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Top signs that your cat has hacked your Internet account and uses it on your computer...
- You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.

- Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com/

- Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

- On ICQ you're known as the IronMouser!!

- E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy".

- Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

- You find you`ve been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

- Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.

[ Now just make sure your cat doesn't get your Credit card. The next thing you know, you will see a dozen tuna sandwiches from catliketoshop.com! ;-)]



- Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog". ;-)

- Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

- You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.

- On ICQ you're known as the IronMouser!!

- E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy".

- Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

- You find you`ve been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

- Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com/

- Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.

[ Now just make sure your cat doesn't get your Credit card. The next thing you know, you will see a dozen tuna sandwiches from catliketoshop.com! ;-)]


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