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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
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Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.
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F Scott
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It's a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your tongue and, moreover, you can time any little irregularity of your own so that everybody else is so blind that they don't see or care.
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Kahlil Gibran
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Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into me, for that would be easier than to be a spring of flowing water that the thirsty pass by, and from which they avoid drinking.
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Abraham Lincoln
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Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case, if it will get the same results. - in reply to comments about General Grant's drinking problems
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Thamas De Quincey
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Once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing and from robbing he comes next to drinking and sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
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Steven Wright
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Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant. Isaid, "I'll be the one in the leather jacket." She said, "I'llbe the one drinking sake." Turned out it was one of thosebiker-sushi places. We never met.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
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Robert Benchley
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
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Walt Disney
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The main village, which includes the Railroad station, is built around a village green or informal park. In the park will be benches, a bandstand, drinking fountain, trees, and shrubs. It will be a place for people to sit and rest; mothers and grandmothe
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When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that started you drinking in the first place.
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They talk of my drinking but never of my thirst.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
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Peanuts: The Drinking Man's Filter.
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Drinking kills brain cells, but just the weak ones...
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WARNING ... drinking tap water can kill your thirst!
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What care I how time advances: I am drinking ale today.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
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Drinking without being thirsty and making love at any time, Madame, are the only things that distinguish us from other animals.
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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
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To be always intending to live a new life, but never find time to set about it - this is as if a man should put off eating and drinking from one day to another till he be starved and destroyed.
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A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again.
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"Read the Bantam book. Buy the drinking glass." -- Mike Nelson
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If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
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"Why yesh offisher I've been drinking but thatsh wash owersh ago."
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"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." Rev. William A. Spooner
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"Who's that idiot, drinking water as if it were free?" - Monty Burns
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"I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada." Joel Robinson
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"No, your fighter doesn't gain any bonuses from drinking coffee."
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"Holywater clouds my thinking, sinking low now, keep on drinking..."
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"I luv ya maaaan," slurred Pooh, after drinking way too much Stella
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"Let's make a pact about drinking...let's never stop." -- Hawkeye
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"When drinking wine, get not fuddled." - Hung Tzu-ch'eng
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"Don't talk to the driver while he's drinking." -- Hawkeye
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"Drinking is not my best subject." -- Father Mulcahy
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"Drinking those moments when the darkness would hit me" - Riff
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"I have a drinking problem. If Jake has 5 beers and Dan has 4..."
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"Drinking hallucination's over..." -- Tom Servo
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"Rule Four, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking."
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"But you've been...drinking!" -Hikaru
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"What are you drinking, Bela?" "Formaldahyde."
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