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Emily Dickinson
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Surgeons must be very careful. When they take the knife!,
Underneath their fine incisions, stirs the Culprit - Life!
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Jewish Proverb
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Don't live in a town where there are no doctors.
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Steven Wright
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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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James H. Boren
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I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
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No families take so little medicine as those of doctors, except those of apothecaries.
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Lord Salisbury
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If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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If doctors ever tell you that you've 'flipped out,' don't believe them, and just keep on doing what you were doing, because something tells me 'the Man' is behind this.
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Charles Churchill
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The surest road to health, say what they will, Is never to suppose we shall be ill - Most of those evils we poor mortals know, From doctors and imagination flow.
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Al McGuire
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I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
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Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad
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Ed Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.
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Lewis Thomas
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The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.
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Tommy Boy
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Tommy Did you hear I graduated Richard Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right. Tommy You know a lot of people go to college for seven years. Richard I know, they're called doctors.
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Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
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10 out of 5 doctors feel it's OK to be skitzo!
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Doctors and nurses are people who give you medicine until you die.
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Doctors pour drugs of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, into patients of whom they know nothing.
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If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
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'I'm sure Doctors surgerys are packed with the dead' Rimmer: Fut.Echos
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Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less in human beings of whom they know nothing.
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He felt about books as doctors feel about medicines, or managers about plays - cynical, but hopeful.
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Doctors are not servants of their patients, they are traders like everyone else in a free society and they should bear that title proudly considering the crucial importance of the services they offer.
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"The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean
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"10,000 doctors and we had to get Betsy Ross." -- Blake, on Burns
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"Allright, Spread'em!!" - while playing doctors and nurses
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Some people imagine that nuclear war will mean instant and painless death. But for millions this will not be the case. The accounts of the injured at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and of the doctors who tried to tend them, witness to the horrors and torments wh
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"I don't have a problem with doctors, just YOU, Julian!" O'Brien
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"It is very difficult to discipline doctors." -- Potter
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"It's not Doctors I have a problem with, it's YOU Julian!" -M. O'Brien
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"It's not doctors I have a problem with. It's YOU, Julian."--O'Brien
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"The doctors had to remove a bone from my arm," said Tom humorlessly.
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"These guys aren't soldiers, they're doctors." -- Col. Potter
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"It's not doctors; It's *YOU*,Julian" -O'Brian
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"Some doctors have all the luck." Kirk
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"The doctors have discharged me," said Tom impatiently.
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"Please, Sir Knight ... we *are* doctors."
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"Are you doctors?" - "Only when the moon is full." -- Hawkeye
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"They're doctors?!" "Uh, they've had a basic medical training, yes."
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