In the beginning was the requirement and then the tasking.
and the requirement was without form; and the tasking, it was void.
and darkness was on the face of the analysis thereof.
and they spake unto their group leader, saying:
"It is a crock of shit, and non may abide the odor thereof."
Now the group leader spake unto his section chief, saying:
"It is a crock of excrement, and non may abide the odor thereof."
Now the section chief spake unto his branch chief, saying:
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong such that none may
abide before it."
And the branch chief spake unto his division chief, saying:
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and non may abide by its stregth."
And the division chief spake unto the assistant director, saying:
"It containeth that which aids the growth of plants, and it is very
strong."
And the assistant director spake unto the associate director, saying:
"It promoteth growth, and it is very powerful."
And the associate director spake unto the director, saying:
"This powerful new project will help promote the growth of the agency."
And the director looked upon the project, and saw that it was good!
|
|
