When you are sad, ...
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are scared, ....
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, ...
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.
When you are confused, ...
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are lost, ...
I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.
When you are sick, ...
I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain God.
When you fall, ...
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath, ...
I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend.
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