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Chris Rock
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You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
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George Herbert Walker Bush
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The Congress will push me to raise taxes, and I'll say no, and they'll push and I'll say no, and they'll push again. And all I can say to them is read my lips No New Taxes.
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Leona Helmsly
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Only the little people pay taxes.
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Benjamin Franklin
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In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Taxes are the price we pay for civilization.
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Robert Orben
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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
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Milton Friedman
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We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork.
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H.L. Mencken
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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
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Paula Poundstone
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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
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CONGREVE: _Epis. to Sir Richard Temple. Of Pleasing,_ Line 17.
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Who nothing has to lose, the war bewails; And he who nothing pays, at taxes rails.
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James Dale Davidson
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The politicians don't just want your money. They want your soul. They want you to be worn down by taxes until you are dependent and helpless. When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both.
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Arthur Godfrey
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I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is -- I could be just as proud for half the money.
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Calvin Coolidge
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The collection of any taxes which are not absolutely required, which do not beyond reasonable doubt contribute to the public welfare, is only a species of legalized larceny. Under this republic the rewards of industry belong to those who earn them. The on
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Gore Vidal
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The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along, paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return.
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H.L. Mencken
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All zoos actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling.
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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.
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[George Bush] has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes on the people riding in limousines. We can do better.
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"No new taxes!" - Politician. Translation: "Mo' new taxes!"
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Read my lips--NO NEW TAXES!
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But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
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Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
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Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
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... Clinton sandwich: $5 of baloney and $20 in taxes
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The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that carries any reward.
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They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just a tired feeling really.
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"I am Clinton of Borg. Taxes are NOT Irrelevant
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The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
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The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
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Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?
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All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by the government in less than a second.
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He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination--and taxes.
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"Bother," said Pooh, as Bill Clinton promised to lower taxes
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"Bother," said Pooh as Bill Clinton promised to lower taxes
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"Bother" said Pooh as Bill Clinton promised to lower taxes
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I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going.
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"I won't raise taxes on the middle class." -Bill Clinton
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"The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift - is taxes." -W. Feather
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"Only upper 10% will pay additional taxes" -- Bill Clinton [1992]
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"Valentine Michael Smith was as real as taxes." - Heinlein
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"Read my lips: Know new taxes!" -- George Bush, misquoted.
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"Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed." - Lazarus Long
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"I will not raise taxes on the middle class" - Clinton
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"Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed." - Heinlein
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"I will not raise your taxes to pay for these programs." --Bill Clinton
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"This plan...will require no new taxes" - Bill Clinton 8-92
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"This planwill require no new taxes" - Bill Clinton 8-92
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... "I will not raise taxes on the middle class." -- Bill
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"I said no GNU taxes. Do you see any GNUs being taxed?" - G. Bush
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"A little off the top and trim the sides...My hair, not taxes!"
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"I don't like taxes anymore than you do" - Bill Clinton.
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"I said No gnu taxes! Do you see any gnus being taxed?" - B.Hawke.
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"This plan... will require no new taxes" - Clinton
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Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: Animals have instincts, we have taxes.
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"Only the little people pay taxes." Leona Helmsley
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"Nothing in this world is certain, except death and taxes." - Franklin
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All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling.
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"In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes."
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"DIME" - A dollar with all the taxes taken out.
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"I said 'No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus being taxed?"
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"I will lower taxes!" (Pause) "Psyche!!!" - Bill Clinton
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"I will not raise taxes on the middle class!" -- Clinton (Clinton lie)
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