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Arne Garborg

It is said that for money you can have everything, but you cannot. You can buy food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; knowledge but not wisdom; glitter, but not beauty; fun, but not joy; acquaintances, but not friends; servants, but not faithfu

Robert W. Sarnoff

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?

Edith Wharton

The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.

Sir Thomas More

A little wanton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.

W. Somerset Maugham

He had heard people speak contemptuously of money: he wondered if they had ever tried to do without it.

Shaquille O'Neal

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Paul Erdman

The entire essence of America is the hope to first make money -- then make money with money -- then make lots of money with lots of money.

Mother Theresa

Let us not be satisfied with just giving money. Money is not enough, money can be got, but they need your hearts to love them. So, spread your love everywhere you go.

George Horace Lorimer

It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.

J. P. Donleavy

When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death.

R. W. Plagge

Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what she'd say if I spent it like a sober congressman

Brendan Behan

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

BEN JONSON: _Every Man in His Humour,_ Act ii., Sc. 3.

Get money; still get money, boy, No matter by what means.

Robert Graves

Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued.

T. Boone Pickens, Jr.

Money is to be respected one of the worst things you can do is handle another person's money without respect for how hard it was to earn.

Themistocles

I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man I want a man without money rather than money without a man.

Kim Hubbard

When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.

Sophocles

Money There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.

Karen Burka

A lot of advertisers lined up to throw money at this stuff because they were caught up in the hysteria about the Web. But now they want to know how you make money selling a 1.59 bottle of dish detergent on the World Wide Web.

Norman O. Brown

In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known -- that the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness.

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.

Harry S Truman

Three things ruin a man power, money, and women. I never wanted power. I never had any money, and the only woman in my life is up at the house right now.

Scarface

Tony Montana In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Lord Acton

I'm not a driven businessman, but a driven artist. I never think about money. Beautiful things make money.

Susan Butler Anderson

On packing Lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then, take half the clothes and twice the money.

Anon.

Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.

Robert W. Sarnoff

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?

Arthur Schopenhauer

Money is human happiness in the abstract he, then, who is no longer capable of enjoying human happiness in the concrete devotes himself utterly to money.

Socrates

I do nothing but go about persuading you all, old and young alike, not to take thought for your persons or your properties, but and chiefly to care about the greatest improvement of the soul. I tell you that virtue is not given by money, but that from virtue comes money and every other good of man, public as well as private. This is my teaching, and if this is the doctrine which corrupts the youth, I am a mischievous person.

Ayn Rand

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money

Richard Needham

When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem.

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker who came through, trying to peddle 'hair restorer.' He took everyone's money in a poker game, so when he tried to sell the bottles of hair restorer, nobody had any money left to buy it

Albert Einstein

I am absolutely convinced that no wealth in the world can help humanity forward, even in the hands of the most devoted worker. The example of great and pure individuals is the only thing that can lead us to noble thoughts and deeds. Money only appeals to selfishness and irresistibly invites abuse. Can anyone imagine Moses, Jesus or Ghandi armed with the money-bags of Carnegie

George Jean Nathan

A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally ready way to lose him is to refuse to lend him money. It is six of one and a half dozen of the other.

Robert Graves

There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either.

Simone Weil

Most idealistic people are skint. I have discovered that people with money have no imagination, and people with imagination have no money.

Jerry Maguire

Rod It's a very personal, very important thing. Hell, it's a family motto. Now are you ready Just checking to make sure you're ready here it is - show me the money. OHHH SHOW ME THE MONEY Doesn't it make you feel good just to say that, Jerry Say it with me one time brother

Eric Butterworth

Prosperity is a way of living and thinking, and not just money or things. Poverty is a way of living and thinking, and not just a lack of money or things.

Casino

Ace The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like checkin' into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday. Today, it's all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number. After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing

Diane Ackerman

Success produces success, just as money produces money.

Swingers

Trent You're so money and you don't even know it

Will Rogers

We have the best Congress money can buy.

Mike Phillips

Money will come when you are doing the right thing.

Joe E. Louis

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.

Benjamin Franklin

Time is money.

W. C. Fields

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Suze Orman

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand.

Tennessee Williams

You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.

Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

Joe Moore

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.

Maria Callas

I don't need the money, dear. I work for art.

Thomas Tusser

A fool and his money are soon parted.

David Williamson

There is no one quite as angry as someone who has just lost a lot of money.

George Burns

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Bernard Baruch

I made my money by selling too soon.

It has beeen said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.

Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns--or dollars. Take y

Make money, money, honestly if you can; if not, by any means at all, make money.

Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means money.

It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.

I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man; I want a man without money rather than money without a man.

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.

The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life.

The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

The man of power is ruined by power, the man of money by money, the submissive man by subservience, the pleasure seeker by pleasure.

"When they say it isn't the money- it's the money!"- Rush Limbaugh

"One for the money, two for the money, three for the money."

"Awl your money Ah will tax from you, awl your money, awl your money."

The world is divided into two kinds of people, those who spend a great deal of time saving money, and those who spend a great deal of money saving time.

What???s the use of happiness? It can???t buy you money.

Never spend your money before you have it.

'If it's God's will, who gets the money?'

If you do something only for money, you will never succeed at it.

It's not the money I want, it's the stuff.

Too much month at the end of the money.

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money either.

Money is the root of all wealth.

Money is always there, but the pockets change.

Like having your own licence to print money.

It's NOT the principle of the thing, it's the money.

I am not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful.

A fool and his money are some party.

It's not the principle of the thing ... it's the money.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

It's not the principle of the thing, it's the money

A woman should never be trusted with money.

EMS: Enhanced Money Scam

No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.

Money is the sinew of love as well as war.

If you can actually count your money you are not really a rich man.

If money could talk, it would say goodbye.

Money never starts an idea; it is the idea that starts the money.

A fool and his money are soon SYSOP.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

A married man with a family will do anything for money.

A fool and his money are soon partying!

It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I do.

Virtue has never been as respectable as money.

When you see a person who has been given more than you in money and beauty, look to those, who have been given less.

What power has law where only money rules.

When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

When it is a question of money, everyone is of the same religion.

Lack of money is the root of all evil.

All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy.