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Anon.
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Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water.
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Anon.
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Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.
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Honore de Balzac
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Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring.
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Danish proverb
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Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.
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Anon.
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Coffee, n. break fluid.
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Honore de Balzac
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Coffee falls into the stomach ... ideas begin to move, things remembered arrive at full gallop ... the shafts of wit start up like sharp-shooters, similes arise, the paper is covered with ink...
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Dave Barry
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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
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Henry Ward Beecher
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A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectl
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Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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Liqueurs were not lacking; but the coffee especially deserves mention. It was as clear as crystal, aromatic and wonderfully hot; but, above all, it was not handed around in those wretched vessels called cups on the left banks of the Seine, but in beautifu
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Benjamin Franklin
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Among the numerous luxuries of the table...coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. It excites cheerfulness without intoxication; and the pleasing flow of spirits which it occasions...is never followed by sadness, languor or debility.
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Matthew Green
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Or to some coffee-house I stray,
For news, the manna of the day,
And from the hipp???d discourses gather
That politics go by the weather.
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Christopher Fry
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Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
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Mark Helprin
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The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.
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Alex Levine
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Only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, fat.
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Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand
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Black as the devil, Hot as hell,
Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
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Jonathan Swift
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Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
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Honore de Balzac
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Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring.
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Abraham Lincoln
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
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Henry Ward Beecher
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A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectl
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Anon.
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Coffee, n. break fluid.
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Danish proverb
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Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.
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Anon.
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Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.
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Anon.
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COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
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Christopher Fry
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Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
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George Eliot
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I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
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Jonathan Swift
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Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
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Steven Wright
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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Steven Wright
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back intime.
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Bill Cosby
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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
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Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.
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Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh
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Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
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Alex Levine
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Only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, fat.
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Matthew Green
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Or to some coffee-house I stray,
For news, the manna of the day,
And from the hipp???d discourses gather
That politics go by the weather.
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Zora Neale Hurston
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It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions the surest poison is time.
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Bill Maher
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Thomas Jefferson
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The superiority of chocolate (hot chocolate), both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain. . .
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Benjamin Franklin
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Among the numerous luxuries of the table...coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. It excites cheerfulness without intoxication; and the pleasing flow of spirits which it occasions...is never followed by sadness, languor or debility.
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John Fellows Akers
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After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy Astor . shouted, If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee Whereupon Winston Churchill answered, And if I were your husband I would drink it.
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Anon.
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Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water.
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Dave Barry
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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
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Honore de Balzac
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Coffee falls into the stomach ... ideas begin to move, things remembered arrive at full gallop ... the shafts of wit start up like sharp-shooters, similes arise, the paper is covered with ink...
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Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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Liqueurs were not lacking; but the coffee especially deserves mention. It was as clear as crystal, aromatic and wonderfully hot; but, above all, it was not handed around in those wretched vessels called cups on the left banks of the Seine, but in beautifu
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The best coffee in Europe is Vienna coffee, compared to which all other coffee is fluid poverty.
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"Coffee, tea, monster... coffee, tea, monster..." - Dot Warner
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Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
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Is there life before coffee?
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"I'll settle for a cup of coffee..but YOU know what I really need.
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The first cup of coffee recapitulates phylogeny.
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Instant Human: Just Add Coffee...
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Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.
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COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
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"What do you mean 'I burnt the oatmeal'? That's COFFEE
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"Bother! said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave.
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Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
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"...high on coffee and rather sticky. - Mutant Raccoon
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There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.
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"Coffee table? Purchased with the souls of young girls." -- Servo
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"This guy makes coffee nervous." - Bobby Heenan on the Ultimate Roider
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"This is... excuse my language... damn good coffee." -- Cooper
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"Malfunction: Too less water." - A notice left on a coffee machine
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"Oh, my tattered rags are caught on your coffee table." - Homer
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"I put instant coffee in a microwave & went back in time." - S. Wright
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"Plergb hfarizz ungemby AND COFFEE!" - _How Much for Just the Planet_
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"This isexcuse my languagedamn good coffee." -- Cooper
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"Leaving the cap on your coffee cup will dilute it." : Rush Limbaugh
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"Plergb hfarizz ungemby, AND COFFEE." -- McCoy
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"Make another pot of coffee, dear. I'm going to read mail."
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"Miriya! you cooked the coffee pot!!" -Max Sterling, Robotech #25.
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"This is the coffee machine..." - R.McNeil about the Reaction Chamber
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"No coffee? Oh well. I'll just drink this warm cream instead." <THUD>
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"The Prime Directive doesn't apply, Tuvok. They've got coffee!"
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"No, your fighter doesn't gain any bonuses from drinking coffee."
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"The OR is not supposed to be some kind of coffee klatsch!" -- Frank
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"I put instant coffee in a microwave & almost went back in time."
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he mopped up the spilt coffee
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"EGAD! HOW MUCH COFFEE CAN ONE MAN DRINK?" - Two-Eyed Jack
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"Coffee, black and strong." -- Agent Cooper
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"But you *never* drink coffee in the afternoon!" -- Keiko O'Brien
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"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons" -- Eliot
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"Bought a decaffeinated coffee table - you can't even see a difference."
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"Bother," said Pooh, when he discovered weavils in the coffee jar
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"Bother," said Pooh, as he strangled Roo for knocking over his coffee
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"Bother," said Pooh as he sopped coffee from his keyboard
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"Damn fine coffee, and *hot*!" -- Agent Cooper
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"Bother!" said Pooh, when he discovered weavils in the coffee jar
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"Commander, change course. There's coffee in that nebula." - Janeway
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"Coffee, two sugars, cream... and aspirin." -- Sinclair
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"Engineering? You guys fixed the coffee routine yet?"
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"There's coffee in that nebula!" -- Captain Janeway
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"Whaddyer mean, 'I burnt the oatmeal'?... That's coffee!"
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"The God of Decaffinated Coffee." -- Joel Robinson
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