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It was afternoon in the crowded cafeteria
It was afternoon in the crowded cafeteria. The elderly matron sitting at the counter was obviously upset at the cigarette smoke of the young blonde woman beside her.

Finally the older woman could take it no longer. She turned to the blonde and bellowed with a loud voice, "Young lady, I would rather commit adultery than smoke!"

"So would I," quipped the blonde, "but you know, there just isn't time enough during a coffee break."

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