The same guy who removes the cigarette butts from the urinal, also puts the ice in your drinks.
*Sign by a urinal.
Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.
*Sign seen in a bar.
If you can piss this high, join the fire department.
*On the wall in the men's restroom at the height of 6 feet at O'Ryan's Irish Pub in Ashland, Oregon.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
*Revolution Books in New York, New York.
What are you looking at the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
*Men's restroom at Lynagh's in Lexington, Kentucky.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
*Men's room at Linda's Bar and Grill in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
*Perkin's Library at Duke University in Durham, North Carolina.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
*Armand's Pizza in Washington, D.C.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
*Rest stop off Route 81 in West Virginia.
To do is to be.-Descartes
To be is to do.-Voltaire
Do be do be do.-Frank Sinatra
*Men's restroom at Greasewood Flats in Scottsdale, Arizona.
If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice.
*Smokey Joe's in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Make love, not war! Hell, do both, get married!
*Women's restroom at The Filling Station in Bozeman, Montana.
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
*Women's restroom at Dick's Last Resort in Dallas, Texas.
JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
*Men's restroom at American University in Washington, D.C.
Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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