- Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off! ;-)
- Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
- It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick... ;-)
- If you've never smoked, you can start now and it won't have time to hurt you...
- Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them, either!!
- Your eyes won't get much worse...
- Things you buy now don't have time to wear out...
And, one of the best advantages of being old...
- In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first!!
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