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Jesus and Elvis
Jesus said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39)
Elvis said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA, 1956)

Jesus is part of the Trinity.
Elvis's first band: a trio.

Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25)
Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965)

Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members.
Elvis's entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.

Jesus was resurrected.
Elvis had the famous 1968 "comeback" TV special.

Jesus said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37)
Elvis said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM, 1957)

Matthew was one of Jesus' biographers. (The Gospel of Matthew)
Neil Matthews was one of Elvis's biographers. (Elvis: A Golden Tribute)

"Jesus' clothes became a dazzling white" (Mark 9:3)
Elvis's snow-white jumpsuits dazzled audiences.

Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land.
Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.

Jesus: the Lamb of God.
Elvis: had mutton chop sideburns.

Jesus' Father is everywhere.
Elvis's father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.

Jesus was a carpenter.
Elvis's favorite high school class was wood shop.

Jesus wore a crown of thorns.
Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler.

Jesus said: "Man shall not live by bread alone."
Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.


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