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Ambrose Bierce

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain.

Robin Green

Ladies and gentlemen, today we're here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything from those electrons snapping in our brain to our father the sun. What's the sun It's kind of like a brain. Electromagnetic field, solar flares sparking back and forth from those nerve cells. We're all one, folks, giant blobs of electricity, all of us. Positive & negative, electromagnetic fields just circling each other. Positive, negative, north, south, male and female. Looking for that electric moment. Magnet to magnet, opposites attract.

J. K. Rowling

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.

Unknown

Most everything in my brain, someone else helped put there.

Ambrose Bierce

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

Ambrose Bierce

Brain an apparatus with which we think we think.

Anon.

Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

P. Dan Wiwchar

Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.

Hume	What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call 'thought'.

Alan Bleasdale

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

Dale Dauten

It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.

Pat Elphinstone

The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it's time to turn off the sound.

Timothy Leary

We are dealing with the best-educated generation in history. But they've got a brain dressed up with nowhere to go.

Arnold H. Glasow

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied.

William Shakespeare

A man in all the world's new fashion planted, That hath a mint of phrases in his brain.

Clarence Darrow

Liberty is the most jealous and exacting mistress that can beguile the soul and brain of man.

Steven Wright

My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it, but she got poison ivy on the brain. When it itched, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper.

Peter J. Davies

Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting. It needs continual and regular top up's.

John Moore

He who hasn't hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain.

William Gladstone

The American Constitution is, so far as I can see, the most wonderful work ever struck off at a given time by the brain and purpose of man.

James Shirley

Cease, warring thoughts, and let his brain No more discord entertain But be smooth and calm again.

COWPER: _Expostulation,_ Line 630.

What dotage will not Vanity maintain? What web too weak to catch a modern brain?

Conan Doyle

A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to need, and the rest he can put away in the lumber room of his library, where he can get it if he wants it.

Robert Frost

The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Alexander Eliot

So-called art restoration is at least as tricky as brain surgery. Most pictures expire under scalpel and sponge.

Giles St. Aubyn

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

ROBERT BROWNING: _One Word More,_ xvii.

Oh their Dante of the dread Inferno, Wrote one song--and in my brain I sing it.

Hellen Keller

Toleration is the greatest gift of mind, it requires that same effort of the brain that it takes to balance oneself on a bicycle.

George Bernard Shaw

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

SHAKS.: _Rom. and Jul.,_ Act i., Sc. 4.

I talk of dreams Which are the children of an idle brain, Begot of nothing but vain fantasy; Which is as thin of substance as the air; And more inconstant than the wind.

Dr. Seuss

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

Katherine Anne Porter

I don't believe in intuition. When you get sudden flashes of perception, it is just the brain working faster than usual. But you've been getting ready to know it for a long time, and when it comes, you feel you've known it always.

Albert Einstein

He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.

Emerson M. Pugh

If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.

Dalai Lama

This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple the philosophy is kindness.

Matrix, The

Morpheus If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain

SHAKS.: _Macbeth,_ Act ii., Sc. 1

Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand?... or art thou but A dagger of the mind, a false creation, Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?

Thomas Jefferson

The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus by the Supreme Being in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.

Robert Green Ingersoll

I am inferior of any man whose rights I trample under foot. Men are not superior by reason of the accidents of race or color. They are superior who have the best heart--the best brain.

ROBERT BROWNING: _Flight of the Duchess,_ Pt. xv.

Love is the only good in the world. Henceforth be loved as heart can love, Or brain devise, or hand approve.

Tommy Boy

Richard Try an association such as Let's say the average person uses ten percent of his brain. How much do you use One and a half percent. The rest is filled with malted hops and bong resin.

Nikola Tesla

I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success....Such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.

Hamlin Garland

Whenever the pressure of our complex city life thins my blood and numbs my brain, I seek relief in the trail; and when I hear the coyote wailing to the yellow dawn, my cares fall from me - I am happy.

Dennis Koenig

Dreams are postcards from our subconscious, inner self to outer self, right brain trying to cross that moat to the left. Too often they come back unread return to sender, addressee unknown. That's a shame because it's a whole other world out there--or in here depending on your point of view.

Andrew Schneider

Hey, what do you think drives all this grey matter up here Electricity. It's brain waves surfing on synaptic junctions. If your radio can go out because of sun spots, why can't your cerebellum It's all a matter of reception and it seems to me these signals are going to get crossed somehow. It's all logical.

SHAKS.: _Macbeth,_ Act v., Sc. 3.

Canst thou not minister to a mind diseas'd; Pluck from the memory a rooted sorrow; Raze out the written troubles of the brain; And, with some sweet oblivious antidote, Cleanse the stuff'd bosom of that perilous stuff, Which weighs upon the heart?

Anna Mary Robertson Moses

A strange thing is memory, and hope one looks backward, and the other forward one is of today, the other of tomorrow. Memory is history recorded in our brain, memory is a painter, it paints pictures of the past and of the day.

Thomas A. Edison

There will one day spring from the brain of science a machine or force so fearful in its potentialities, so absolutely terrifying, that even man, the fighter, who will dare torture and death in order to inflict torture and death, will be appalled, and so

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

A memory is anything that happens and does not completely unhappen. The result is some trace which is left. The trace may last for a long time or it may last only for a short time. Information that comes into the brain leaves a trace in the altered behavi

"This is your brain....this is your brain watching MANOS

I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce s

"That's not true, Brain! He's a crime-fighting genius!" - Brain

"Brain and Brain! What is Brain???" - Geco

"BRAIN AND BRAIN? WHAT IS BRAIN?" - Kara

"His brain is missing?" - Kirk, 'Spock's Brain'

"The parts of the brain, performed by.. The Brain!" - Pinky

"His brain is gone!" - McCoy, 'Spock's Brain'

"This is your brain... This is your brain on hollow-points..."

"A brain. I need a brain for my Spock." - Dr. Kirkenstein

"This is your brain. This is your brain on a Beakman." -- Josie

"They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, , Brain, Brain, Brain!"

"You've lost five percent of your brain!" "Me lose brain? Uh oh!"

"EMPEROR Brain!" - Brain

"This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box." -Riddler

"Brain and brain! What is brain?"

The more you use your brain, the more brain you will have to use.

Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.

Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.

Brain: The apparatus with which we think that we think.

If little else, the brain is an educational toy.

If you haven't much education you must use your brain.

I bet the human brain is a kludge.

May I please be excused? My Brain is full.

It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others

For the finest in brain candy.

>From my brain, an organ with a mind of it's own.

The Lab called,..... Your brain is ready!

A committee has 6 or more legs and no brain.

What a splendid head, yet no brain.

Brain dysfunction detected....

"They're Pinky and the Brain! They're Pinky and the Brain!"

Brain over - Insert coin

Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

]From my brain, an organ with a mind of it's own.

Doctor, my brain hurts!

Doctor, my brain hurts.

" . " This is your brain. " * " This is my brain. Any questions?

For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me.

I've got a piece of brain lodged in me head.

Brain on vacation, body on autopilot

Error #1511: Brain Offline

If God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?

She is blonde/tall/beautiful, and as a Z80 for a brain

Reduce brain fat. Eat Moral Fiber.

I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.