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Cuation: Hungry Dieter ... may bite if provoked.
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Caution ... Contents under pressure.
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Calm down ... it's only ones and zeros.
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"C" combines the flexibility of assembly language with the power of assembly language.
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Busydo ... the way of the shrub. Bonsai!
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Bureaucrats cut red tape ... lengthwise!
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Built for comfort, not for speed.
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Bombs don't kill people ... explosions kill people.
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Black holes are where God is dividing by zero.
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Beware of Quantam Ducks! Quark! Quark! Quark!
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Beware! I'm armed and have pre-menstrual tension!
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Better living through alchemy.
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Berserkers do it without thinking.
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Being weird isn't enough.
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The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
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Beam me up, Scotty ... there's no intelligent life here.
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Beam me up, Scotty ... the elevators don't work.
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Beam me up, Scotty ... it ate my phaser!
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Be yourself ... It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.
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Ban the bomb ... Save the world for conventional warfare.
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BACK RUBS (Given with pleasure, received with ecstasy.
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Back off, man ... I'm a scientist!
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Avoid cliches like the plague ... they're a dime a dozen.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Ask a silly person, get a silly answer.
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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Anarcho-Paladin Anarchy - It's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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American Non-Sequitor Society - we don't make sense, but we do like pizza.
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All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
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All the world's an analog stage, and digital circuits play only bit parts.
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All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.
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All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
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A neat desk is the sign of a sick mind.
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