Strip poker with Santa's granddaughter
Attach the Mistletoe to Santa's Ass
Spin the Salt Lick
Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers
Moose or Dare
Flying into the "No Fly Zone" over Iraq just to watch Saddam do a slow
burn and Santa dampen his Depends
Bait-and-Shoot Elmo
The Annual Turn-Frosty-Yellow-from-50-Paces Contest
Scare the Holy Crap Out of the Airline Pilot
Convince the Elves to Eat "Raisinets"
Pin the Tail on Santa's Big Fat Animal-Abusing Ass
Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen
Elf Tossing
Sniff the Tail on the Donkey
The "Rudolph the Shitfaced Reindeer" Drinking Game |
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