| Fishing Excuse: Tackle in other tackle box. |
| Fishing Excuse: New equipment |
| Fishing Excuse: Recent thunderstorms |
| Fishing Excuse: Fish "Slapping lure with their tails" |
| Fishing Excuse: Fish "Hitting Short" |
| Fishing Excuse: Neither fishing major or minor |
| Fishing Excuse: Bragged about last trip |
| Fishing Excuse: Jinxed |
| Fishing Excuse: Gloated about successful prior trip |
| Fishing Excuse: Followed another fisherman's advice |
| Fishing Excuse: Shakedown trip (checking equipment out) |
| Fishing Excuse: Inept captain |
| Fishing Excuse: Inept netter |
| Fishing Excuse: Short net handle |
| Fishing Excuse: Fish hit during nature call |
| Fishing Excuse: Not watching downrigger |
| Fishing Excuse: Hooks dull |
| Fishing Excuse: Upper level low (Bonehead) |
| Fishing Excuse: West wind |
| Fishing Excuse: North wind |
| Fishing Excuse: Should have fished elsewhere |
| Fishing Excuse: Couldn't see landmarks |
| Fishing Excuse: Lost fishing coordinates |
| Fishing Excuse: Others fishing our spot |
| Fishing Excuse: Cloudy |
| Fishing Excuse: Trolling motor troubles |
| Fishing Excuse: Partner not fishing seriously |
| Fishing Excuse: Gear not working properly |
| Fishing Excuse: South wind |
| Fishing Excuse: Water too rough |
| Fishing Excuse: Didn't have enough time |
| Fishing Excuse: Treble hooks |
| Fishing Excuse: Single hook |
| Fishing Excuse: Didn't have right lure color |
| Fishing Excuse: Didn't have right lure action |
| Fishing Excuse: Not enough bait fish |
| Fishing Excuse: Too many bait fish |
| Fishing Excuse: Trolling wrong directions |
| Fishing Excuse: Fish facing wrong way |
| Fishing Excuse: Wrong moon phase |
| Fishing Excuse: Too windy to control boat |
| Fishing Excuse: Sunny |
| Fishing Excuse: Foggy |
| Fishing Excuse: No currents |
| Fishing Excuse: Fish are not here (or they'd be hitting) |
| Fishing Excuse: The lake needs a good storm to stir them up. |
| Fishing Excuse: Fish shut down just before we started |
| Fishing Excuse: Too calm |
| Fishing Excuse: Barometer falling. |
| Fishing Excuse: East wind |
| Fishing Excuse: Wind "clocking" around |
| Fishing Excuse: Barometer rising |
| Fishing Excuse: Currents too strong |
| Running Excuse: The sushi I ate last night came back to haunt
me. |
| Running Excuse: Those hills were brutal. |
| Running Excuse: I left my race at the track workout. |
| Running Excuse: I didn't get this excuse from the website my
baby toes were really swollen. |
| Running Excuse: My fill in the blank hurt. |
| Running Excuse: The surface was too soft. |
| Running Excuse: The surface was too hard. |
| Running Excuse: I decided to use this race as a training run. |
| Running Excuse: I ate too much this morning. |
| Running Excuse: I didn't have enought to eat this morning. |
| Running Excuse: I couldn't break out of the pack. |
| Running Excuse: I just wanted to run for fun. |
| Running Excuse: I didn't get enough sleep last night. |
| Running Excuse: This is the first time I ever wore these shoes. |
| Running Excuse: It was too dry. |
| Running Excuse: It was too humid. |
| Running Excuse: It was too cold. |
| Running Excuse: It was too hot. |
| Running Excuse: I changed to a different coffee this morning. |
| Running Excuse: I forgot my Vespa sports drink. |
| Running Excuse: I went out too slow. |
| Running Excuse: I went out too fast. |
| Running Excuse: There was a rock in my shoe. |
| Shooting Excuse: "I had to take a pee break after the 25th
shot, and when I came back my nil position had shifted so I had to
re-calibrate my rifle, which took a few shots" |
| Shooting Excuse: "well, on our course it's always cool, and
on this court it wasn't. I'm not used to that" |
| Shooting Excuse: "the lighting wasn't good enough" |
| Shooting Excuse: "I had a small wound on my left hand, and
that glove doesn't sweat so the sweat got in it. that was very irritating" |
| Shooting Excuse: "I had just oiled my glove, so my hand kept
sliding down my rilfe" |
| Shooting Excuse: "I had just oiled my leather jacket, so the
rifle kept sliding down my shoulder" |
| Shooting Excuse: "the trainer told me to take my time, but
my time was starting to run out so I didn't have the time to concentrate
well on those last ten shots" |
| Shooting Excuse: "well, I'm not shooting well so next year
I'll be in C instead of B, so I'll actually have a chance of winning" |
| Shooting Excuse: "my target transporter kept stopping when
it was halfway so I had to constantly press the button again which
threw me off my concentration" |
| Shooting Excuse: "the target transporters were too noisy" |
| Shooting Excuse: "I'm not used to facing the wall" |
| Shooting Excuse: "the guy in front of me was lefthanded, and
I'm not used to looking somebody in the face" |
| Shooting Excuse: "try to concentrate with a girl like that
right in front of you" |
| Shooting Excuse: "the guy beside me kept shooting 10s and I
got envious so I couldn't concentrate" |
| Shooting Excuse: "I'm not used to having a video camera pointed
at my target aswell. it makes me nervous to know that everybody can
see what I shoot" |
| Shooting Excuse: "it's too noisy here, I can't concentrate" |
| Shooting Excuse: "halfway my bullets ran out, and I wasn't
used to the new one" |
| Shooting Excuse: "my trigger wasn't screwed on right, it kept
shifting its position" |
| Shooting Excuse: "somebody must have changed my trigger pressure" |
| Shooting Excuse: "I use a glass bead, and forgot to clean it" |
| Shooting Excuse: "I used the wrong bead" |
| Shooting Excuse: "I screwed my diopter on at the wrong mark" |
| Shooting Excuse: "oh, you have to hit THAT white dot? geez...
isn't 0.5 millimetres a bit small to hit from 10 metres?" |
| Shooting Excuse: "I wanted to punch out the black by making
a perfect circle around it" |
| Shooting Excuse: "the targets were too badly lighted" |
| Shooting Excuse: "that TL tube was flickering" |
| Shooting Excuse: "never did a 60 shot match before. I'm used
to 40 so I got tired on the last 20" |
| Shooting Excuse: "it was so hot in there that my cheek kept
sliding off the wood of my rifle" |
| Shooting Excuse: "it was so goddamn hot inthere that my glasses
kept sliding down my nose" |
| Shooting Excuse: "I'm used to 10 metres. I think that was 12" |
| Shooting Excuse: "I need to replace the spring. the speed of
my bullets vary too much" |
| Shooting Excuse: "my bullets were slightly dented because the
road was too bumpy" |
| Shooting Excuse: "forgot to put the bullet in" |
| Archery Excuse: I'm just trying to SCARE the bullseye |
| Archery Excuse: There was a very nice girl walking by |
| Archery Excuse: My bow slipped because my hands are full of
vasiline |
| Archery Excuse: I did it on purpose. |
| Archery Excuse: My arrows are to expensive so I didn't try
to group them today |
| Archery Excuse: Well it was a ten when I let go of the string |
| Archery Excuse: My friend told me I had a screw loose |
| Archery Excuse: I always hate to break my nock and put holes
in fletchings |
| Archery Excuse: About the time that I pulled the trigger I
noticed just how tight her jeans really were. |
| Archery Excuse: The wind was blowing from the back and my hair
got in the way of my eyes! |
| Archery Excuse: I became one with my arrow, but I left my bow
in the truck. |
| Archery Excuse: I'm a flatlander and I never shoot hills like
this!!! |
| Archery Excuse: Cold weather, high pressure altitude, &
100% humidity caused arrow to drop below target- I think. |
| Archery Excuse: The batteries went dead in my walkman, or there
was a song change half way through the shot |
| Archery Excuse: What do ya mean,"Three bull's eyes arn't good
enough?" |
| Archery Excuse: The Teacher was wearing yellow, how the heck
was i supposed to know which YELLOW target to aim for? |
| Archery Excuse: It was lunch time so i wanted to get it over
with so i could eat |
| Archery Excuse: My trigger went off prematurely. |
| Archery Excuse: I forgot to put an arrow in my bow |
| Archery Excuse: I picked up the wrong bow. |
| Archery Excuse: I had a full bladder. |
| Archery Excuse: The release went off and I wasn't ready ! |
| Archery Excuse: It was so old out my fingers were frostbitten,
so I couldn't pull through my clicker. |
| Archery Excuse: I paid for a whole target, I use the WHOLE
target |
| Archery Excuse: I wasn't shooting very well, 'cause I was half
asleep! |
| Archery Excuse: My boobs got in the way |
| Archery Excuse: My lucky hat wasn't on backwards. |
| Archery Excuse: The helicopter, aircraft, glider et. al. caused
a wind shift |
| Archery Excuse: Well...i was testing the direction of the wind! |
| Archery Excuse: Broom handles make good line cutters but don't
shoot worth a damn! |
| Archery Excuse: all I needed was just one more arrow. |
| Archery Excuse: I neglected to allow for the rotation of the
earth again! |
| Archery Excuse: My nose hairs got caught in the string !!! |
| Archery Excuse: Why did I miss? Well for once I wanted to see
what it felt like. |
| Archery Excuse: Don't blame me; it's so cold my spin wings
are breaking in mid air! |
| Archery Excuse: f-f-flinch.... I n-never f-f-flinch |
| Archery Excuse: I lost my sight in action |
| Archery Excuse: The guy behind me was chanting Miss it, miss
it. |
| Archery Excuse: Thats just an optical illusion. |
| Archery Excuse: My breath fogged my scope. |
| Archery Excuse: Your target was too easy so I picked a different
one. |
| Archery Excuse: Who said I missed!? |
| Archery Excuse: Oh....You mean I was supposed to hit THAT target? |
| Archery Excuse: That arrow has been flying funny all day. |
| Archery Excuse: I don't want all the other people hitting my
nocks if I put it in the 10 on that 3-D target!!!!! |
| Archery Excuse: Need to get my limbs tuned! My right limb will
not release when my left limb crosses the target. |
| Archery Excuse: Just as I was locked on the inner 10 and was
about to release there was an earth tremor! |
| Archery Excuse: Practice makes perfect I don't want to be that
good |
| Archery Excuse: The humidity is so high, it weighted my arrow
down, or maybe the air is too thick, causing my arrow to go too slow? |
| Archery Excuse: The pretty archer beside me. (HMMMMM) |
| Archery Excuse: The string got caught on my moustache! |
| Archery Excuse: I was just aiming where your arrows hit on
the target to keep you company. |
| Archery Excuse: Low flying aircraft causes air turbulent |
| Archery Excuse: I haven't had that lobotomy yet... I'm still
thinking when I shoot. |
| Archery Excuse: The earth moved. |
| Archery Excuse: A bee stung my trigger finger. |
| Archery Excuse: What do you mean am I lefthanded ? |
| Archery Excuse: got my nose tangled in the string too.... |
| Archery Excuse: Sorry, held my bow upside down... |
| Archery Excuse: I left my arrows at home. |
| Archery Excuse: I suffer from Fast-Flite embolism - I have
a clot on the string! |
| Archery Excuse: At 90m I have to place my bowsight under my
arrow, so I can't aim before I am about to release. |
| Archery Excuse: The sunlight came from behind and pushed at
my fletches. |
| Archery Excuse: There is a magnetic anomaly to the left(right,
high, low). |
| Archery Excuse: My wife won't let me practice in the living
room anymore! |
| Archery Excuse: I Made My Bow Sleep By Herself Last Night |
| Archery Excuse: My Arrows And My Bow Were Having A Little Dissagreement |
| Archery Excuse: I Couldn't See The Gold Was To Bright so My
Arrows Kept Veering Off!!! |
| Archery Excuse: The Snow Got In My Eyes |
| Archery Excuse: I just wanted to give others a chance to beat
me! |
| Archery Excuse: I did this one on purpose. |
| Archery Excuse: All my arrows are bent |
| Archery Excuse: The photographer standing behind me was taking
pictures and going click, click, click |
| Archery Excuse: The arrow was too fast, it thought it was a
ten before it was an eight |
| Archery Excuse: They are just not going were I point them |
| Archery Excuse: I had a tricky calm to deal with |
| Archery Excuse: The lines on the grass aren't straight |
| Archery Excuse: There was movement behind the target |
| Archery Excuse: Rain on my glasses |
| Archery Excuse: No wind |
| Archery Excuse: I just did not want to wear out the centre
of the boss. |
| Archery Excuse: Well ... the bar was open |
| Archery Excuse: I didn't punch the trigger. There was a mosquito
and I tried to kill it. |
| Archery Excuse: I all of a sudden got a really bad headache. |
| Archery Excuse: The wind was blowing. |
| Archery Excuse: There was a fly in my bowsight. |
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