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Ken Faver I am not addicted to nicotine. Why must I participate in your drug addiction?
M. C. Escher I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.
This Is Spinal Tap Mick As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
Lily Tomlin Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Hunter S. Thompson I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Roy Blount, Jr. The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
John Van de Kamp If we can ... get them to understand that saying 'no' to drugs is rebelling against their parents and the generations of the past, we'd make it an enormous success.
Road Trip E.L. Think about it Josh, you're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day
Oliver L. North There is no moral middle ground. Indifference is not an option. ... For the sake of our children, I implore each of you to be unyielding and inflexible in your opposition to drugs.
Carl T. Rowan, Jr. Let... others call me a hypocrite because I fired a gun in a moment of personal peril. I shall still be for strict gun control. But as long as authorities leave this society awash in drugs and guns, I will protect my family.
David Borenstein Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most of those who persecuted him were hypocritical, Gore is shallow and weak, Bradley is an idealist, Bush Jr. a fool, and all of the independent candidates act like they're on drugs.
Coming to America Prince Akeem Oh, it was a most amazing game. The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. The Giants triumphed by kicking a pigskin ball through a big H. A most ripping victory. Cleo McDowell Son... I'm just going to tell you this one time. If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.
Joseph Heller Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
Austin Powers International Man of Mystery Austin Powers No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound
Lyle Myhur When they took the 4th Amendment, I was quiet because I didn't deal drugs. When they took the 6th Amendment, I was quiet because I am innocent. When they took the 2nd Amendment, I was quiet because I don't own a gun. Now they have taken the 1st Amendment, and I can only be quiet.
We take drugs very seriously at my house...
Drugs are a bet with your mind.
There are drugs named after us.
We take drugs very seriously at my house.
This is a fried egg on drugs. Any questions?
Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
Usenet is cheaper than drugs, just as addictive, but you have to know how to read!
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs...God do I love Congress
Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.
Doctors pour drugs of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, into patients of whom they know nothing.
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
"Sex! Lies! Drugs! Money! Power! Corruption! God, I love Congress!"
"I dont need no drugs to calm me!" -Pink Floyd
"How 'bout prostitution? Drugs?" -- Mike Nelson
"Youth is about sex, drugs, pizza, and more sex." -- Nikki Sixx
"And I dont need no drugs to calm me!" -Pink Floyd
"I may be on drugs, but I'm as normal as anyone else!" - Cate Vanicek
"The War on Drugs" - America's latest Vietnam.
"Oh, did I mention there were drugs at that time?" -- Joel
"Puns are like drugs." - Dire Wolf
"The drugs are for me and momma." -Gallagher
"You all think I'm paranoid, don't you?!" - Eddie on drugs
"I am NOT on drugs!" said Tom in high falsetto
"He wasn't always like this. It's the drugs." -- Duncan MacLeod
We are totally opposed to abortion under any circumstances. We are also opposed to abortifacient drugs and chemicals like the Pill and the IUD, and we are also opposed to all forms of birth control with the exception of natural family planning.
"No, we are NOT drugs on!"
"DOS" = Your PC. "Windows" = Your PC on drugs. Any Questions?
"OS/2 2.0"=Your PC. "Windows"=Your PC on drugs. Questions

 

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