Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who's behind you.
Fabric walls offer little protection from gunfire.
That nagging feeling that if I press the right button, I'll get a piece of cheese.
Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
My walls are too close together for my hammock.
Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without somebody making a comment.
Coworkers stare if you loosen your pants to tuck in your shirt.
Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
Passing tour groups never throw peanuts.
When you quit and walk out, there's no door to slam.
Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all
day long.
Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to
see who's behind you.
Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a
piece of cheese.
Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
23 power cords - 1 outlet.
Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
The carpet has been there since 1976 (or older) and shows more signs of life than your coworkers.
It's imposible to sneak a smoke.
If you talk to yourself it causes all the surrounding cubicle
inhabitants to pop their heads over the wall and say "What? I
didn't hear you."
You always have the feeling that someone is watching you, but
by the time you turn to look they're gone.
STATIC CHARGES THAT ZAP UP WHEN U TOUCH THE METAL FRAME OF THE CUBICLE!
Your cubical worklight starts flickering! |
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