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John Fletcher He who goes to bed, and goes to bed sober, Falls as the leaves do, and dies in October; But he who goes to bed, and goes to bed mellow, Lives as he ought to do, and dies an honest fellow.
Stephen Leacock It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.
F Scott It's a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your tongue and, moreover, you can time any little irregularity of your own so that everybody else is so blind that they don't see or care.
Numbers 63 Bible Hebrew He shall separate himself from wine and strong drink, and shall drink no vinegar of wine, or vinegar of strong drink, neither shall he drink any liquor of grapes, nor eat moist grapes, or dried.
H. L. Mencken No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
Casey Stengel They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ballgames.
Henry David Thoreau Live each season as it passes breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.
Henry David Thoreau Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. I drink at it, but while I drink I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is. It's thin current slides away, but eternity remains.
Noel Coward Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.
Ecclesiastes 97 Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart for God now accepteth thy works.N.B. Eat, Drink and be merry. See also Luke 1219
Bible Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works.N.B.: Eat, Drink and be merry. See also Luke 12:19
BURNS: _Scotch Drink._ Give him strong drink until he wink, That's sinking in despair; An' liquor guid to fire his bluid, That's prest wi' grief an' care, There let him house and deep carouse, Wi' bumpers flowing o'er, Till he forgets his loves or debts, An' minds his griefs no
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.
Kahlil Gibran Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into me, for that would be easier than to be a spring of flowing water that the thirsty pass by, and from which they avoid drinking.
Abraham Lincoln Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case, if it will get the same results. - in reply to comments about General Grant's drinking problems
Thamas De Quincey Once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing and from robbing he comes next to drinking and sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
Steven Wright Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant. Isaid, "I'll be the one in the leather jacket." She said, "I'llbe the one drinking sake." Turned out it was one of thosebiker-sushi places. We never met.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
Robert Benchley Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
Danish proverb One drink is just right two is too many three are too few.
Walt Disney The main village, which includes the Railroad station, is built around a village green or informal park. In the park will be benches, a bandstand, drinking fountain, trees, and shrubs. It will be a place for people to sit and rest; mothers and grandmothe
Danish proverb Drink nothing without seeing it Sign nothing without reading it.
Dean Martin If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Assyrian Proverb He who doesn't risk never gets to drink champagne.
Bill Watterson Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em'
American Indian Proverb The frog does not drink up the pond in which he lives.
Robert Anthony Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
Jean Kerr Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
Gore Vidal Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
Lady Nancy Astor One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Brendan Francis Behan The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.
Mitchell Kapor Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
Ralph Waldo Emerson Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air
Chinese Proverb If you see in your wine the reflection of a person not in your range of vision, don't drink it.
Ben Johnson Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine Or leave a kiss but in the cup And I'll not look for wine.
PRIOR: _The Wandering Pilgrim._ A Rechabite poor Will must live, And drink of Adam's ale.
Rodney Dangerfield It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
DRYDEN: _Medal,_ Line 235. What can power give more than food and drink, To live at ease, and not be bound to think?
Rodney Dangerfield It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips..yet she won't drink from my glass!
Benjamin Johnson Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine Or leave a kiss but in the cup, And I'll not look for wine.
Ben Johnson I am grieved that it should be said he is my brother, and take these courses. Well, as he brews, so shall he drink, for George again. Yet he shall hear on't, and tightly, too, an' I live, i'faith.
Henri Matisse You study, you learn, but you guard the original naivete. It has to be within you, as desire for drink is within the drunkard or love is within the lover.
Road Trip E.L. Think about it Josh, you're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day
P. J. O'Rourke Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
Emily Elizabeth Dickinson Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.
Bible Forsake not an old friend for the new is not comparable to him a new friend is as new wine when it is old, thou shalt drink it with pleasure.
Dorothy DeBolt Of course I don't always enjoy being a mother. At those times my husband and I hole up somewhere in the wine country, eat, drink, make mad love and pretend we were born sterile and raise poodles.
John Fellows Akers After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy Astor . shouted, If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee Whereupon Winston Churchill answered, And if I were your husband I would drink it.
Thomas W. Higginson Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or in other words a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read and say and eat and drink and wear.
Miguel de Cervantes I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Made Ricky See thats what I'm talking about bobby, first class. You've got to get used to this my man, you deserve it. Hey ladies, you missed out on staying at the SoHo Grand on this trip you know what I mean. Listen, I'd offer you a ride in my limo, but I got to stretch my shit out. I'm a tall drink of water, don't want to wrinkle anything.
A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again.
When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but while I drink, I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is. Its thin current slides away, but eternity remains. I would drink deeper; fish fill the sky, whose bottom is pebbly with stars
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it but as I drink, I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is.
Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.
College students. We drink more beer before 9:00 a.m. than most people drink all day!
Time is but a stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it, but while I drink I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is. Its thin current slides away, but eternity remains.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Peanuts: The Drinking Man's Filter.
They talk of my drinking but never of my thirst.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
WARNING ... drinking tap water can kill your thirst!
What care I how time advances: I am drinking ale today.
Drinking kills brain cells, but just the weak ones...
"We drink and we die and continue to drink..." -- Leary
"Now drink...your drink." Scott to Chekov
I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
Drinking without being thirsty and making love at any time, Madame, are the only things that distinguish us from other animals.
To be always intending to live a new life, but never find time to set about it - this is as if a man should put off eating and drinking from one day to another till he be starved and destroyed.
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
"Read the Bantam book. Buy the drinking glass." -- Mike Nelson
"I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada." Joel Robinson
"Who's that idiot, drinking water as if it were free?" - Monty Burns
"Why yesh offisher I've been drinking but thatsh wash owersh ago."
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." Rev. William A. Spooner
"No, your fighter doesn't gain any bonuses from drinking coffee."
"Holywater clouds my thinking, sinking low now, keep on drinking..."
"I luv ya maaaan," slurred Pooh, after drinking way too much Stella
"Let's make a pact about drinking...let's never stop." -- Hawkeye
"When drinking wine, get not fuddled." - Hung Tzu-ch'eng
"Don't talk to the driver while he's drinking." -- Hawkeye
"I have a drinking problem. If Jake has 5 beers and Dan has 4..."
"Drinking is not my best subject." -- Father Mulcahy
"Drinking those moments when the darkness would hit me" - Riff
"Drinking hallucination's over..." -- Tom Servo
"Rule Four, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking."
"But you've been...drinking!" -Hikaru
Drink to me.
Never drink more than you weigh.
Ice-T...Something to drink, not listen to.
Please don't drink and post.
I'm not as thunk as you drink I am.
Water is the only drink for a wise man.
[Water is] the only drink for a wise man.
Bibo, ergo sum. - I drink, therefore I am
'Why can't we drink forever I...just want to start this over'

 

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