What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
Ghost-Cards!
Where do little ghosts learn to yell "BOO!"?
In noisery school.
How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
By scareplane.
Who is the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Bones!
What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?
Skellyvision!
What do you call a lady spook who works on an airplane?
An air-ghostess!
What's the difference between a silly ghost and a plate of cheese on toast?
One is easy to cheat; the other is cheesy to eat!
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office.
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.
Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.
What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
"Make a fright turn at the corner."
How do ghosts begin letters?
Tomb it may concern...
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich!
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end...
What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Ghoul!!!
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball!
What does a vampire fear most?
Tooth decay... :-)
What can't you give the headless horseman?
A headache!!
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend!!
Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang club!
Where do most ghosts live?
In North and South Scarolinas... ;-)
What is a ghost's favorite pie??
Boo Berry!!
Halloween Math:
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of your jack-o'-lantern by it's diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.
Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Q. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A. No body
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