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Roger Ebert
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Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly.
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William Gibson
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Cyberspace: A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation.
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Tom Fasulo
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Surfing on the Internet is like sex everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, it's a lot more.
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Mike Godwin
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I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she's too young to have logged on yet. Here's what I worry about. I worry that 10 or 15 years from now, she will come to me and say 'Daddy, where were you when they took freedom of the press away from the Internet'
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Peter Steiner
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On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
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Bob Dole
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The internet is a great way to get on the net.
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Jack Welch
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It's [the internet] like the flu - it just spreads like crazy.
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Clifford Stoll
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The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity.
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John Evans
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The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You can't step on it. You can't go around it. You've got to get through it.
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Andy Grove
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Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC.
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Karl Kleinpaste
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Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet.
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Mitchell Kapor
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Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
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John Perry Barlow
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The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it.
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Andrew Brown
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The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
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Jim Clark
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The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language.
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Dave Barry
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
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Andy Grove
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Congress will pass a law restricting public comment on the Internet to individuals who have spent a minimum of one hour actually accomplishing a specific task while on line.
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Anon.
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The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door.
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Ralph Lauren
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We're making a major move of the Internet, and runway.polo.com is a natural extension of both polo.com and our collection business.
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Robert Wilensky
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We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
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Denise Caruso
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It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest hopes and fears of those who use it. After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics.
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Donald Trump
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A friend called me up the other day and talked about investing in a dot-com that sells lobsters. Internet lobsters. Where will this end? The next day he sent me a huge package of lobsters on ice. How low can you stoop?
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Esther Dyson
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Few influential people involved with the Internet claim that it is a good in and of itself. It is a powerful tool for solving social problems, just as it is a tool for making money, finding lost relatives, receiving medical advice, or, come to that, tradi
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Jimmy Carter
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Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones, you are talking about computers. This doesn't affect two-thirds of the people of the world.
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Esther Dyson
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Few influential people involved with the Internet claim that it is a good in and of itself. It is a powerful tool for solving social problems, just as it is a tool for making money, finding lost relatives, receiving medical advice, or, come to that, trading instructions for making bombs.
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"The Internet, of course, is more than a place to find pictures of
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Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
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There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end.
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The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.
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"CONTROL the INTERNET!!" - 1995 Republican Congress chant
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"Ooooh... They have the Internet on computers now" - Homer Simpson
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"Bother," said Pooh, as the internet crashed, again
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"Let's start with Internet wall plugs everywhere!"
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"@F@biteme.com" -- @N's Internet Address
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"But Brain, we're not on the internet" - Pinky
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"Internet" is *NOT* a verb!
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"The Internet...Getting There is Half the Fun."
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"crow@biteme.com" -- Crow T. Robot's Internet Address
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