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All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From a Snowman
-It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.
-Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
-Wearing white is always appropriate.
-Winter is the best of the four seasons.
-It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
-The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.
There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.
-You know you've made it when they write a song about you.
-Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!
-We're all made up of mostly water.
-Don't get too much sun.
-It's fun to hang out in your front yard.
-It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.


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