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Proverb
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Who loves me will love my dog also.
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Mark Twain
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A proverb in the time of Saint Bernard
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Bernard Williams
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By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a noble animal? The more brutal and cruel and unjust you are to him the more your fawning and adoring slave he becomes; whereas, if you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified re
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Charles E. Wilson
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But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself--you know, one that will get out and hunt for food rather than sit on his fanny and yell.
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Gloria Allred
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The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
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Indian Proverb
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Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.
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Charles De Gaulle
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The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
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SHAKS.: _Macbeth,_ Act v., Sc. 3.
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Throw physic to the dogs, I'll none of it.
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Jeanne-Marie Roland
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The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
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American Indian Proverb
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Those that lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.
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Benjamin Franklin
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He that lies down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.
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Italian Proverb
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Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
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Rodney Dangerfield
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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Robert A. Heinlein
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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American Indian Proverb
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The moon is not shamed by the barking of dogs.
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Diana Black
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If dogs could talk, perhaps we'd find it just as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
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BURNS: _The Twa Dogs._
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And there began a lang digression About the lords o' the creation.
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Sue Murphy
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
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Alexander Pope
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Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
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John Osborne
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
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Nikita Khrushchev
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If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it (On military preparedness)
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Oliver Herford
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Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they'd still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn't eat so much.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
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SHAKS.: _Jul. C?sar,_ Act iii., Sc. 1.
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And C?sar's spirit, ranging for revenge, With At?? by his side, come hot from hell, Shall in these confines, with a monarch's voice, Cry Havock, and let slip the dogs of war.
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SHAKS.: _Macbeth,_ Act iii., Sc. 1.
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Ay, in the catalogue ye go for men; As hounds, and greyhounds, mongrels, spaniels, curs, Shoughs, water-rugs, and demi-wolves, are 'clept All by the name of dogs.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some sort of construction project. But what about just a big field full of holes
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August Strindberg
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
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Jeff Valdez
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
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P. J. O'Rourke
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Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.
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Eleanor H. Porter
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It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it
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Rodney Dangerfield
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My sex life is terrible, my wife put a mirror over the dogs bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.
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SHAKS.: _King John,_ Act ii., Sc. 2.
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Here's a large mouth, indeed, That spits forth death, and mountains, rocks, and seas; Talks as familiarly of roaring lions, As maids of thirteen do of puppy dogs.
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Max Eastman
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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
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Viktor Suvorov
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True Socialism, in which everyone is truly equal, does not just resemble a prison - it is a prison. It can not exist unless it is surrounded by high walls, by watchtowers and by guard-dogs, for people always want to escape from any socialist regime, just
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GAY: _Rural Sports,_ Canto ii., Line 96.
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The healthy huntsman, with a cheerful horn, Summons the dogs and greets the dappled Morn. The jocund thunder wakes the enliven'd hounds, They rouse from sleep, and answer sounds for sounds.
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Muhammad Ali
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Why should they ask me to put on a uniform and go 10,000 miles from home and drop bombs and bullets on Brown people in Vietnam while so-called Negro people in Louisville are treated like dogs and denied simple human rights? No I???m not going 10,000 miles f
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Homer
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It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear fair. But when dogs shame the gray head and gray chin and nakedness of an old man killed, it is the most piteous thing that happens among wretched mortals.
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William Shakespeare
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Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this sun of York, And all the clouds that loured upon our house In the deep bosom of the ocean buried. Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths, Our bruised arms hung up for monuments, Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings, Our dreadful marches to delightful measures. Grim-visaged war hath smoothed his wrinkled front And now, instead of mounting barbed steeds To fright the souls of fearful adversaries, He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber To the lascivious pleasing of a lute. But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks, Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass I, that am rudely stamped, and want love's majesty To strut before a wanton ambling nymph I, that am curtailed of this fair proportion, Cheated of feature by dissembling nature, Deformed, unfinished, sent before my time Into this breathing world, scarce half made up, And that so lamely and unfashionable That dogs bark at me as I halt by them,-- Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace, Have no delight to pass away the time, Unless to spy my shadow in the sun.
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"Dogs like us, we ain't such dogs as we think we are." Ernest Borgnine
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"Get your hot dogs! Ice-cold hot dogs!" - Dot Warner
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The more I see of men, the better I like dogs.
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Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
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Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.
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Life.....is a series of dogs.
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Rap is to music what Hot Dogs are to Cuisine.
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Has it ever rained cats and dogs?
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Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
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If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.
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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
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Cowardly dogs bark loudest.
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"have you ever wondered why dogs smell each other in the
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Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
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Beware of barking dogs that bite.
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Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.
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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
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"Ahh!! They're dogs!! and...they're playing POKER!!
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Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
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Dogs crawl under Gates, software under Windows.
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Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
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Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof!
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'CRY HAVOC!', and let slip the dogs of war! - Julias Ceasar
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Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
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Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?
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The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
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"Dogs and cats living together, real wrath of God type stuff
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The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs!
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs.
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"dogs and cats living together, real wrath of God type stuff."
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"I'd go over twelve percent for that..." - Nice Guy Eddie, RESERVOIR DOGS
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"You don' frighten us, English pig-dogs!" -- French guard
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"I don't scare dogs with it, but it's just a face." --Justin Foote 45th
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"The Dame's scream hit an octave usually reserved for calling dogs."
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"Keep people as pets, train dogs, race rats...." -Pink Floyd
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"The little hot dogs in buns are nice."--Beverly Crusher
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"Is that a Bowie song? `Demon Dogs'?" -- Tom Servo
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"In horses, dogs and men, blood counts." - Thackery
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"Oh, havoc," cried Pooh as he let slip de dogs o' war.
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"Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead!" -Floyd
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"'CRY HAVOC!', and let slip the dogs of war!" - Julias Ceasar
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"Solet's seehot dogs, pop, fire, murder"
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"The Bataan `Oh my God, my dogs are aching!' march." -- Crow
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"Dogs come when called. Cats have answering machines..."
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