Dumb


Yo Momma ...
Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong
Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice
Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice
Yo momma's so dumb she failed a survey
Yo momma's so dumb she fell up the stairs
Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store
Yo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alar
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Yo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes
Yo momma's so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Sagitarius
Yo momma's so dumb she got a part time job painting skittles
Yo momma's so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20
Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list
Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells die ALONE
Yo momma's so dumb her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box
Yo momma's so dumb her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
Yo momma's so dumb her latest invention was a glass hammer
Yo momma's so dumb her shoes say TGIF - toes go in front
Yo momma's so dumb I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail
Yo momma's so dumb I don't even understand how stupid she is
Yo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo momma's so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned
Yo momma's so dumb I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino
Yo momma's so dumb I said it was chilli outside and she ran in and got a bowl
Yo momma's so dumb I said lets go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon
Yo momma's so dumb I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod
Yo momma's so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it
Yo momma's so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail
Yo momma's so dumb I taught her how to do the running man and I havent seen her since
Yo momma's so dumb I think its a new world record
Yo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it
Yo momma's so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a ladder
Yo momma's so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart
Yo momma's so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose
Yo momma's so dumb if brains were gas she wouldnt have enough to power a fleamobile around the inside of a Froot Loop
Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change
Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change
Yo momma's so dumb instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice
Yo momma's so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
Yo momma's so dumb it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch
Yo momma's so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus
Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to listen to music
Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to watch tv
Yo momma's so dumb it takes 4 of her to screw in a light bulb
Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 4 hours to watch a 1 hour movie
Yo momma's so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice
Yo momma's so dumb it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles
Yo momma's so dumb on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911
Yo momma's so dumb people were askin her for crack and she bent over and said here
Yo momma's so dumb she actually thinks these jokes are funny
Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken
Yo momma's so dumb she asked for help to use Hamburger Helper
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said Guess so she said Levis
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what yield meant I said Slow down and she said What does yield mean?
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me whats that letter after X and I said Y she said Cause I want to know
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me Whats the number for 911?
Yo momma's so dumb she asked what time is the 12:00 lunch
Yo momma's so dumb she bought a solarpowered flashlight
Yo momma's so dumb she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home
Yo momma's so dumb she brought a cup to the movie Juice
Yo momma's so dumb she brought a doughnut back to tha shop cause it had a hole in it
Yo momma's so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check
Yo momma's so dumb she called the 7-11 store to see when they closed
Yo momma's so dumb she called the cocaine hotline to order some
Yo momma's so dumb she can't even spell acronyms correctly
Yo momma's so dumb she can't find her own house
Yo momma's so dumb she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box
Yo momma's so dumb she can't pass a drunk test when she is not even drunk
Yo momma's so dumb she can't tie her own shoe
Yo momma's so dumb she chases parked cars
Yo momma's so dumb she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side
Yo momma's so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast
Yo momma's so dumb she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice
Yo momma's so dumb she could not get into the first grade
Yo momma's so dumb she couldn't read an audio book
Yo momma's so dumb she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses
Yo momma's so dumb she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the 11 button in 911
Yo momma's so dumb she died boiling water in the toaster
Yo momma's so dumb she does not know what she is talking about
Yo momma's so dumb she forgets to pick you up at school
Yo momma's so dumb she forgets what she is thinking before she even think of it
Yo momma's so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W&Ws
Yo momma's so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged
Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants
Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor
Yo momma's so dumb she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down
Yo momma's so dumb she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home
Yo momma's so dumb she got on her knees to drink her Nehi peach drink
Yo momma's so dumb she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial
Yo momma's so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out
Yo momma's so dumb she had surgery on her butt and the doctor removed her brain
Yo momma's so dumb she has 1 toe and bought a pair of flip flops
Yo momma's so dumb she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
Yo momma's so dumb she has to use her fingers for 1 + 1
Yo momma's so dumb she invented a wheelchair with pedals
Yo momma's so dumb she jumped off a building in attempt to fly because she thought her maxi pad had wings
Yo momma's so dumb she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer: white out is on the screen
Yo momma's so dumb she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network
Yo momma's so dumb she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
Yo momma's so dumb she makes a chimp look smart
Yo momma's so dumb she makes blondes look smart
Yo momma's so dumb she makes Bush look smart
Yo momma's so dumb she makes me feel dumber just talking to her
Yo momma's so dumb she makes the rest of the world seem smarter
Yo momma's so dumb she makes toast in the freezer
Yo momma's so dumb she married Yo daddy
Yo momma's so dumb she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble
Yo momma's so dumb she needs twice as much sense to be a halfwit
Yo momma's so dumb she noticed a sign reading Wet Floor so she just did
Yo momma's so dumb she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb
Yo momma's so dumb she ordered a cheese burger from McDonalds and said Hold the cheese
Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong
Yo momma's so dumb she peals M&Ms to make chocolate chip cookies
Yo momma's so dumb she put a peep hole in a glass door
Yo momma's so dumb she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call
Yo momma's so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
Yo momma's so dumb she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept
Yo momma's so dumb she put her watch in the bank to save time
Yo momma's so dumb she put light bulbs on a christmas tree
Yo momma's so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind
Yo momma's so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house
Yo momma's so dumb she put security cameras in a glass house to see in other rooms
Yo momma's so dumb she ran out of gas leaving Texaco
Yo momma's so dumb she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather
Yo momma's so dumb she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund
Yo momma's so dumb she runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep
Yo momma's so dumb she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager
Yo momma's so dumb she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get framed
Yo momma's so dumb she saw a billboard that said Dodge Trucks and she started ducking through traffic
Yo momma's so dumb she saw her reflection on the TV and thought she was on Jeopardy
Yo momma's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Yo momma's so dumb she sold her Car for gas money
Yo momma's so dumb she sold her camera to buy film
Yo momma's so dumb she sold the house to pay the mortgage
Yo momma's so dumb she spent 30 minutes lookin at an orange juice box because it said concentrate
Yo momma's so dumb she stands up on an empty bus
Yo momma's so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back
Yo momma's so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
Yo momma's so dumb she studied for a blood test and failed
Yo momma's so dumb she studied for a drug test
Yo momma's so dumb she studied for a open book test and failed
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks 1 + 1 is 3
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks her twin lives in her mirror
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks socialism means partying
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clockradio
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks the cat in the hat is, a cat in a hat
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks we are all in the Matrix
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks WuTang is an orange flavored drink
Yo momma's so dumb she though Titanic was a new flavor of tic tac
Yo momma's so dumb she thought 2 Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
Yo momma's so dumb she thought 50 cent was a cheap payperview
Yo momma's so dumb she thought a hot meal is stolen food
Yo momma's so dumb she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court
Yo momma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund
Yo momma's so dumb she thought asphalt was a skin disease
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center
Yo momma's so dumb she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Chingy was what you say when you don't got no more money
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Condelesa Rice was a Mexican Side Dish
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority
Yo momma's so dumb she thought gangrene was another golf course
Yo momma's so dumb she thought hamburger helper came with another person
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Hot Meals were stolen food
Yo momma's so dumb she thought if she woke up fast enough she could see her self sleeping
Yo momma's so dumb she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Keith Sweat was a Body Odor
Yo momma's so dumb she thought menopause was a button on the stereo
Yo momma's so dumb she thought meow mix was music for cats
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station
Yo momma's so dumb she thought OJ Simpson some kind of fruit juice
Yo momma's so dumb she thought she could get food stamps at the post office
Yo momma's so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on soul train
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project
Yo momma's so dumb she thought St Ides was a Catholic church
Yo momma's so dumb she thought St Ides was an island in the Caribbean
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Thailand was a mens clothing store
Yo momma's so dumb she thought the board of education was a piece of wood
Yo momma's so dumb she thought the internet was something you catch fish with
Yo momma's so dumb she thought the TV guide was directions to get to the television
Yo momma's so dumb she thought WIC meant welfare is cool
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Wu Tang was an African orange drink
Yo momma's so dumb she threw a rock the ground and missed
Yo momma's so dumb she told everyone that she was illegitimate because she couldn't read
Yo momma's so dumb she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and don't Walk
Yo momma's so dumb she took a coloring book with her to see The Color Purple
Yo momma's so dumb she took a cup to see Juice
Yo momma's so dumb she took a donut to the repair shop and said it had a hole in it
Yo momma's so dumb she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig
Yo momma's so dumb she took a knife to a driveby shooting
Yo momma's so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain
Yo momma's so dumb she took lessons for a player piano
Yo momma's so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff
Yo momma's so dumb she took you to the drive-in movie theater to see Closed for the season
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building but she got lost on the way down
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drown herself in a carpool
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off of a cliff
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to mail a letter with food stamps
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to melt squeeze Parkay
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order
Yo momma's so dumb she used white out on a computer screen
Yo momma's so dumb she uses Old Spice for cooking
Yo momma's so dumb she wants to be a blonde
Yo momma's so dumb she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday
Yo momma's so dumb she was looking at a paper and I asked her what you doing? and she said watching paper view
Yo momma's so dumb she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin Free Lays
Yo momma's so dumb she was on the corner with a sign that said Will eat for food
Yo momma's so dumb she washes her hands in the toilet and craps in the sink
Yo momma's so dumb she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes
Yo momma's so dumb she wears a tshirt that says hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi
Yo momma's so dumb she went on Double Dare and when they asked her name she said I think Ill take the physical challenge
Yo momma's so dumb she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko
Yo momma's so dumb she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Burger King and thought she was a queen
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said Disney World Left so she went home
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Dodger stadium and drowned in the waves
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a pap smear
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Gap to fix her teeth
Yo momma's so dumb she went to the McDonalds drive thru and drove through the window
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Target with a handfull of darts and said lets play
Yo momma's so dumb she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Walgreens to see if the walls were really green
Yo momma's so dumb she wouldnt know up from down if she had three guesses
Yo momma's so dumb she'd have to be twice as smart to become a halfwit
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Shop Rite and shopped wrong
Yo momma's so dumb that she got stabbed in a shoot out
Yo momma's so dumb that she uses whiteout as her toothpaste
Yo momma's so dumb that she went to a family reunion to look for a date
Yo momma's so dumb that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu
Yo momma's so dumb that under Education on her job apllication she put Hooked on Phonics
Yo momma's so dumb that when she surfed the internet she put a wetsuit on
Yo momma's so dumb that when the judge in the courtroom said Order she said Fries and a coke please
Yo momma's so dumb that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
Yo momma's so dumb she snuck on the bus and paid to get off
Yo momma's so dumb the worst six years of her life were grade three
Yo momma's so dumb she likes to mop the carpet
Yo momma's so dumb she lost her shadow
Yo momma's so dumb she gave birth to you
Yo momma's so dumb she gets lost in thought
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to steal a free sample
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to wake up a sleeping bag
Yo momma's so dumb she ordered her sushi well done
Yo momma's so dumb was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday
Yo momma's so dumb when asked on an application Sex? she marked M F and sometimes Wednesday too
Yo momma's so dumb when asked what a pronoun was she said a noun that gets paid
Yo momma's so dumb when her daughter had a hart atack she dialed 911 on the microwave
Yo momma's so dumb when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones
Yo momma's so dumb when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one she said Ok but whats the teams?
Yo momma's so dumb when I said we were playing craps she went and got toilet paper
Yo momma's so dumb when I told her to squeal like a pig she said Moo
Yo momma's so dumb when I told her to take the trash out, she moved
Yo momma's so dumb when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver she said cherry or grape?
Yo momma's so dumb when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore I said Guess and she said Ah Levis?
Yo momma's so dumb when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved
Yo momma's so dumb when she locked her keys in the car it took her all day to get yo family out
Yo momma's so dumb when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like Vroom Screech Vroom Screech
Yo momma's so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put OK
Yo momma's so dumb when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thought she was in hell
Yo momma's so dumb when she saw a Wrong Way sign in her rearview mirror she turned around
Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma's so dumb when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back
Yo momma's so dumb when she took you to the airport and a sign said Airport Left she turned around and went home
Yo momma's so dumb when she worked at McDonalds and someone ordered small fries she said Hey Boss all the small ones are gone
Yo momma's so dumb when the computer said Press any key to continue she couldn't find the Any key
Yo momma's so dumb when you she got pregnant she asked the doctor are you sure its mine?
Yo momma's so dumb when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord and said Wow it comes with cable too
Yo momma's so dumb you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears
Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is expired
Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter
Yo momma's so old her memory is in black and white
Yo momma's so old her social security card is in roman numerals
Yo momma's so old her social security number is 1
Yo momma's so old her breasts squirt out powderd milk
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything
Yo momma's so old I looked in her year book and saw jesus
Yo momma's so old i told her to act her age and she died
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer
Yo momma's so old it looks like the Wrinkle Fairy tap danced on her face
Yo momma's so old I've seen stale rasins with less wrinkles
Yo momma's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories
Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
Yo momma's so old she babysat for Jesus
Yo momma's so old she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight
Yo momma's so old she co-wrote one of the Ten Commandments
Yo momma's So old she dated moses
Yo momma's so old she got hieroglyphics on her Driver license
Yo momma's so old she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments
Yo momma's so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook
Yo momma's so old she has all the apostles in her black book
Yo momma's so old she has an autographed bible
Yo momma's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
Yo momma's so old she knew Captain Crunch while he was still a private
Yo momma's so old she knew Mr Clean when he had an afro
Yo momma's so old she left her purse on noahs ark
Yo momma's so old she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers
Yo momma's so old she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp
Yo momma's so old she owes Moses a quarter
Yo momma's so old she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch
Yo momma's so old she remembers what life was like before the ice age
Yo momma's so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur
Yo momma's so old she uses her hot flashes to heat her cup of Tea
Yo momma's so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her
Yo momma's so old she went to an antiques auction and three people bid on her
Yo momma's so old she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible
Yo momma's so old that in the back seat of your car kids don't say Are we there yet they scream Is she Dead yet
Yo momma's so old that she had Jesus tattoo the ten commandments on her back
Yo momma's so old she was a waitress at the last supper
Yo momma's So old she went blind from the big bang
Yo momma's so old she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party
Yo momma's so old she drove a chariot to high school
Yo momma's so old that when God said let the be light she hit the switch
Yo momma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo momma's so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake
Yo momma's so old the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
Yo momma's so old they ask to check her bags and she's not carrying any luggage
Yo momma's so old vultures constantly circle her house
Yo momma's so old when Moses parted the Red Sea he found her fishing on the other side
Yo momma's so old when she gave birth, you came out with Dentures
Yo momma's so old when she ran the 100 meter dash they timed her with a sundial
Yo momma's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces
Yo momma's so old when she was a kid there was no old spice it was called baby spice
Yo momma's so old when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick
Yo momma's so old when she was young rainbows were black and white
Yo momma's so old you put her in a museum instead of an old folks home
Yo momma's so po she can't even afford the last two letters
Yo momma's so poor a hobo threw a cigarette on the floor and she said Thank God we have heat
Yo momma's so poor burglars break in and leave money
Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
Yo momma's so poor even the republicans were willing to give her welfare
Yo momma's so poor her baloney ain't got no first name
Yo momma's so poor her doormat doesnt say Welcome it says Welfare
Yo momma's so poor her front and back doors are on the same hinge
Yo momma's so poor I asked her what's for dinner and she pulled out a gun and said Next one who moves
Yo momma's so poor I asked her where the facilities were and she replied Pick a corner, any corner
Yo momma's so poor I caught her trying to use food stamps in a gumball machine
Yo momma's so poor I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing Clap your hands stomp your feet praise the Lord cause we got heat
Yo momma's so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can and out she popped saying Who knocked?
Yo momma's so poor I saw her hanging the toilet paper out to dry
Yo momma's so poor I saw her in the dumpster. I said what are you doing, she said grocery shopping
Yo momma's so poor I saw her shaking a can around and asked her what she was doing and she said Redecorating
Yo momma's so poor I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut
Yo momma's so poor I stepped on her skateboard and she said Hey get off the car
Yo momma's so poor I stepped through her front door and fell out the back
Yo momma's so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs, and she screamed Whos taking down the drapes?
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her home asked if I could use her toilet and she said Sure thing its 4th tree on your right
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette butt and she said Hey who turned off the heater?
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and said Who turned off the lights?
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house asked to use the bathroom and she gave me two sticks I asked her what the sticks were for and she said Ones to hold up the ceiling the other is to fight off the roaches
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house asked to use the bathroom and she said Two buckets to your left
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house asked what was for dinner so she lit my pockets on fire and said Hot Pockets
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet
Yo momma's so poor I went into her house and flushed a cockroach down the toilet and she said Hey whered Grandma go?
Yo momma's so poor I went into her house and saw a bunch of cockroaches sittin around the toilet singin We are family
Yo momma's so poor I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard
Yo momma's so poor only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted
Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice
Yo momma's so poor she bought a tv with only two channels ON and OFF
Yo momma's so poor she bounces food stamps
Yo momma's so poor she can't afford to pay attention
Yo momma's so poor she can't even put her two cents in this conversation
Yo momma's so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus
Yo momma's so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo momma's so poor she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box
Yo momma's so poor she has to take the trash IN
Yo momma's so poor she has to wear her McDonalds uniform to church
Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice
Yo momma's so poor she put a Slurpee on layaway with food stamps
Yo momma's so poor she put free samples on layaway
Yo momma's so poor she tried to use food stamps in soda machines
Yo momma's so poor she was in KMart with a box of Hefty bags I said What are you doing? She said Buying luggage
Yo momma's so poor she watches television on an EtchASketch
Yo momma's so poor she waves an ice cube around and calls it Air conditioning
Yo momma's so poor she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house
Yo momma's so poor that she uses tumbleweed as a Xmas tree
Yo momma's so poor that when I stepped on a monopoly dollar she said get of my life savings
Yo momma's so poor that when I walked into her house with a piece of bread and droped a crumb on the floor she said now clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got something to eat
Yo momma's so poor the bank repossesed her cardboard box
Yo momma's so poor the closest thing to a car she has is a lowrider shopping cart with a box on it
Yo momma's so poor TV dinner trays are her good china
Yo momma's so poor when I asked what was for dinner she pulled her shoelaces off and said Spagetti
Yo momma's so poor when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said DING DONG
Yo momma's so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush
Yo momma's so poor when I sat on the couch a roach said Get the hell off I pay rent
Yo momma's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing she said ain't you ever seen a mobile home?
Yo momma's so poor when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley I asked her what she was doing she said Remodeling
Yo momma's so poor when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said Hey miss lost a shoe? she said Nope just found one
Yo momma's so poor when I stepped on her doormat she said Hey you can't go upstairs
Yo momma's so poor when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out
Yo momma's so poor when I was taking family portraits for you and said Cheese she went looking for the line
Yo momma's so poor when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate she said don't use the good china
Yo momma's so poor when I went to use her bathroom I saw a roach sitting on a Pepsi who said "Wait your turn"
Yo momma's so poor when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she growled don't use the good china
Yo momma's so poor when yo family watches TV they go to Sears
Yo momma's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop
Yo momma's got 1 toe and 1 knee and they call her Tony
Yo momma's got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony
Yo momma's got 3 tongues and talks like this like this like this
Yo momma's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave
Yo momma's got a afro wit a chin strap
Yo momma's got a bald head with a part and sideburns
Yo momma's got a glass eye talkin bout she can see clearly now
Yo momma's got a glass eye with a fish in it
Yo momma's got a glass eye with a shade
Yo momma's got a glass leg and uses Windex for lotion
Yo momma's got a glass leg with KoolAid in it
Yo momma's got a glass tooth with your fourth grade picture in it
Yo momma's got a house that's so dusty the Cockroaches drive around in Dune Buggies
Yo momma's got a leather wig with suede sideburns
Yo momma's got a long sleeved bra
Yo momma's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns
Yo momma's got a pair of high top flip flops
Yo momma's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns
Yo momma's got a pegleg with a kickstand
Yo momma's got a wait problem she can't wait to eat
Yo momma's got a wheelchair with 5Star rims and a clutch
Yo momma's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it
Yo momma's got a wooden leg with a real foot
Yo momma's got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it
Yo momma's got a wooden leg with an owls nest in it
Yo momma's got a wooden leg with branches
Yo momma's got a wooden leg with termites
Yo momma's got a wooden nipple and they call her Corky
Yo momma's got an afro with a turn signal
Yo momma's got an eagles nest wig
Yo momma's got an eating disorder she be eating dis order dat order she be eating all the damn orders
Yo momma's got an electric wig with a sunroof and opera lights
Yo momma's got everything a man could want
Yo momma's got fake hair fake eyes and fake nails talkin bout she wants a real man
Yo momma's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator
Yo momma's got hit upside the head with an ugly stick
Yo momma's got ingrown nipples
Yo momma's got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Yo momma's got more crack than Harlem
Yo momma's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken
Yo momma's got more weave than a dog in traffic
Yo momma's got no arms or legs and when she goes swimmin they call her Bob
Yo momma's got no ears and was trying on sunglasses
Yo momma's got no fingers talking bout how she wanted to be with the Pointer Sisters
Yo momma's got no fingers talking bout how she's gonna press charges
Yo momma's got no fingers talking bout wanted to be with the Pointer sisters
Yo momma's got no legs and always talking about how she used to kick it
Yo momma's got no legs and tried out for track
Yo momma's got no neck talkin bout how she's all choked up
Yo momma's got one ear talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story
Yo momma's got one eye and one leg and they call her IHOP
Yo momma's got one eye on the right and she's talkin bout Make this left
Yo momma's got one eye one leg one arm and one knee and they call her UNO
Yo momma's got one leg and people call her Ilene
Yo momma's got one leg talkin bout ain't no half steppin
Yo momma's got PlayDoh teeth
Yo momma's got shark teeth
Yo momma's got snakeskin teeth
Yo momma's got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger
Yo momma's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys
Yo momma's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on
Yo momma's got so many teeth missing it looks like her tounge is in jail
Yo momma's got so much dandruff she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair
Yo momma's got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts
Yo momma's got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it
Yo momma's got so much hair under her arms it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock
Yo momma's got so much weave AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines
Yo momma's got so much weave when a fly goes by her hair swats at it
Yo momma's got three fingers and a banjo
Yo momma's got three fingers and runs around stealing bowling balls
Yo momma's got three fingers talkin bout Gimme five
Yo momma's got three teeth one in her mouth and two in her pocket
Yo momma's got two fingers and she's a representative for world piece
Yo momma's got two wooden legs and one is on backward
Yo momma aint so bad she would give you the hair off of her back
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock
Yo momma's arms are so short she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear
Yo momma's ass is so fat she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs of crack
Yo momma's ass so hairy it look like bob kings boitu to pop out and say open america
Yo momma's ass is so huge she take up 5 rows in the cinema
Yo momma's been on welfare so long they put her face on the food stamps
Yo momma's blind and is seeing another man
Yo momma's booty is so big if You tell her to haul ass she gotta make 2 trips
Yo momma's breath must be taking karate because its really kickin
Yo momma's breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck
Yo momma's breath so bad she has to take prescription Tic Tac
Yo momma's breath so bad she made a tic tac run away
Yo momma's breath so stank needs odor eaters
Yo momma's breath so stank we don't know whether you need gum or toilet paper
Yo momma's breath so stank when she exhales her teeth have to duck
Yo momma's breath so stinky she needs odor eaters
Yo momma's breath so stinky when she exhales her teeth have to duck
Yo momma's breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts
Yo momma's butt is so big it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds
Yo momma's butt is so bony she put her drawers on and cut them in two
Yo momma's butt is so fat if you put numbers on it she could stamp license plates
Yo momma's car's so ugly someone broke in just to steal The CLUB
Yo momma's code so bloated she makes assembly look like C
Yo momma's crosseyed and watches TV in stereo
Yo momma's dial up internet is faster then her
Yo momma's Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat to the dump?
Yo momma's Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well Yo momma's so poor she live in a flip flop
Yo momma's drawers are so dirty the roaches check in but they don't check out
Yo momma's ears got so much wax she got a job as a candle
Yo momma's feet are so ashy it looks like she kicks flour for a living
Yo momma's feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates
Yo momma's feet are so big she could get a job helping Smokey the Bear stomp out forest fires
Yo momma's feet are so stanky she should be charged with sock abuse
Yo momma's feet so fat her sneakers need license plates
Yo momma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes
Yo momma's so fat she bit into a school bus and said where's the cream filling
Yo momma's forehead is so big you could show slides on it
Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving
Yo momma's so grouchy the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals
Yo momma's gums so black she spits Chocolate Milk
Yo momma's gums so black that she spits Yoo hoo
Yo momma's hair so greasy you could fry a chiken in it
Yo momma's hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it
Yo momma's hair so short she curls it with rice
Yo momma's hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches
Yo momma's has 10 fingers, all on the same hand
Yo momma's has 3 eyes and they call her Eyeeyeeye
Yo momma's has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo momma's has a fro with landing lights
Yo momma's has a glass eye with a fish in it
Yo momma's has a major weight problem she can't wait to eat
Yo momma's has a moustache and they call her Bob
Yo momma's has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns
Yo momma's has a short arm and can't applaude
Yo momma's has a short leg and walks in circles
Yo momma's has a wooden afro with an X carved in the back
Yo momma's has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it
Yo momma's has green hair and thinks she's a tree
Yo momma's has no arms and bought a vest
Yo momma's has one arm and swims in circles
Yo momma's has one arm and when she fights the announcer says She throws a right a right and another right
Yo momma's has one hand and a Clapper
Yo momma's has one leg and a bicycle
Yo momma's has one leg and swims in circles
Yo momma's has one tooth and they call her Chopper One
Yo momma's has one tooth and they call her DrillBit
Yo momma's has one tooth in the front and one tooth in the back talkin bout let me get a bite
Yo momma's has so many vericose veins her body could double as a road map
Yo momma's has so much hair on her upper lip she braids it
Yo momma's has so much wax in her ears I stuck a QTip in and pulled out a Sugar Daddy
Yo momma's head so big it shows up on radar
Yo momma's head so big she don't have dreams she have movies
Yo momma's head so big she has to step into her shirts
Yo momma's head so fat she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls
Yo momma's head so little could wear fruit loops as head rags
Yo momma's head so nappy when she combs her hair her teeth bleed
Yo momma's head so small she use a teabag as a pillow
Yo momma's head so small that she got her ear pierced and died
Yo momma's hips are so big people set their drinks on them
Yo momma's house so damned cold the roaches ice skate around the kitchen
Yo momma's house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies
Yo momma's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside
Yo momma's house so small her washcloth makes wall to wall carpeting
Yo momma's house so small she can't even order a large pizza
Yo momma's house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window
Yo momma's house so small the doormat just says WEL
Yo momma's house so small you have to go outside to change your mind
I don't mean to be mean but yo momma needs listerine not a sip not a swallow but the whole damn bottle
I get up faster then yo momma's falls
I got notin bad to say about yo momma, heck her face says it all
I got on the train last night they had a new sign up reading Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo momma
I heard that yo momma is on the warpath, she lost a finger and now can't count past 9
I heard yo house was made out of toilet paper why? cuz your whole family is full of crap
I saw yo momma kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving
I was speaking to your parents they told me you was such an ugly baby they had to feed you with a slingshot
I was walking down the street with yo momma and they started shooting they said hit the dirt and everyone jumped on back
If my dog had a face as ugly as yo momma's I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards
Yo momma's in a wheelchair and says You ain't gonna push me round no more
Yo momma's is not really so bad I hear she would give you the hair off her back
Yo momma's is twice the man you are
Yo momma's is ugly she is ugly as sin
Yo momma's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat and a banana they'd stick her in a zoo.
Yo momma's legs are so short she can swing them from a curve
Yo momma's like 7up never had it never will
Yo momma's like a bowling ball she always winds up in the gutter
Yo momma's like spoiled milk fat and chunky
Yo momma's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair
Yo momma's lips so big Chap Stick had to invent a spray
Yo momma's may be old but she still parties like its 1899
Yo momma's mouth so big it takes her an hour to put on her lipstick
Yo momma's mouth so big she speaks in surround sound
Yo momma's neck so damn wrinkled I use it as a cheese grater
Yo momma's nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat
Yo momma's nose so big the last time I saw one like it it was attached to an elephant
Yo momma's nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers
Yo momma's only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings
Yo momma's sets off car alarms when she runs
Yo momma's smells so bad she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border
Yo momma's smells so bad when she went to make friends with a skunk the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose
Yo momma's so backwards she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Yo momma's so bad I think its a new world record
Yo momma's so bad when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty
Yo momma's so bald even a wig wouldnt help
Yo momma's so bald Mr Clean got jealous
Yo momma's so bald she curls her hair with rice
Yo momma's so bald that she took a shower and got brainwashed
Yo momma's so bald that when she put on a sweater folk thought she was a roll on deoderant
Yo momma's so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo momma's so boring she makes debugging Prolog seem fun
Yo momma's so cheap instead of buying a fire alarm she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling
Yo momma's so crazy she makes pi look rational
Yo momma's so damn strange that she invented a waterproof teabag
Yo momma's so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo
Yo momma's so dirty a family of mice inhabit her belly button
Yo momma's so dirty her Sure deodorant is now Confused
Yo momma's so dirty she actually repels mosquitoes
Yo momma's so dirty she gives me ring around the collar
Yo momma's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater
Yo momma's so dirty she leaves a ring around the public swimming pool
Yo momma's so dirty she lost 2 pounds after taking a shower
Yo momma's so dirty she made right guard turn left
Yo momma's so dirty she makes mud look clean
Yo momma's so dirty she slowed down speed stick
Yo momma's so dirty skunks give her house a wide berth
Yo momma's so dirty that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered
Yo momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons
Yo momma's so dirty that standin next to a tramp she make the tramp look like a butler
Yo momma's so dirty they filmed Gorillas in the mist in her shower
Yo momma's so dirty when her drill sergant said hit the dirt everyone started hitting her.
Yo momma's so dirty you can tell her age by the rings underneath her armpits
Yo momma's so evil she makes the devil look like a good guy
Yo momma's so fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton
Yo momma's so fat when she walks her butt claps
Yo momma's so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby
Yo momma's so big her belly buttons got an echo
Yo momma's so big it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass
Yo momma's so big she can't wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back
Yo momma's so big she plays marbles with planets
Yo momma's so big she rollerskates on busses
Yo momma's so big she thought Barnum and Bailey were clothing designers
Yo momma's so big she uses a jungle gym for a walker
Yo momma's so big she uses big bird as a rubber ducky
Yo momma's so big she uses bowling balls for earrings
Yo momma's so big she uses I95 for a Slip n Slide
Yo momma's so big she uses the interstate for a Slip n Slide
Yo momma's so big she wears two watches one for each time zone
Yo momma's so big she whistles bass
Yo momma's so big that her graduation picture had to be an aerial view
Yo momma's so big that she climbed Mt Fuji with one step
Yo momma's so big that they had to change One size fits all to One size fits most
Yo momma's so big they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling
Yo momma's so big when she bent down to tie her shoes her face got burnt from reentry
Yo momma's so big when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide
Yo momma's so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody
Yo momma's so big when she stands up the sun goes out
Yo momma's so big when she took a trip to China the chinese people screamed "GODZILLA!!"
Yo momma's so big when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway
Yo momma's so big when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white
Yo momma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Yo momma's so fat when I watch tv and she walks in front of it I miss 3 episodes of my show
Yo momma's so fat her legs are like spoiled milk: white and chunky
Yo momma's so fat when you went to the beach a blue whale wanted her children
Yo momma's so fat a picture of her fell off the wall
Yo momma's so fat after she got off the carousel the horse limped for a week
Yo momma's so fat all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor
Yo momma's so fat and dumb she used saturn's ring as a hula hoop
Yo momma's so fat and her back so crooked when she lays down people say I didn't know we had mountains
Yo momma's so fat and old that when God said let there be ight he told her to move her fat ass out of the way
Yo momma's so fat and short and yo daddy so tall and skinny they stand next to each other and make the number 10
Yo momma's so fat and stupid her waist size is larger than her IQ
Yo momma's so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates
Yo momma's so fat and you're so poor when she comes in your house the tires pop
Yo momma's so fat as a kid she couldn't play Hidenseek just seek
Yo momma's so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts
Yo momma's so fat by the time she sets her clock its an hour off
Yo momma's so fat that Goodyear come to her to restock on tires
Yo momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
Yo momma's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks
Yo momma's so fat even her shadow has stretch marks
Yo momma's so fat even Richard Simmons laughs at her
Yo momma's so fat every time she turn around its her next birthday
Yo momma's so fat every time she wears high heels she strikes oil
Yo momma's so fat Fat Albert gave her the rights to say Hey hey hey
Yo momma's so fat folk exercise by jogging around her
Yo momma's so fat God created her and on the seventh day he rested
Yo momma's so fat her ass has its own congressman
Yo momma's so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud
Yo momma's so fat her belly button doesnt have lint it has sweaters
Yo momma's so fat her belly button has got an echo
Yo momma's so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine
Yo momma's so fat her belt size is the equator
Yo momma's so fat her big toe got stuck in the catflap
Yo momma's so fat her blood type is ragu
Yo momma's so fat her blood type is rockyroad
Yo momma's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes
Yo momma's so fat her car is made out of spandex
Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
Yo momma's so fat her doctor is a grounds keeper
Yo momma's so fat her drivers license says Picture continued on other side
Yo momma's so fat her favorite food is seconds
Yo momma's so fat her favorite blouse is a tent
Yo momma's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs
Yo momma's so fat her nickname is Damn
Yo momma's so fat her parents had to take her to sea world to get baptized
Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames
Yo momma's so fat her shadow weighs 50 pounds
Yo momma's so fat her skates went flat
Yo momma's so fat her stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth when its time to eat
Yo momma's so fat her tailor takes her measurements in light years
Yo momma's so fat her toes bleed when she walks
Yo momma's so fat her yearbook picture is an aerial photograph
Yo momma's so fat I can't see around her
Yo momma's so fat I gain weight just by watching her eat
Yo momma's so fat I gotta take 3 steps back just to see all of her
Yo momma's so fat I had to take 2 planes 3 buses and 5 cabs just to get on her good side
Yo momma's so fat I ran around her twice and got lost
Yo momma's so fat I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4 5 6 7 and 8
Yo momma's so fat I saw her in New York and when I told my friend in LA he'd seen her too
Yo momma's So fat I shot her and Crisco came out
Yo momma's so fat I swerved to miss her but ran out of gas
Yo momma's so fat I think its a new world record
Yo momma's So fat if she got her shoes shined she would have to take the guys word for it
Yo momma's so fat if she weighed five more pounds she could get group insurance
Yo momma's so fat if she were an airplane she'd be a jumbo jet
Yo momma's so fat instead of Levis 501 jeans she wears Levis 1002s
Yo momma's so fat instead of wide leg jeans she wears wide load
Yo momma's so fat it takes a forklift to help her stand up
Yo momma's so fat it takes a year to download her picture
Yo momma's so fat I've known her all my life and I still havent seen ALL of her
Yo momma's so fat when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo people walked by and said Look at the elephant
Yo momma's so fat McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats
Yo momma's so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholesterol
Yo momma's so fat NASA has a satellite orbiting around her
Yo momma's so fat NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer
Yo momma's so fat no one can talk behind her back
Yo momma's so fat on a scale of 1 to 10 she's a 747
Yo momma's so fat on each of her butt cheeks she has Place Your Ad Here printed
Yo momma's so fat on Halloween she says trick or meatloaf
Yo momma's so fat on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time
Yo momma's so fat one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling Hey the School Bus is here
Yo momma's so fat people use her dandruff as quilts
Yo momma's so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
Yo momma's so fat she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet, she's all like Whatever yo eating I'll try it
Yo momma's so fat she broke a branch off of the family tree
Yo momma's so fat she broke her leg and gravy dripped out
Yo momma's so fat she bungee jumped and fell straight to Hell
Yo momma's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change
Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion
Yo momma's so fat she has to have you tie her shoes for her
Yo momma's so fat she can't reach her back pocket
Yo momma's so fat she can't wear Daisy Dukes She has to wear Boss Hoggs
Yo momma's so fat she could be the eighth continent
Yo momma's so fat she could sell shade
Yo momma's so fat she deep fries her toothpaste
Yo momma's so fat she did a back flip and landed on the moon
Yo momma's so fat she DJs for the ice cream truck
Yo momma's so fat she doesnt have love handles she has a roll bar
Yo momma's so fat she don't eat Wheat Thins she eats Wheat Thicks
Yo momma's so fat she don't know whether she's walking or rolling
Yo momma's so fat she don't wear a GString she wears an A B C D E F G String
Yo momma's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs
Yo momma's so fat she eats cereal out of a satellite dish
Yo momma's so fat she eats desert out of a Trash Can lid
Yo momma's so fat she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles
Yo momma's so fat she entered a fat contest and won first second and third
Yo momma's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon
Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo momma's so fat she fell off a boat and the captain yelled Land Ho
Yo momma's so fat she fills up the bath tub and then she turns on the water
Yo momma's so fat she freebases ham
Yo momma's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra fat jumbo and ohmygoditscomingtowardsus
Yo momma's so fat she gets runs in her jeans
Yo momma's so fat she gets stuck in her dreams
Yo momma's so fat she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tictacs
Yo momma's so fat she goes to a restaurant looks at the menu and says Okay
Yo momma's so fat she got a gravitational pull
Yo momma's so fat she got a new job at the Cinema, she works as the screen
Yo momma's so fat she got a speed pass for Dairy Queen
Yo momma's so fat she got her baby pictures taken by satellite
Yo momma's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked Who threw that rock?
Yo momma's so fat she got tired climbing the escalater
Yo momma's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon
Yo momma's so fat she had to be baptized in the Atlantic Ocean
Yo momma's so fat she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan
Yo momma's so fat she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole
Yo momma's so fat she has a parttime job as a trampoline
Yo momma's so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand
Yo momma's so fat she has all the caterers on speed dial
Yo momma's so fat she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas English Muffin
Yo momma's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting her
Yo momma's so fat she has TB: Two bellies
Yo momma's so fat she has to get out of the car to change gears
Yo momma's so fat she has to get out of the car to change the radio station
Yo momma's so fat she has to go outside to put on deodorant
Yo momma's so fat she has to go outside to sit around the house
Yo momma's so fat she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets
Yo momma's so fat she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other
Yo momma's so fat she has to put a bookmarker in her rolls to find her belly button
Yo momma's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
Yo momma's so fat she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master
Yo momma's so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper
Yo momma's so fat she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks
Yo momma's so fat she has to wear a long sleeved turtleneck bra
Yo momma's so fat she has to wear a three piece bathing suit
Yo momma's so fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up
Yo momma's so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck
Yo momma's so fat she jumped in a pool and cause a tidal wave
Yo momma's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma's so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo momma's so fat she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub
Yo momma's so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops
Yo momma's so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only because I spotted her behind Mount Everest
Yo momma's so fat she made Richard Simmons cry
Yo momma's so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic
Yo momma's so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic
Yo momma's so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck
Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a TicTac
Yo momma's so fat she measures 36 24 36 and the other arm is just as big
Yo momma's so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business
Yo momma's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up
Yo momma's so fat she needs a map to find her butt
Yo momma's so fat she once told me she could eat a horse, and she wasn't kidding
Yo momma's so fat she once went on a seafood diet, whenever she saw food she ate it
Yo momma's so fat she plays frisbee with ufos
Yo momma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA Detroit Chicago New York
Yo momma's so fat she pulls up a chair to an all-you-can-eat buffet
Yo momma's so fat she put on a red outfit and people mistaked her for the KoolAid man
Yo momma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller
Yo momma's so fat she put on some BVDs and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard
Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin
Yo momma's so fat she ran outside in a yellow dress all the kids started running after her cause they thought they missed the bus
Yo momma's so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar
Yo momma's so fat she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a dollar and made change
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washingtons nose
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rowing machine and it sank
Yo momma's so fat she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic
Yo momma's so fat she sat on the Bible and Jesus popped out
Yo momma's so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said "Stop That Twinkie!"
Yo momma's so fat she shaves her legs with a lawn mower
Yo momma's so fat she shops for clothes in the local tent shop
Yo momma's so fat she smells like bacon at 90 degrees
Yo momma's so fat she started singing we are family McDonalds Burger King and me
Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number
Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it said Please step out of the car
Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her Sorry we don't do livestock
Yo momma's so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine
Yo momma's so fat she steps on a scale and it said one at a time please
Yo momma's so fat she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks
Yo momma's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D
Yo momma's so fat she sweats Crisco
Yo momma's so fat she takes baths in swimming pools
Yo momma's so fat she takes posters not pictures
Yo momma's so fat she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand
Yo momma's so fat she thinks Church's Chickens a holy place
Yo momma's so fat she thought gravy was a beverage
Yo momma's so fat she tried to get an all over tan and the sun burned out
Yo momma's so fat she tripped on WalMart fell over Kmart and landed right on Target
Yo momma's so fat she uses a kiddie slide for a shoe horn
Yo momma's so fat she uses a laptop as a cell phone
Yo momma's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm
Yo momma's so fat she uses a blanket as a washcloth
Yo momma's so fat she uses C++++
Yo momma's so fat she uses navy ships as jet skis
Yo momma's so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo momma's so fat she uses sleeping bags for leg warmers
Yo momma's so fat she uses the carpet as a blanket
Yo momma's so fat she wakes up in sections
Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials
Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
Yo momma's so fat she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 17 years to live
Yo momma's so fat she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a New World
Yo momma's so fat she was in the New York Times last week on page 5 6 7 8 and 9
Yo momma's so fat she was zoned for commercial development
Yo momma's so fat she wears a hula hoop for a belly button ring
Yo momma's so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper
Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt
Yo momma's so fat she wears a sign that says Caution Wide Turn
Yo momma's so fat she wears an asteroid belt
Yo momma's so fat she went on a light diet, and as soon as its light she starts eating
Yo momma's so fat she went to Jenny Craigs and they said we asked for your weight not your phone number
Yo momma's so fat she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy
Yo momma's so fat she went to Sizzler and got a group discount
Yo momma's so fat she's got her own zip code
Yo momma's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book
Yo momma's so fat she's moving the Earth out of its orbit
Yo momma's so fat she's on both side of the family
Yo momma's so fat she's once twice three times a lady
Yo momma's so fat she's taller lying down
Yo momma's so fat someone tries to take a picture of her with a digital camera and it read Not Enough Space
Yo momma's so fat stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
Yo momma's so fat that she needs a solar panel to see her reflection
Yo momma's so fat that she went to the beach, dove, and the Asians said tsunami
Yo momma's so fat that she would have been in ET but when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse
Yo momma's so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up
Yo momma's so fat that when she put on a white jacket everybody yells look its the Michelin Man
Yo momma's so fat that when she walks across the living room the radio skips
Yo momma's so fat that when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks
Yo momma's so fat that when she went on a scale it reads To Infinity and Beyond
Yo momma's so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped
Yo momma's so fat that when u were born they had to send out a search party to find you
Yo momma's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her
Yo momma's so fat the body snatchers called home for backup
Yo momma's so fat the circus use her as a trampoline
Yo momma's so fat the earth orbits around her instead of the sun
Yo momma's so fat the highway patrol made her wear Caution Wide Turn
Yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale
Yo momma's so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts
Yo momma's so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo momma's so fat the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms
Yo momma's so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door
Yo momma's so fat the only thing thats attracted to her is gravity
Yo momma's so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through
Yo momma's so fat they had to install speed bumps at the all-you-can-eat buffet
Yo momma's so fat they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops
Yo momma's so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it
Yo momma's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma's so fat to her light food means under 4 Tons
Yo momma's so fat she's in shape, round
Yo momma's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet
Yo momma's so fat when a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up
Yo momma's so fat when brought her dress to the cleaners the people said sorry we don't do curtains
Yo momma's so fat when I yell KoolAid she comes crashing through the wall
Yo momma's so fat when it says all-you-can-eat it still ain't enough
Yo momma's so fat when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part as the big rolling ball
Yo momma's so fat when she bends over we enter Daylight Saving Time
Yo momma's so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma's so fat when she comes down the stairs she measures on the Richter scale
Yo momma's so fat when she crosses the street cars look out for her
Yo momma's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips
Yo momma's so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit
Yo momma's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesnt get a menu she gets an estimate
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she even orders Thank You Come Again
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to an office they tell her to pull up a sofa
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks Where can I try that on?
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to the drycleaners and hands in her underwear they say sorry no parachutes accepted
Yo momma's so fat when she jumps into the pool the other swimmers can go surfing
Yo momma's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun
Yo momma's so fat when she opens the Fridge it says I give up
Yo momma's so fat when she ordered a My Size Meal at McDonalds they gave her the key to the store
Yo momma's so fat when she ordered a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean
Yo momma's so fat when she played hide-and-go-seek she hid behind a water tower
Yo momma's so fat when she ran away they had to put her picture on the milk truck
Yo momma's so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon it looks like she's wearin tights
Yo momma's so fat when she sat on a TV it turned into a flat screen
Yo momma's so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house
Yo momma's so fat when she sits in a chair the rolls on her legs cover her feet like a blanket
Yo momma's so fat when she sits in the classroom she sits next to everyone
Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet
Yo momma's so fat when she tiptoes everyone yells Stampede
Yo momma's so fat when she tries to get outta bed she rocks herself back to sleep
Yo momma's so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party
Yo momma's so fat when she was born she didn't get a birth certificate she got blue prints
Yo momma's so fat when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning
Yo momma's so fat when she wears a Malcomn X Tshirt helicopters try to land on her back
Yo momma's so fat when she wears a purple sweater people call her Barney
Yo momma's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people run after her and call Taxi
Yo momma's so fat when she went to the Rose Parade everyone thought she was a float
Yo momma's so fat when she wore a shirt with an AA on it people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet
Yo momma's so fat when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof
Yo momma's so fat when the police showed her a picture of her feet she couldn't identify them
Yo momma's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in
Yo momma's so fat you could slap her butt and ride the waves
Yo momma's so fat you can use her ass as a slippery slide
Yo momma's so fat your family portrait has stretchmarks
Yo momma's so fat shes got stretch marks on her teeth
Yo momma's so fat that she was asked to star as the whale in the movie Moby Dick
Yo momma's so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper
Yo momma's so flat she's jealous of the wall
Yo momma's so dumb that if you told her pappa was a rolling stone she'd tell her momma to put Mick Jagger on child support
Yo momma's so nasty I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus
Yo momma's so cheap she washes paper plates
Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor said put her back she ain't done yet
Yo momma's so greasy her freckles slipped off
Yo momma's so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon sausage and egg fry up
Yo momma's so greasy McDonalds uses her sweat as Deep Fry
Yo momma's so greasy she sweats butter syrup, excretes jam, and has a full time job at the Pancake Palace wiping pancakes across her forheed
Yo momma's so greasy Texaco buys oil from her
Yo momma's so greasy when she slid into second she ended in detroit
Yo momma's so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture
Yo momma's so hairy Jane Goodall follows her around
Yo momma's so hairy looks like a chia pet with a sweater on
Yo momma's So hairy she got a trim and lost 10 pounds
Yo momma's so hairy she got in my car and it looked like I had tinted windows
Yo momma's So hairy she shaves with a weedwacker
Yo momma's So lazy she doesnt walk in her sleep she hitch hikes
Yo momma's so lazy she thinks a two income family is where yo daddy has two jobs
Yo momma's so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote
Yo momma's so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon
Yo momma's so nasty a skunk smelled her ass and passed out
Yo momma's so nasty I called her to say hello and she ended up giving me an ear infection
Yo momma's so nasty I need to go wash my eyes
Yo momma's so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off
Yo momma's so nasty she bit the dog and gave it rabies
Yo momma's so nasty she went swimming and made the Dead Sea
Yo momma's so nasty when I went to your house said whats for dinner put her foot up on the table and said Corn
Yo momma's so short she can do backflips under her bed
Yo momma's so short she can play handball on the curb
Yo momma's so short she did a sucide jump off the curve
Yo momma's so short she gotta slamdunk her bus fare
Yo momma's so short she has to cuff her underwear
Yo momma's so short she has to jump to touch the ground
Yo momma's so short she has to reach up to tie her shoe
Yo momma's so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime
Yo momma's so short she models for trophies
Yo momma's so short that she has to hold up a sign that says don't spit I can't swim
Yo momma's so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
Yo momma's so skinny if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Yo momma's so skinny instead of calling her your parent you call her transparent
Yo momma's so skinny she can dodge rain drops
Yo momma's so skinny she can see out the peephole with both eyes
Yo momma's so skinny she gotta run around in the shower to get wet
Yo momma's so skinny she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow
Yo momma's so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex
Yo momma's so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo momma's so skinny she uses Chapstick for deodorant
Yo momma's so skinny you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio
Yo momma's so skinny you could blindfold her with dental floss
Yo momma's so slow I could beat her in a race even if I was asleep
Yo momma's so slow I run laps around her
Yo momma's so slow I walk faster then she runs
Yo momma's so slow it takes her 2 days just to wake up from the day before
Yo momma's so slow it takes her 2 days to take a bath
Yo momma's so slow she can't catch a turtle
Yo momma's so slow she can't even catch her own breath
Yo momma's so slow she forgets what she is thinking before she even think of it
Yo momma's so slow she has been leaving for 2 hours
Yo momma's so slow she has not even signed up for the race yet and its already over
Yo momma's so slow she hasn't even started
Yo momma's so slow she is still at home
Yo momma's so slow she is still back in 1999
Yo momma's so slow she is still being born
Yo momma's so slow she is still finishing yesterdays race
Yo momma's so slow she is still on the first word of this insult
Yo momma's so slow she makes a turtle look fast
Yo momma's so slow she makes the DMV seem fast
Yo momma's so slow she needs the car just to go check the mail box
Yo momma's so smelly even sewer rats get outta her way
Yo momma's so smelly her poo is glad to escape
Yo momma's so smelly she made Right Guard call for backup
Yo momma's so smelly she was playing in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her
Yo momma's so smelly so the government make her wear a Biohazard warning
Yo momma's so smelly that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer
Yo momma's so smelly that standing next to a skunk the skunk smells sweet
Yo momma's so smelly that the gasmask became a fashion statement
Yo momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent
Yo momma's so smelly that when you was being born the doctors and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks
Yo momma's so stank she made Right Guard go left Speed Stick slow down and Ban come off strike
Yo momma's so stank she made Right Guard go left Speed Stick slow down and Secret told it all
Yo momma's so stinky she gets sourdough yeast infections
Yo momma's so stinky dogs like to roll around on her
Yo momma's so stinky the coroner picked her up while she was sleeping
Yo momma's so stinky they had to invent Chanel No 6
Yo momma's so tall she did a pushup and burned her back on the sun
Yo momma's so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida
Yo momma's so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon
Yo momma's so ugly looks like she was hit by the whole ugly tree
Yo momma's so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about her
Yo momma's so ugly even the elephant man paid to see her
Yo momma's so ugly even the tide wont take her out
Yo momma's so ugly for Christmas they hang her and kiss the mistletoe
Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
Yo momma's so ugly had to get her baby drunk just so she could breast feed
Yo momma's so ugly her Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Yo momma's so ugly her dentist treats her by mail order
Yo momma's so ugly her face can stop a sun dial
Yo momma's so ugly her face is like a peice of modern art, you can't tell what it is
Yo momma's so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
Yo momma's so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel
Yo momma's so ugly her pillow cries at night
Yo momma's so ugly her reflection in the mirror ducks
Yo momma's so ugly her shadow gave up
Yo momma's so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats
Yo momma's so ugly I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo
Yo momma's so ugly I said her name at the dinner table and my mom said shhh not when we are eating
Yo momma's so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo momma's so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a pay check
Yo momma's so ugly I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said Thanks for bringing her back
Yo momma's so ugly if she were a scarecrow the corn would run away
Yo momma's so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects
Yo momma's so ugly if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it
Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle they put it around her neck
Yo momma's so ugly it looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Yo momma's so ugly it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym
Yo momma's so ugly it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries
Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born her momma said What a treasure and her father said Yes lets go bury it
Yo momma's so ugly kids dress up as her for Halloween
Yo momma's so ugly Medusa is jealous
Yo momma's so ugly my dog took one look at her and ran away
Yo momma's so ugly people at the circus pay money not to see her
Yo momma's so ugly people hang her picture in their basements to scare the rats away
Yo momma's so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen
Yo momma's so ugly she can look up a camels butt and scare the hump off of it
Yo momma's so ugly she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step
Yo momma's so ugly she could scare Cujo off a meat truck
Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper
Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock
Yo momma's so ugly Rice Krispies wont talk to her
Yo momma's so ugly roaches go Hi mom
Yo momma's so ugly she didn't get hit with an ugly stick but with THE ugly log
Yo momma's so ugly she didn't get hit with the ugly stick she ran through the whole damn forest
Yo momma's so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares
Yo momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween
Yo momma's so ugly she gets 7 years bad luck when ever trying to look at herself in the mirror
Yo momma's so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop
Yo momma's so ugly she has a sign in her yard that says Beware of Dog
Yo momma's so ugly she has to creep up on her makeup
Yo momma's so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure
Yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning
Yo momma's so ugly she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork
Yo momma's so ugly she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks
Yo momma's so ugly she made a blind man cry
Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo momma's so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
Yo momma's so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business
Yo momma's so ugly she scared the stitches off Frankenstein
Yo momma's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldnt even come back
Yo momma's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out
Yo momma's so ugly she was on Ripleys Believe it or Not
Yo momma's so ugly she works as a double for Saddam Hussein
Yo momma's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road
Yo momma's so ugly she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness
Yo momma's so ugly she's never seen herself cause the mirrors keep breaking
Yo momma's so ugly that if ugly were an Olympic event she would be the dream team
Yo momma's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd be building a highrise
Yo momma's so ugly that she went to an ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals
Yo momma's so ugly that when I put my butt out the window and she put her face out the window people thought we were twins
Yo momma's so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face
Yo momma's so ugly that when she went out the zoo the zookeeper said Get back to your cage
Yo momma's so ugly the doctor is still smacking her ass
Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday
Yo momma's so ugly the last time I saw something that looked like her I pinned a tail on it
Yo momma's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
Yo momma's so ugly the mailman mistaked her as the dog
Yo momma's so ugly the NHL banned her for life
Yo momma's so ugly the ProLifers would make an exception in her case
Yo momma's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down
Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars
Yo momma's so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower
Yo momma's so ugly they gave her a middle name: accident
Yo momma's so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock
Yo momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo momma's so ugly they put her face on a milk carton and it spoiled
Yo momma's so ugly they put her face on a poster for abstinence
Yo momma's so ugly they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks
Yo momma's so ugly you have to put her in the kennel when we go on vacation
Yo momma's so ugly when born the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows
Yo momma's so ugly when I last saw a mouth like hers it had a hook in it
Yo momma's so ugly when she gets up the sun goes down
Yo momma's so ugly when she moved into the projects all her neighbors chipped in for curtains
Yo momma's so ugly when she passes by a bathoom the toilet flushes
Yo momma's so ugly when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes
Yo momma's so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say Wow is it Halloween already?
Yo momma's so ugly when she walks in the kitchen the rats jump on the table and start screaming
Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillance cameras
Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the Doc smacked her face
Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor looked at her ass then her face and said Twins
Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked the wrong end
Yo momma's so ugly when she went camping the park ranger was like Hey Yogi
Yo momma's so ugly when she went to the store and someone said no dogs please
Yo momma's so ugly when the terminator said Ill be back he left running
Yo momma's so ugly when the when she was born the doctors spanked her parents
Yo momma's so ugly Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time
Yo momma's so ugly when she went to Iraq they said We surrender
Yo momma's so cheap when she saw a penny on the floor she said son we won the lottery
Yo momma's so wrinkled she has to screw her hat on
Yo momma's talks so much her mouth is like a convenience store, open 24 hours a day
Yo momma's teeth are so big she bit down on a piece of gum and cut her own toenails
Yo momma's teeth are so black she spits ink
Yo momma's teeth are so rotten it looks like her tongue is in jail
Yo momma's teeth are so rotten when she smiles they look like dice
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow cars slow down when she smiles
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road
Yo momma's teeth so yellow she could get a job a the movie theater spittin on popcorn