These are actual clippings from church newspapers. It's amazing what a little proofreading would prevent:
* Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa!
* Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."
* "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
* The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus." ;-)
* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
* Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.
* The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoy *sinning* to join the choir.
* The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
* The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this *tragedy*.
* Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance! |
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