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Anon.

Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me when I fell,And would some pretty story tell,Or kiss the place to make it well?My Mother.

Anon.

For a mother is the only person on earth Who can divide her love among ten children And each child still have all her love.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Women known The way to rear up children (to be just) They know a simple, merry, tender knack Of tying sashes, fitting baby-shoes And stringing pretty words that make no sense.

Arabic Proverb

Heaven is at the feet of Mothers.

Robert Browning

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there.

Strickland Gillilan

RICHER THAN GOLDYou may have tangible wealth untold;Caskets of jewels and coffers of gold.Richer than I you can never be --I had a mother who read to me.

Dorothy Canfield Fisher

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.

Sydney J. Harris

The commonest fallacy among women is that simply having children makes them a mother - which is as absurd as believing that having a piano makes one a musician.

Washington Irving

A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine, desert us when troubles thicken around us, still will she cling to us, and

Kin Hubbard

And yet of all the home remedies, A good wife and mother is still the best.

Tenneva Jordan

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.

Alice Walker

And so our mothers and grandmothers have, more often than not anonymously, handed on the creative spark, the seed of the flower they themselves never hoped to see: or like a sealed letter they could not plainly read.

William Ross Wallace

They say that man is mighty, He governs land and sea; He wields a mighty scepter O???er lesser powers that be; And the hand that rocks the cradle Is the hand that rules the world.

George Washington

My Mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my Mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.

COLERIDGE: _The Three Graves._

A mother is a mother still, The holiest thing alive.

Katharine Hepburn

Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if it doesn't interest you, don't do it . I would have made a terrible mother.

George Washington

My Mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my Mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.

Richard Kehl

A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize in an examination. The question had been How many legs does a horse have He had answered, Three. When his mother asked how he had gotten the first prize, he replied that all the other children had said, Two.

American Indian Proverb

We are made from Mother Earth and we go back to Mother Earth.

Mother Theresa

The greatest destroyer of peace is abortion because if a mother can kill her own child, what is left for me to kill you and you to kill me There is nothing between.

Gloria Vanderbilt

And it came to me, and I knew what I had to have before my soul would rest. I wanted to belong-to belong to my mother. And in return-I wanted my mother to belong to me.

Mother Theresa

I see God in every human being.

Mother Theresa

We are all pencils in the hand of God.

Mother Theresa

People who really want help may attack you if you help them. Help them anyway.

Mother Theresa

One must really have suffered oneself to help others.

B. B. King

Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin', too.

Laertius Diogenes

The mob is the mother of tyrants.

Anon.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

Abraham Lincoln

All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.

Mother Theresa

God doesn't require us to succeed he only requires that you try.

Mother Theresa

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.

Harry Homes

Ignorance is the mother of fear.

Mother Theresa

If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.

W. C. Fields

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.

Mother Theresa

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.

Saint Augustine

He who does not have the church as his mother does not have God as his Father.

Mother Theresa

Life is a promise fulfill it.

Mother Theresa

To keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it.

Mother Teresa

Peace begins with a smile.

Jack London

The scab is a traitor to his God, his mother, and his class.

Rodney Dangerfield

My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

Rodney Dangerfield

My mother never breast-fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

Miguel de Cervantes

Diligence is the mother of good fortune.

Moorish Proverb

Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother.

Rodney Dangerfield

My mother had morning sickness - after I was born.

Rodney Dangerfield

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.

Rodney Dangerfield

When my old man wanted sex... my mother would show him a picture of me.

Rodney Dangerfield

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.

Hubert Humphrey

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

Rodney Dangerfield

When I was born the doctor slapped my mother.

American Indian Proverb

We are all one child spinning through Mother Sky.

Rodney Dangerfield

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

Kin Hubbard

And yet of all the home remedies, A good wife and mother is still the best.

Mark Twain

Necessity is the mother of taking chances.

Danish proverb

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of priests.

Mother Theresa

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.

Mike Tyson

I'm just an average guy. I'm not Mother Teresa, but I'm not Charles Manson either.

Rodney Dangerfield

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

Rodney Dangerfield

I was so ugly...my mother used to feed me with a sling shot!

Rodney Dangerfield

I knew a girl that was so ugly that... her mother ripped in two when she had her.

William Makepeace Thackeray

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.

Steven Wright

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Mother Theresa

If we want a love message to be heard, it has to be sent out. To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it.

Mother Theresa

If you are successful, you may win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway.

"Semele" - Virgin Mother, Great Mother of the Gods.

"Mother mother ocean, I have heard your call..."

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are

"My mother! My sister! My sister! My mother!" -- Mike Nelson

"I miss my mother so much. She was like a mother to me!"

Doesn't look like his mother....could be his sister....

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

Mother is the invention of necessity.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

Mother Nature is a bitch.

Invention is the mother of necessity.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

Ignorance is the mother of admiration.

Leisure is the mother of philosophy.

I'm the person your mother warned you about.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Truth is the mother of hatred.

Necessity, who is the mother of invention.

"... and I shall cry "MOTHER!", for the universe is my mother ..."

A mother understands what a child does not say.

Assumption is the mother of all screwups...

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

Wave to your neighbor, Word to your mother.

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends

Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It has no mother.

Diligence is the mother of good luck.

My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children

I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see her son-in-law suffer in her dreams.

Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river.

I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.

Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.

"Egads, I think I'm starting to sound like my mother!!!! - Taltos

We met Dr. Hall in such deep mourning that either his mother, his wife, or himself must be dead.

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.

My mother said to me, if you go into the military, you will become a general. If you go into the clergy, you will become Pope. Instead, I became an artist, and I am Piccaso.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who sees that the others get it.

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me to see him in a store and he asked for my autograph.