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Mark Twain
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A home without a cat--and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat--may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?
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Robert A. Heinlein
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Never try to outstubborn a cat.
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Mark Twain
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http://www.twainquotes.com/Cats.html
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Jeff Valdez
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
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Robertson Davies
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Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
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Miguel de Cervantes
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In the night all cats are gray.
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Mark Twain
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http://www.twainquotes.com/Cats.html
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American Indian Proverb
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After dark all cats are leopards.
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Robert A. Heinlein
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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American Indian Proverb
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After dark all cats are leopards. Zuni
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Miguel de Cervantes
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Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
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Jim Davis
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Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
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Andrew Mercer
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Only the most foolish of mice would hide in a cat's ear, but only the wisest of cats would think to look there.
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Steven Wright
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I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little picturesof cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around incircles.
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Steven Wright
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I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
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Larry Wright
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If Darwin's theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a can opener by now.
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Stephen Baker
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Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility.
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William Seward Burroughs
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The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing. Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
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Agnes Repplier
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It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.
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Marion Garretty
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Poets generally love cats -- because poets have no delusions about their own superiority.
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Eleanor H. Porter
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It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it
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Steven Wright
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it
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Steven Wright
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land ontheir feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a catand drop it?
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Joyce Stranger
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I love cats. I love their grace and their elegance. I love their independence and their arrogance, and the way they lie and look at you, summing you up, surely to your detriment, with that unnerving, unwinking, appraising stare.
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Steven Wright
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All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store...with a pricing gun...She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
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Steven Wright
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All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above medesigns synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady acrossthe hall tried to rob a department store... With a pricinggun... She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'mmarking down everything in the store."
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I meant, said Ipslore bitterly, what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?
Death thought about it.
Cats, he said eventually. Cats are nice.
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"The great open spaces where cats are cats." - Marquis
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Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.
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"CATS. CATS ARE NICE." - Death, "Sourcery"
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"Men don't like cats because cats are cooler than they are."
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"Do cats eat bats? Do bats eat cats?" -- Carroll
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"Cat-a-Lan" a network of Cats--they're the "Cats-Meoowww!"
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"Cat-A-Lan" a network of Cats--it's the "Cats-Meow!"
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As for cats being from this planet. . .
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Radioactive cats are very, very HOT.
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In the dark, all cats are gray.
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
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All cats are gray in the dark.
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Has it ever rained cats and dogs?
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A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
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Network management is like trying to herd cats..
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Cats teach that not everything in nature has a function.
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Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
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Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
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No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
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Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
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God created cats so that men could learn to understand women
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No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be plenty of Kittens.
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There are many intelligent species in the universe ... they are all owned by cats.
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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
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There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
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'sfunny,the traits we hate in people,we prize in cats!
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Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
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"Dogs and cats living together, real wrath of God type stuff
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"I waa Lthe caBoxt tom'e's cats is egeone-ey- A perresting aswo.
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The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs!
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Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
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There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be familiar with the feeling.
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At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats.
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"dogs and cats living together, real wrath of God type stuff."
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"What a bunch of spooky cats in that joint." - Joey Gaynor
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"Hell Cats! Terrorizing the desolate wastelands..." -- Tom Servo
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"Attention! Tammy eats cats and is not wearing pants!"
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"I feel like I'm being nibbled to death by cats" - Londo Molari
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"All cats are *not* grey at night. Endless variety" - Heinlein
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"Cats rule and dogs drool!" Sassy
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"Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse." - Robert A. Heinlein
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"Cats, the finest doggie chew toy money can buy"
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"Cats-Tags" can be a nice way to go--they're habit forming!
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"Your mother was afraid of cats!" - Al, Quantum Leap
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"Dogs come when called. Cats have answering machines..."
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