I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
You are a day late and a dollar short.
Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.
You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.
You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
Shock me, say something intelligent.
I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car.
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|| Ways To Say Somebody Is Stupid
Driveway doesn't quite reach the garage/street.
Any slower and he'd be in reverse.
Easier to count the bricks left than the bricks missing.
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options.
Got a life, but wasn't sure what to do with it.
Has been seen tossing bread crumbs to helicopters.
Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
Her sewing machine's been out of thread for some time now.
Lives in the same world, but a different universe.
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