Did you hear about the call girl that had to get her appendix out?
The doctor sewed up the wrong hole and now she's making money on the side.
What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?
A dry doc.
How is a hospital gown like insurance?
You're never covered as much as you think you are.
Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. I think I'm a kleptomaniac.
Doctor: Don't worry. I think there's something you can take for that.
What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?
Saturday Night Fever.
Doctors bury their mistakes.
Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street?
They were arch enemies.
As a doctor was examining his patient, he asked, "Any coughing, wheezing or shortness of cash?"
My Mom got the Amish flu. First she got a little horse, then she got a little buggy.
When the hospital gives you one of those skimpy gowns, you know the end is in sight.
Pathologists know how to cut loose.
If an operation to remove the appendix is an appendectomy, what is the name of the procedure that transforms a woman into a man?
An add-a-dick-to-me.
What do you call a Florida gynecologist?
A spreader of old wives' tails.
Why did the proctologist use two fingers?
In case the patient wanted a second opinion.
Did you hear that researchers have discovered that diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans.
Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
They have shaky hands! |
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