. As a member of the marching band,
those band kids are constantly playing each others instruments, and
she has a yucky mouthepice disease on her lips from playing the tuba. |
| "I
have anal glaucoma-- I don't see my ass coming to class today." |
| Please
excuse Jordan from school forever, because she has some weird desease
called freckles. |
| i
made my homework into a paper plane and it was highjacked |
| Sorry
<teacher's name>, My dog ate my homework, then my science project
ate my dog. |
| i
was so busy lastnight i forgot my homework |
| I
did my homework but then i ate it. Would you like me to try to go
to the bathroom? |
| I
can't go to school today because I irritated my aunt. |
| Please
excuse Cori from school today, she claims to have a disease from over
exposure to homework, and needs to start chemo therapy. |
| I
was walking to school when a baby jumped on my leg crawled up my back
and sucked the homework out of my bag. I think it was a mutated baby. |
| i
swear i did my homework but i was abducted by aliens and they stole
it. |
| I was tardy for class because my foot got stuck in the toliet |
| please
exuse bob from school because the dog had a headache |
| I
could not do my homework as my house burnt down and i managed to save
everything except my homework. |
| Jones
wanted to come to school, but he's busy playing games (parent's name) |
| i
wasn't in class yesterday cause i didn't want to go |
| I
spilt lemonade on my homework and its drying on the radiator at home. |
| Please
excuse my tardiness, My Mother took Drugs while she was pregnant with
me. |
| My
underwear was too tight, it was cutting off the circulation to my
brain! |
| Excuse
Zac for he fell down the stairs studying for his algebra test. |
| Please
excuse Samantha from swimming today because of her plumbing problems.(period). |
| Molly
will not be attending school today because her fish died and we're
planning the flushing. |
| I
ate my homework because I didn't have any ice cream, but it had all
the answers on it so it made me smarter. |
| Please
excuse bob from school today as constipation has made him uptight. |
| I'm
sorry, but I can't turn in my homework because my cat threw up on
it. Want to see? |
| Dear
<teacher's name>, Seth will not coming to school because of
your ugly face, your bucked teeth, and your smelly farts. That is
all. <Parent’s name> |
| I’m
tardy because I am protesting against the nature of clocks. |
"I
was going to go to school today, but my doctor recommended not doing
anything that causes me stress." |
| Mom
ate it, she's heavily pregnant and having very odd cravings |
| Sorry
I was late; the bell rang before I got here |
| My
mom put my homework in the washer. |
| Didn't
You feel The Earthquake? |
| My
mom forgot to wake me up. |
| I
got stuck in the elevator. |
| My
baby brother threw up on my home work. |
| I
got mugged on the way to school and they took my Bag with the homework
in it. |
| My
sister ate it... (I don't really recommend you to use it.) |
| My
dog has mistaken my homework for that GOSH DAMN newspaper. |
| I
was absent because I got my head caught in the power window of the
car. |
| I
won't be in class because my dog chipped my tooth. |
| I
was late for class because the bell rang before I got here!! |
| Al
was not in school yesterday because he was didn't feel like going. |
| Oh,
sorry [teachers name], the cafeteria food made me delirious. |
| I'm
sorry I can't come to school today because I have toemonia! |
| I'm
sorry Tyler can't go to school today because his hormones are raging. |
| I'm
sorry but my baby sitter flushed my homework down the toilet. |
| Please
excuse my son from school yesterday, he has gangrene and cock itch. |
| Please
excuse Bob from school from Sep. 1 - Nov. 1, he had to attend a religious
sacrificial giving ceremony on Indian grounds. |
| Please
excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor. |
| Gloria
was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. |
| Please
excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. |
| Please
excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not
breed well. |
| My
daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend
with the Marines. |
| Sally
won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. |
| Please
excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the
Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought
it was Sunday. |
| I
kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because
I don't know what size she wear. |
| Please
excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. |
| Irving
was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. |
| Please
excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots
leak. |
| Please
excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. |
| Megan
could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very
close veins. |
| Carlos
was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt
in the growing part. |
| John
has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. |
| Please
excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a
tree and misplaced his hip. |
| Please
excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. |
| Dear
School: Excuses. Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,
30, 31, 32, and also 33. |
| Please
excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. |
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