* Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
* No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
* One usually makes a better pie.
* They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
* If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
* If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
* From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.
* A pumpkin is turned on only when you want him to be. |
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