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Anon.
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What is home?
???A roof to keep out the rain?
Four walls to keep out the wind?
Floors to keep out the cold?
Yes, but home is more than that.
It is the laugh of a baby,
the song of a mother,
the strength of a father,
warmth of loving hearts,
lights
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Mark Twain
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Here he lies where he longed to be;
Home is the sailor, home from sea,
and the hunter home from the hill.
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ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON: _Requiem._
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This be the verse you grave for me: Here he lies where he longed to be; Home is the sailor, home from sea, And the hunter home from the hill.
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Henry Ward Beecher
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A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectl
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Charles A. Jaffe
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For a lot of people, the weekly paycheck is "take-home pay" because home is the only place they can afford to go with it.
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Charles A. Jaffe
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For a lot of people, the weekly paycheck is take-home pay because home is the only place they can afford to go with it.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.
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David Frost
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Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.
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Mark Twain
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A home without a cat--and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat--may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?
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J. HOWARD PAYNE: _Home, Sweet Home._
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'Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, Be it ever so humble, there 's no place like home.
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Dave Barry
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In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that men know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is look at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home.
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Rodney Dangerfield
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A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!
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Rodney Dangerfield
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A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over, nobody was home.
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Anon.
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What is home?
???A roof to keep out the rain?
Four walls to keep out the wind?
Floors to keep out the cold?
Yes, but home is more than that.
It is the laugh of a baby,
the song of a mother,
the strength of a father,
warmth of loving hearts,
lights
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Joseph Brodsky
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No matter under what circumstances you leave it, home does not cease to be home. No matter how you lived there-well or poorly.
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Rodney Dangerfield
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One day...as I came home early from work...I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy...Hey buddy...why are you doing that for? He said..Because you came home early.
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Rodney Dangerfield
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One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy . . . why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
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Ronald Reagan
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As long as there are guns, the individual that wants a gun for a crime is going to have one and going to get it. The only person who's going to be penalized and have difficulty is the law-abiding citizen, who then cannot have it if he wants protection-the protection of a weapon in his home, for home protection.
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Rodney Dangerfield
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A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over there's nobody home", I went over - nobody was home
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CHARLES KINGSLEY: _The Sands of Dee._
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O Mary, go and call the cattle home, And call the cattle home, And call the cattle home, Across the sands o' Dee.
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Thornton
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The test of an adventure is that when you're in the middle of it, you say to yourself, 'Oh, now I've got myself into an awful mess I wish I were sitting quietly at home.' And the sign that something's wrong with you is when you sit quietly at home wishing you were out having lots of adventure.
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Alvaro de Solva
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It used to take courage--indeed, it was the act of courage par excellence--to leave the comforts of home and family and go out into the world seeking adventure. Today there are fewer places to discover, and the real adventure is to stay at home.
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Happy Gilmore
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Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball.
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Claudia Alta Taylor Johnson
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This is something that I cherish. Once in a friend's home I came across this blessing, and took it down in shorthand ... it says something I like to live with Oh Thou, who dwellest in so many homes, possess Thyself of this. Bless the life that is sheltered here. Grant that trust and peace and comfort abide within, and that love and life and usefulness may go out from this home forever.
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Rodney Dangerfield
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One day I came home and saw a guy jogging naked, I said "Hey buddy why are you doing that", he said "cause you came home early".
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Child Age 6
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Home is where the house is.
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Twyla Tharp
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Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.
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Ken Olson
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There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
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Edith Ann
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Miguel de Cervantes
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Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves.
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SHAKS.: _As You Like It,_ Act ii., Sc. 4.
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When I was at home, I was in a better place; But travellers must be content.
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Cristion Morgenstern
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Home is not where you live but where they understand you.
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William Feather
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A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest.
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JOHN HOME: _Douglas,_ Act iv., Sc. 1.
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A rude and boisterous captain of the sea.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
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There is no place more delightful than home.
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Japanese Proverb
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Don't stay long when the husband is not at home.
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Kin Hubbard
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And yet of all the home remedies,
A good wife and mother is still the best.
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Clifton Fadiman
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One's first book, kiss, home run, is always the best.
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W. Somerset Maugham
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A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
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Francis Bacon
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Death is a friend of ours and he that is not ready to entertain him is not at home.
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Donna Hedges
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Having a place to go - is a home. Having someone to love - is a family. Having both - is a blessing.
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Lawana Blackwell
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If there was strife and contention in the home, very little else in life could compensate for it.
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Casey Stengel
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Samuel Butler
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Arguments are like fire-arms which a man may keep at home but should not carry about with him.
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Don Fraser
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A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
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A home without books is a body without soul.
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Edward R. Murrow
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We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home.
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Betty Bender
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When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
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William E. Gladstone
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Here is my first principle of foreign policy: good government at home.
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Steven Wright
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now.But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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This body is not a home but an inn, and that only briefly. - Epistulae ad Lucilium
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.
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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires.
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'Home, Sweet Home' must surely have been written by a bachelor
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'Home, Sweet Home' was written by a bachelor
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"Home, Sweet Home" must surely have been written by a bachelor. -- Samuel Butler
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"Wackland! Home, Surreal Home!" -- Gogo Dodo
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"Home, Sweet Home" must surely have been written by a bachelor.
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"Home. Home is where you wear-a you hat." <John Worfin>
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"Home again. Home again. Jiggity jig." -- Crow T. Robot
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"Home is Home. It's where we belong." Janeway
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"Home, Sweet Home" - by A. Bachelor
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"I could say home sweet home, sir" - Data
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It is easy to love the people far away. It is not always easy to love those close to us. It is easier to give a cup of rice to relieve hunger than to relieve the loneliness and pain of someone unloved in our home. Bring love into your home for this is whe
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Let me go home and start over....
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Take me drunk ... I'm home again.
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Nobody Home But the Lights & they're out too.
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Home is where you wear your hat.
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If I follow you home, will you keep me?
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Not going home is already like death.
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"Come on over there's nobody home." I went over - nobody was home !!
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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
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Remember, If you're not in bed by 10:30..... go home!
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Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
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My home is not a place, it is people.
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My Turbo Light is on, but nobody is home.
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Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved.
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I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans.
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There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
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May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
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There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
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Animals are your friends. But they won't drive you home.
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He hath eaten me out of house and home.
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I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.
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A good home must be made, not bought.
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On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone.
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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Death is a friend of ours; and he that is not ready to entertain him is not at home.
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Every child deserves a home and love. Period.
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Don't drink and drive - Smoke dope and fly home.
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If a dog will not come to you after he has looked you in face, you should go home and examine your consicence.
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Your body is just the place your memory calls home.
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Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says: I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
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Television has brought murder back into the home-- where it belongs.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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