[ The Old Version ]
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was...
[ The New Versions... ]
- Pessimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
- Optimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
Don't worry, she will come back.
- Suspicious:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
- Playful:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again...
repeat *
- Vengeful:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she doesn't come back,
Hunt her down and shoot her.
- Bill Gates:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees,
but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
- Biologist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
She'll evolve.
- Statistician:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway!
- Finance Expert:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
- Schwarzenegger's Fan:
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
SHE'LL BE BACK!
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