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Erma Bombeck
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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Meister Eckhart
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If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, thank you, that would suffice.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and new.
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E.P. Powell
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Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude.
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John Henry Jowett
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Life without thankfulness is devoid of love and passion. Hope without thankfulness is lacking in fine perception. Faith without thankfulness lacks strength and fortitude. Every virtue divorced from thankfulness is maimed and limps along the spiritual road
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John Greenleaf Whittier
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Ah! on Thanksgiving day, when from East and from West,
From North and South, come the pilgrim and guest,
When the gray-haired New Englander sees round his board
The old broken links of affection restored,
When the care-wearied man seeks his mother
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I awoke with devout thanksgiving for my friends.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and new.
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E.P. Powell
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Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude.
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Hannah Whitall Smith
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Seeing our Father in everything makes life one long thanksgiving and gives rest of the heart.
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Epictetus
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If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself 'I used to be angry every day then every other day now only every third or fourth day.' When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.
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Erma Bombeck
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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John Greenleaf Whittier
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Ah! on Thanksgiving day, when from East and from West,
From North and South, come the pilgrim and guest,
When the gray-haired New Englander sees round his board
The old broken links of affection restored,
When the care-wearied man seeks his mother
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, 'Boy, these are good cigars'
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I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
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On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime.
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
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Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Father that it is not hydrophobia.
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Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.
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Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.
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"Bother," gasped Pooh, choking on the Thanksgiving Turkey bone
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"You never get laid on Thanksgiving. Why? Too many coats on the bed."
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"I particularly like Captain Thanksgiving!" The Tick
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